 Author
|
Topic: Song Parodies - H*R Style! (Read 6245 times)
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
A Parody of: The Rainbow Connection
The Forum Connection
Why are there so many
spammers on forums?
And why do the trolls go too far?
We should go get them,
and dip them in acid,
And drive them home covered in tar.
I've heard their whiny complaints o'er and over,
Whiny complaints filled with plea.
"I wanna break it, the forum connection,
the haters, potaters, and me!"
We've gone through glitches,
And we've gone through boardouts,
Through banning extravagants, too.
Someone's still waiting,
with billions of IPs.
To send us through misery.
So we've been told,
that the forum is fading.
But never to us it will be.
They'll never break it,
the forum connection.
Inflaters, matchmakers, or he!
All of us under our smells,
we know that it's probably putrid!
Have you gone sleeping?
Or have you gone fishing?
Or have you gone to Tennessee?
Then you will know that-
the forum connection.
Will never charge you a fee!
(I think.)
We've been here too many times to ignore it,
Us fanboys and girls charged in glee.
BHZ made it,
the Forum Connection.
With hammers, and chissells, and... me?
BHZ made it,
the Forum Connection.
With hammers, and chissells, and ... me...
With hammers, and chissells, and ... me...
And since I already know I'm posting another one...
All The Stupid People
A Parody of: All The Lonely People by: The Beatles
Sung by: Strong Bad
I... look at all the stupid people!
I... look at all the stupid people!
Homestar M. Runner,
Eating his marshmallows,
thinking that nobody's there.
Having no hair.
He's got no arms, too.
How does he pick up the drinks,
it don't make any sense,
He's rather dense!
All the stupid people,
I don't know how they live.
All the stupid people,
Stupidity they give.
Then there's that old guy,
living in castles
and thinking that he is a king.
What does that bring?
Look at him eating!
He's such a slob
is he even a human, per chance?
Not at first glance.
All the stupid people,
As stupid as they come.
All the stupid people,
And sing this as I hum.
AAH!! Look at all the stupid people.
AAH!! Look at all the stupid people.
Homestar M. Runner,
he's not as bad as the
wimp that I beat up each morn'.
How was he born?
Since he's my brother,
I guess that he was born
same ways that I would've been.
In the color of tin.
All the stupid people,
As stupid as they come.
All the stupid people,
It's time to chew some gum.
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: December 31, 2005, 11:49:27 am by HomestarRunnerTron »
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
An Eskimo
Super Great Poster
Karma: +80/-43
 Offline
Posts: 319
Burninate the building...
|
The Rockapella Carmen San Diego theme song transmorgifys/digivolves/transforms/whatevers into...
Where in the World is My Candy?
Well it's probably one of those crappy "Fun-size" thingies,
Or even stupider it's an apple,
If I get that crap, my eyes will be stinging,
Tell me where in the world is my candy?
Steal their stuff from Bubs' stand, make Strong Sad cry Uncle,
From the house 1 to house 2 I'll get to egg your door,
Well they never Arkansas me steal the Cheat from some jungle,
Tell me where in the world is my candy?
I go from this door to that door, punching the people,
If they give me some candy that really tastes like crap!
Well I'll delete an E-Mail and run a scam in Free Country,
Then I'll stick Marzi up for good chocolates and go pick-pocket Homestar,
I'll put my fist in the KOT's face then I'll steal some more from Bubs,
Tell me where in the world is my candy?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can the good candy be?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
Let Go by Frou Frou becomes... An Untitled Song of No Importance (aka An Extremely Complicated Evaluation of the KOT) by Homestar Runner Dwink milk thwough youw teeth. Mmm- Awe you pink ow awe you blue? Beavers eating pie! Cuz it's all nonsense wapped awound you! S'cuse me, you fatso. I can't get awound you so you- ate a pie, and made a lie, then, you've no idea what you WEIIIIGHH!! So get fat, so get lawge. Mmm- scawf in, till' you'we biggew than a bawge! S' alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! So get big, so get plump. Mmm- just get in, oh it's so amazing hewe! (This picture is, of course, the work of Da_Burninator. It's just SO HILARIOUS!) It's alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! It gains some extwa pounds. Then deploys a lot of weight. So help him at the moment! Even though his eating life is gweatish! Such boundless... peanuts! With salt, butter, and the chocolates. Gone to waste, it's of no puwpose, so you better dig in while you CAAAAN!! So get fat, so get lawge. Mmm- scawf in, till' you'we biggew than a bawge! S' alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! So get big, so get plump. Mmm- just get in, oh it's so amazing hewe! It's alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! HEY! YA HEY! YA HEY! ... HI. HEY! YA HEY! YA HEY! Mmm-may-yay-ee-yay! HEY! YA HEY! YA HEY! ... HI. HEY! YA HEY! YA HEY! Mmm-may-yay-ee-yay! So get fat, so get lawge. Till' you'we biggew than a bawge! S' alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! So get big, so get plump. Just get in, oh it's so amazing hewe! It's alwight, cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! (instrumental) Mmm, yeah, the Diiiing-Dong! (more instrumental) Cuz thewe's buttew in the Ding-Dong! (more and more instrumental) Mmm- yay-ee-yay, the Ding-Dong! Yeah-eh-yeah-eh-yeah-eh-yeah-eh. So amazing... hewe... Cuz thewe's butter in the Ding-Dong! |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: January 27, 2006, 09:34:50 pm by HomestarRunnerTron »
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
RClock
2005 Art Contest Winner
Totally Awexome Member
Karma: +81/-7
Offline
Gender: 
Posts: 612
Fear my gingery WRATH!
|
I've done it! And they said it couldn't be done!
Of course, this'll be outdated real fast, but still. I DEFY you to find an e-mail in the first 148 not mentioned. I defy you!
We Sent Strong Bad our E-mails
To: Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Super powers, Band Names,
Portrait and Video Games,
Time Capsule, Bottom 10,
Invisibility
Brianrietta, Helium,
How to tell your butt is dumb,
Dangeresque 1 & 2,
Secret Identity
Here comes the Thnikkaman,
Whaddya know, Haddi-Man?
Impression, Technology,
And Autobiography
Caffiene, Routine,
Dressing up for Halloween
Current Status, Little Questions,
Unused Emails, Website!
CHORUS:
We sent Strong Bad our E-mails
We all hope he reads 'em
Cuz we know he needs 'em
We sent Strong Bad our E-mails
We hope that he reads 'em
Fear he just deletes 'em
Credit Card, Sugarbob,
Studying, Part-time job,
Double Deuce, Local News,
Kick The Cheat and run
Action Figure, High School,
The Basics to being cool
Personal Favorites, Property of Ones
Radio, Depressio,
Homestar's got his own show,
Death Metal, StinkoMan,
Making Out and Marzipan,
Jigs and Lures on the lakes,
Sibbie and Sweet Cuppin' Cakes,
Big White Face, Outer Space,
Win the Ten-Step Footrace!
CHORUS
Extra plug, English Paper,
The Cheat blew our latest caper
Spring Cleaning, Teen Girl Squad
"I love you" fhqwhgads
50 e-mails, Cheat Talk,
VCR says 12:00,
Strong Bad's lost his head,
Trevor the Vampire is dead,
Lunch Special, Flag Day,
Go to Ridesplace USA,
Couch Patch, Different Town,
Virus brings the system down
Bedtime Story, Other Days,
Banned in the UK
Gimmicks, Sisters, Interview,
Let's go CGNU!
CHORUS
Three Wishes, Suntan,
Privileges, Lady Fan,
Guitar, Homsar,
Strong Bad doesn't own a car
Dreamail really wows,
Shave off Strong Mad's eyebrows,
Cardgage, Rampage,
Pop-Up fun on every page
Geddup Noise, Harm your Friends,
This is where the loafing ends,
Homestar Hair, Shark and Bear,
U.S. in its underwear!
CHORUS
Rock Opera, Burninator,
The world needs its own Narrator
Montage, Garage,
Homestar makes a hodge-podge
Sterrance, Fingers, Real Boring,
Vacation and Lady...ing
Jolly Dumples, New Hands,
Strong Badia is sacred lands
Old Comics, Monster Trucks,
Do Over, Feed the Ducks
Record Book, Lousy Cook,
Dinner at the King's nook,
Tape-Leg and Modeling,
Theme Party and Best Thing,
Are you Some Kinda Robot?
Are there any I've forgot?
CHORUS
(Normally this is where the song ends, but we gotta keep going!)
Stupid Stuff, I She Be,
No more stand-up comedy,
Li'l Brudder makes you weep,
Dullard puts you right to sleep,
Huttah! Hunting ghosts,
Pom Pom is tougher than most,
Origins, Cartoon,
2 years will be here real soon,
Labor dabor, Firebert,
Homestar makes your shins hurt,
Putting glue on Strong Sad's hands,
Homestar thinks he owns long pants,
Deserted on a desert isle,
Cartwheeling for a mile,
Cheatday, Techno, Lackey,
Let's see you be funny!
CHORUS
The Process, have a look,
Marking up a kids' book
Pizazz, the Colony,
2 emails are fine with me,
Replacement just won't be the same,
Strong Badman is a cheesy name
Just the facts! Now relax!
Time to give this song the axe!
CHORUS, fade...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I was a Poopsmith's Assistant in a gulch full of people and I offered myself to the world.
|
|
|
Panzer Dragoon
CGNU Graduate
Karma: +51/-17
Offline
Gender: 
Posts: 134
Wheeeeeeee~!
|
Ooh, that's a good one Clock! You get my "OMG I can't believe you can write that!" Karma.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
 ---------------------------------------- Mario Kart DS Information Name: Dragoon Friend Code: 025840 110264 Time I Maybe on Wifi: 1:00 P.M.-12:00 A.M. |
|
|
|
stinkoman k
|
Worked out in the wee hours of the morning, inspired by a random thought. Guess the tune.
This ain't a real thread
This is a tragedy
This is so spammy
No escape to be found for me
Come on you guys
Look there to the left and see
We change your karma, we have no sympathy
Because It's easy raise, easy low
make bad post, take a blow
Anyway the bits flow,doesnt really matter to me,
To me
Mama,just just made a thread
got a half-witted reply
and a hundred places of Pi
Mama, the thread had just begun
But now the admin's locked it all away
Mama ooo,
Didnt mean to make it die
If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on,as if nothing really matters-
Too late,my time has come,
my IP's been traced and logged
Got five warnings from a mod
Goodbye everybody-Ive got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the n00bs
Mama ooo- (any way the bits flow)
I dont want to lie
I sometimes wish Id never logged on at all-
I see the very dark foretelling of a ban
Super-Mod, Super-Mod, can you ban a few hackers?
Now here comes an admin, who's he gonna ban now- me!
Just like quenners (Just like quenners)
Just like quenners (Just like quenners)
Just like quenners what a n00b
But Im just a dumb n00b and nobody loves me-
Hes just a dumb n00b; education elementry-
Cut him some slack this whole thing is silly
Easy raise, easy low, I don't wanna go
Tough Luck, man. NO! We have to make him go!-please don't go!
Tough Luck, man. NO! We have to make him go!-please don't go!
Tough Luck, man. NO! We have to make him go!-please don't go!
Have to make him go-please don't go
Have to make him go-please don't go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
The Modding team has a ruddy IP ban on me, on me, on meeee
So you think you can lock all my threads on the fly
So you think you can refute all my statements with lies
Oh admin- can't do this to me admin
Just gotta log out- just gotta log outta here
Karma doesn't matter
Anyone can see,
Karma doesn't matter- Karma doesn't matter
to me
Any way the bits flow...
Written by Lufis and Stinkoman K
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
I kept the last one too long, but didn't have a good replacement.
|
|
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
Alrighty! Here comes a brand new parody of sorts! - what the... HEY! It's a Blue Laz-Alert! PULL IT UP ON-SCREEN! "Lazer Girl" Parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua Gunhaver: Hi, Blue Lazer! Blue Lazer Commander: Hi, Gunhaver! Gunhaver: Do you wanna schedule a surprise attack on our bases? (Only a dollar fifty each at any local Cheap As Free outpost!) Blue Lazer Commander: Sure, Gunhaver! Gunhaver: Well, too bad! We've already scheduled one with a better client! HAHAHA! *rides off* WEE. Blue Lazer Commander: I'm an evil force! I've got no remorse! Nothing drastic! Fan-freaking-taastic! Cleaning off the grout... and my major pout- Though we're sensations, the CCs save the day... tions! Blue Lazer Lackeys: (Go, go Lazor. CONQUER! YAYZOR!!) Blue Lazer Commander: I've a high-pitched voice! Never had a choice! It ain't daunting. More like haunting! Gramma's bug me out. I choose a different route. End the convo! I'd rather sing with Don Ho! Blue Lazer Commander: I've got lackeys to spare, but they're quite hard to bear. What to say? It is hard bein' the smartest! Reinforcements may come, but they'll hardly succumb! Cheat Commandos will drop on the stock list! RULE SUPREME! OVER ALL! When I take... hold of your TV! Foxface: I'm the only girl! Reynold: In a manly world! Gunhaver: 'Cept for that kid. All The CCs: Nerdy fat kid! Blue Lazer Commander: They can hardly rhyme! MY lyrics are sublime! So my death ray will crush my foes... on Tuesday! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! *Reynold runs by from off the screen to back on the other way, following by a Blue Lazer operative with a blue lazer in hand* Reynold: *being shocked on the bum* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *still being shocked on the bum* OOH! OOH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *still caught up in the same course of action* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Yeah, he's still being fried out there.* OOH! OOH! Blue Lazer Commander: See ya gawk, see ya squawk, but I've eyes like a hawk! If you make me look bad, you'll regret it! For revenge is my style, though it just smells like bile! If a book held pure evil, I've read it! It's a game! It's a play! Well, it's fun... to say the leeast! It's a shame... my ray... is now twice... in power INCREASED! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Wow, why doesn't he just stand of the operative's way?* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *I guess it won't occur to him until after the event ends.* OOH! OOH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Actually, will he actually ever get out of this mess?* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Probably not.* OOH! OOH! Blue Lazer Commander: You, initiate! Time is running late! Start the countdown! ... FINAL countdown.  We will rule the world! Blue Lazer Operative: We? Like- as in PLURAL'D?! Blue Lazer Commander: That was worth a laugh. At the least, a half! Second station, stop your procrastination! Blue Lazer Commander: I'm an evil force! I've got no remorse! Nothing drastic! Fan-freaking-taastic! Soon I'll be elite! (The elitest Cheat!) Round the nation, will be our domination! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Well, at least this is the last chorus.* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *Maybe he'll finally come to his senses after the catchy tune ends.* OOH! OOH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *That makes me wonder, how many senses does a cheat have?* AAH! AAH! AAH! YEAAAGH! Everyone: Buy our playsets. Toys and playsets! Reynold: *One of them HAS to be a sense of cheese. Or anvil.* OOH! OOH! Blue Lazer: I finally crushed the Cheat Commandos? Gunhaver: Not hardly! Blue Lazer: AGH! I hate you, Gunhaver! |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: October 01, 2008, 11:49:57 pm by HomeStarRunnerTron »
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
Annie by Vanessa Carlton
becomes...
Bwuddew sung by Homestaw
Stwong Bad nev-oow dwew.
Things that made me blue.
Well, that was twue, at least, until you.
There's some things you can do,
When your feet count’s only two.
But in your case, you'we only havin' one.
I twy to keep my bweath from shakin',
But it so appears I’m taken.
My joyful buttdance is weplaced by feaw.
It's just a sad attack,
gonna Bwonco Twolley snack,
then a puppy with one leg seems to appeaw.
*eats a Bronco Trolley* Mmmm...
You don't know,
can ya make it?
You seem like the type that can nevew win.
A cwosswoads stands,
wight befowe my buzzew.
IHOP and Denny’s both sewve gweat saimin.
The only guy who even can decide it
Is someone wise but his.. “legs” are smallew than fwogs.
If I cry, it’s just cuz’ my wole model I’m guided
By only has one feets, and he’s a puppy
DOOOOG!
He’s fwiend to you and I!
Oh, Bwuddew.
Poliwogs will nevew make me cwy..
.. But Bwuddew.
My giwlfwiends looks
Like me like I am cwazy!
He says he’s gonna be a quawterback when he gwows up.
He says, “Don’t cry fow me, The Cheatatina”.
But I can’t help my weak comp-is-o-tation.
TEEEAAAWS
Is one thing I obli-ige.
With Bwuddew.
MAAALE MODDELLING must get good mileage.
Fow Bwuddew.
Stwongew than that Tendewfoot guy
Since if he could powew one small city, why,
If you were plugged up to some plug,
Why, the whole fwee countwy would be bugged with
LIIIIGHHTTT… till’ the day was dooone… aaayyyeee aye…
High finance looks wealthy…
His new show is a pwide of mine.
His hundred yards looks stealthy… full.
*eats another Bronco Trolley* Mmmmm…
Twacing a pictuwe swuggles hawd
Fow Bwuddew.
He could dash fow you a hundwed yawds.
Poow Bwuddew.
I.
Can’t.
Think.
If.
This.
Song.
Is.
Done.
Yeeeeet…
(Funny Fact: I started writing this one back in March 20, 2006, more than a year ago.)
|
|
|
|
« Last Edit: May 06, 2007, 10:12:04 pm by HomeStarRunnerTron »
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
This one isn't NECESSARILY Homestar-related, but when I was writing it, I kept thinking of Limozeen... besides, I actually recorded this one, so it's a parody worth putting up here! Fell in Love With A Girl by The White Stripes becomes... Fell in Love With A Squirrel by Limozeen/Limozeen Tribute Band MP3 VersionFell in love with a squirrel! The kind that gathers nuts and it's kinda creepy! Cuz she's not part of my world! And I'm starting to doubt that she's part of my species! How would I ever say "Hello"?! I'm not quite sure what's a "squirrel greeting". Maybe an acorn’s the perfect gift? I'd never really know, cuz' I never liked eatin’ them. Red hair in her fur! Big buckteeth for herself for eating! I'm sure my folks would deter... Our two hearts from ever meeting! Can't think of anything to do! The thoughts in my head, they sure are fleeting! I'd say more, but my time's run out! This song has only one verse, and it's bound to repeat itself! Insert nanananaaaa here! Insert more nanaaaa here! Even more nananaaa here! Yet some more nananaaaa here! Can't think of anything to do! The thoughts in my head, they sure are fleeting! I'd say more, but my time's run out! This song has only one verse, and it's bound to repeat itself! Fell in love with a squirrel! The kind that gathers nuts and it's kinda creepy! Cuz she's not part of my world! And I'm starting to doubt that she's part of my species! How would I ever say "Hello"?! I'm not quite sure what's a "squirrel greeting". Maybe an acorn's the perfect gift? I'd never really know, cuz' I never liked eating um’. Insert nanananaaaa here! Insert more nanaaaa here! Even more nananaaa here! Yet some more nananaaaa here! Can't think of anything to do! The thoughts in my head, they sure are fleeting! I'd say more, but my time's run out! This song has only one verse, and it's bound to repeat itself! (spoken) SQUIRREL! |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: July 26, 2007, 05:35:30 am by HomeStarRunnerTron »
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
|
HomeStarRunnerTron
|
Strong Bad Emails in My Mind
A Parody of: Carolina in My Mind by James Taylor
Everyday, I go to Strong Bad Emails.
Starting with the Tandy!
Compy 3-8-6 was dandy!
Lappy is quite the friend of mine.
You can't even find!
Any wires ever dangling from behind!
Starting with Some Kinda 'bot
He got whacked out into weekly checking!
I just checked 'till morning light!
Till’ my pupils caught on fire.
I’m dying!
.. ain’t I?
Goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
There ain’t no doubt in no one’s mind
The Paper was the finest thing around.
Watch the Homestar’s dancing ‘hind.
A silver cup of Bronzewick stew
I’m buying
Ain’t I?
Goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
In my mind, I go to Strong Bad Emails.
Think of that garage sale.
It was more of a garbáge sale.
Maybe Malinko had to sign
That legal dotted line
Lest’ receive more sue balloons thrown from behind!
Spying on their “date” last night
Strong Bad seemed to hear that Homestar calling,
“Sid Hoffwenchman.” while they dined.
In the hundred-first- “Did you say dowing?”
Dowing…
I’m goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
With a whole enormous number of forumers round me!
BHZ, and HRWiki, too.
And it seems the wait for updates takes forever.
You must forgive me
If I’m getting spoiled on Strong Bad Emails in my mind.
In my mind, I go to Strong Bad Emails.
Had a Labor Dabor.
Drew a Scottish tossing caber-style!
Made out first base with loose-leaf paper,
So and So got TINE’D,
Yes, I’m goin’ to Strong Bad Emails iiiin… my mind.
Goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
And I’m goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
Goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
It’s done! Don’t disturb my watching.
It’s dooone… hygiene info botching…
Strong Sad’s sad inside his dreams.
He’s flying.
Ain’t I
Goin’ to Strong Bad Emails in my mind!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
PotP: This story's awesome! Can't wait till it's finished! HSRT: Well, if you kill me, I can't finish it, now can I? PotP: Oh...well, I guess not... Spinister Spy |
|
|
|
|
