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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2007, 10:01:31 pm »

What quick animal jumps over a lazy dog?

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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2007, 01:25:04 am »

Q. *Through gritted teeth* Hey Sakurai, explain to me the physics of a bullet traveling straight at your head for apparently kicking out Ness.

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It flies perfectly sideways, even in air.

"But Lucasís physical combat style is quite different.
By which I mean, he does not have the same standard moves."

"But body art is quite different.
I mean, usually the same WAZA."

Ok, so long as the WAZA is the same, everything's fine.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2007, 07:34:43 am »

And he was just like, bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! Wanna take it from here Sakurai?

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Bam! Bam! BambambambamBAM!
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2007, 08:26:21 am »

I'm sorta down because one of my best characters was kicked out of Brawl. Any suggestions?

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[this] is... apparently called the Golden Squeaky Hammer.

What am I suppose do with this?

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Basically, you hold it in your arms...

Yeah?

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And hit yourself with it to launch!



Thanks Sakurai....

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Have fun!
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2007, 08:10:28 pm »

Q: Hey Sakurai, my friend wanted me to try this horrible smelling soup at school today.  Should I have?

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I think itís fine to even try it unexpectedly.

Q: But, after I tried it, my breath was awful and I didn't want to talk to people face to face.

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If you charge it up and control it, you can freeze your opponents!

Q: Wait, seriously?  Are you sure?

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Remember this well.

Q:  Uhh, okay.  So what should I do about my friend who made me try the soup?

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I think it's fine.  You donít have a large number of friends.

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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2007, 01:03:35 am »

Sakurai, what usually happens towards the end of a story?

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The tension rises. Yes.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2007, 01:46:52 am »

Q. Hey Sakurai, this might be a stupid question, but....... is the superspicy curry hot or cold?

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Hot! Hot-hot-hot-hot-hot-HOT!

Ok! Ok! You don't need to shout...

Q. Hey Sakurai, what do you think of this picture of Lyrical Wondermind?



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Whoa! That looks hot.

Er, ok... How about this one?



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EEEEEEEEEEK!
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2007, 10:23:55 am »

So, Sakurai. About that update yesterday...

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The tension rises. Yes.

Yeah. Other people are saying Lucas is no good compared to Ness, but I'm tryin' to tell 'em he has potential.

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You KNOW you want to win the battle for that.

Ah, good to see you're on my side.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2007, 11:37:29 pm »

Sakurai, is it true that there's a secret club for your biggest fans?
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Iím not letting YOU in!

FINE! I'M THROWING AWAY KIRBY AIR RIDE RIGHT NOW






I EVEN PLAYED CRYSTAL SHARDS FOR YOU!
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2007, 09:02:02 pm »

I went to Cancun last summer Sakurai.

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It seemed like a rather hot area.

And now for another story:

Sakurai, I am a representative from Nintendo.  I was wondering if you could give me some information about the game.

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Is this for real?

Of course.  This is completely legitimate.  Give me information please.

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Is he issuing commands?!

No.  JUST GIVE ME INFORMATION!!!

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Danger! Danger!



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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2007, 10:11:59 pm »

That's a great kite you've got there.

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It flies perfectly sideways, even in air.

I think you'd want a little bit of upward movement in there. Or, do you just lengthen the string for height?

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it gets REALLY long!

I see, so all you do is...

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charge it up and control it...

You say that like it isn't as fun as it looks.

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Well, I'll be.

What is it?

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This item also occasionally malfunctions...

Did you get it stuck in a tree?

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The tension rises. Yes.

What tension?

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still a secret!

Oh.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #26 on: November 12, 2007, 01:31:01 am »

Today's update is full of great sentences...

Q. So Sakurai, I see you have a new hot tub. How is it?

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That feels gooood...

I won't hog them all

Eng: "First things first: get the Smash Ball!"

Jap: "First of all is to get the ball!"

Do not fall or hit a wall, as you try to brawl the ball. Not that tall is that small ball! I will not stall; that is all.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2007, 07:57:01 am »

I'm starting to now see the appeal of Askurais. So, I'll give it a shot.



Sakurai, this is Batman. He's a cool guy. What do you think?


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Is this his mysterious pose?

Uh...sure. Okay, how about this guy?



He's the Flash, the fastest man alive. What do you think of him?


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Too slow...

What? W/e. Okay, how about this guy?



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Oh. A fairy.

Say what? Dude, that's Angel. From X-Men. Don't you know anything about comics?

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I know that you will be disappointed by this news, but...

Save it, dude. Save it. I still haven't forgiven you for not including Ness.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2007, 02:28:06 pm »

Hey Sakurai, what's something that you never see Halo players do?

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Be kind to beginners!

Yeah, seriously.
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Re: Askurai!
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2007, 07:33:28 pm »

If President Bush and Ford were the same person, what would he do after his speeches?

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He gives a three-fingered "W" salute.
...
Then he just plummets.

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