Man, what an odd dream

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

*Groundhog Day is a movie about a guy who is stuck in the day February 2nd. It's good, you should see it.

I wish I could. Kirk Fogg mentioned it during a temple run on Legends of the Hidden Temple.

"Over and over, just like Groundhog Day."

I need more sleep so I can have more dreams.

[Revan/anakinjmt]

I just had a weird dream.

I was trying to plan my classes for this fall. While at the same time trying to take classes at Grand Valley, I was also trying to re-enroll at my high school as a senior, because I felt like there were some areas I didn't know at even a general high school level. I was speaking with the executive director of my high school who I know well, and explaining to him how there would be times I'd have to leave class to head to Grand Valley for class. He asked me what I thought I needed to learn in high school. I took him to the old English room where I had English class before my senior year, and at this point my voice changed to that of I think Hayden Christiansen. There was a bunch of little kids screaming in the room so I had to shout. I asked him to look at the wall. "See all the English stuff?" I asked him. "That's what students learn here now. In my English class my English teacher had us make puppets!" The room suddenly got dead quiet. The guy had a grin on his face. "Really?" he asked. "That sounds awesome! That's such a great idea!" "Really?" I asked.

Then my dad woke me up with a proposition to go to the early church service with him and my mom, and afterwards to see Indiana Jones and then get lunch. So, unfortunately, I don't know what I would have ended up doing.

[MBD123]

Me again! The dreams from my twisted mind keep a-flowing!

So this time I was camping. In real life, not in the dream. I dreamed that I was at a different camp and there was a mouse whose heart was falling out of its chest. It gets much weirder. I pick him up and try to push his heart back into his chest, but then something snapped and some heart tissue came out of the tiny heart, which was about as big as the mouse's stomach in this dream. The mouse died.

That's not all.

Now I'm transported to a room where all I can see is a music video. You know how there's that black and white scene in the chorus of Gangster's Paradise by Coolio? It's set like that, still in b/w, but in a heart surgery room. All we can see is an unmasked surgeon that looks like the singer for Panic at the Disco and David Archuleta (the runner-up to David Cook) at the same time. He was singing a parody of A Space Oddity by David Bowie (At this point I've mentioned 3 popular song/band names and 3 Davids all of which do music. Go figure!). He was singing to the tune of

"This is Major tom to ground control..."

Except he sang

"You've cut off all of the oxygen in his heart..."

After he sang that I was transported back to camp where I found a kid from my school who isn't even in Scouts. I heard someone say "We must notify his next of kin of his untimely death..."

Then I woke up to the sound of a racoon rummaging through my stuff under my cot at about 2:30 a.m.

[Bonkava!]

Me again! The dreams from my twisted mind keep a-flowing!

So this time I was camping. In real life, not in the dream. I dreamed that I was at a different camp and there was a mouse whose heart was falling out of its chest. It gets much weirder. I pick him up and try to push his heart back into his chest, but then something snapped and some heart tissue came out of the tiny heart, which was about as big as the mouse's stomach in this dream. The mouse died.

That's not all.

Now I'm transported to a room where all I can see is a music video. You know how there's that black and white scene in the chorus of Gangster's Paradise by Coolio? It's set like that, still in b/w, but in a heart surgery room. All we can see is an unmasked surgeon that looks like the singer for Panic at the Disco and David Archuleta (the runner-up to David Cook) at the same time. He was singing a parody of A Space Oddity by David Bowie (At this point I've mentioned 3 popular song/band names and 3 Davids all of which do music. Go figure!). He was singing to the tune of

"This is Major tom to ground control..."

Except he sang

"You've cut off all of the oxygen in his heart..."

After he sang that I was transported back to camp where I found a kid from my school who isn't even in Scouts. I heard someone say "We must notify his next of kin of his untimely death..."

Then I woke up to the sound of a racoon rummaging through my stuff under my cot at about 2:30 a.m.

Fail. There's only one A in Space Oddity.

[Revan/anakinjmt]

I had two weird dreams this morning around 8 and 9 AM and I'm not sure which is scarier. You choose.

Dream A: I was visiting my high school, seeing how I was off-duty at my job as a detective. I was in the office when I hear shots ring out. I tell the office people to call 911 and then I pull out my gun and look around. I don't see anyone in the hallway (there's like one hallway at my high school, it's a very small school) and I head towards the front door. As I'm going past the last two classroom doors, I hear more shots behind me. There's a guy shooting at me. I duck into one of the classrooms, and I can see students in both classrooms huddled behind the desks of the teachers, with terrified looks on their faces. One classroom is full of third graders, and the other with sophomores. I exchange shots with the shooter, identifying myself as a police officer. I must have fired around a hundred shots, and yet my gun, and the shooter's gun, never run out of ammo. I'm scared to death as I'm all by myself, with no backup, having to defend the entire school myself, not sure if he'll finally hit me with one of his shots.

Dream B: I'm heading to a college class, which strangely is being held in a huge field. It's a large class, easily over a hundred students, with elementary school-style desks, yet big enough for us. Some of my high school friends are in this class. We walk past Blagojevich's house (he's the Illinois governor who has been accused of selling the vacant Senate seat Obama leaves behind by being elected President in case you don't know who that is). His house has a parking spot right in the front that says "Reserved for federal investigators." As the class all sits down at desks, we come to find out that our class is being taught by none other than The Joker. That's The Joker from Batman: The Animated Series, all down to appearance and voice. I have a Green Lantern ring which, along with granting me the powers of a Lantern also gives me the combined powers of Spider-Man and Superman, and I have a gun seeing how I am a police officer, but I can't make a scene with all the innocent people around, and the fact is he hasn't done anything to us...yet. I look behind me and I see Batman watching from the shadows. Batman watches every lesson that the Joker teaches. Thing is, the Joker acts all weird. Sometimes he has his regular look, and sometimes he looks and sounds perfectly normal, like how he would have been before becoming the Joker. He can morph back and forth, sorta like Ultimate Green Goblin.



Yeah, that's all I can recall about the dreams. I'm still not sure which is scarier. I'm tempted to say B, but that was only a perceived threat. A had an actual threat, and I think in my dreams I was more terrified in A than B, as in B I had superpowers, a gun, and Batman watching, whereas in A I was just human with a gun.

[potthole]

This is one I had the other night...

I'm leaving work, when I discover that somebody has stolen all of our cars.  The cops come, and won't let anybody leave the office until they are done finding out who stole the cars.  After awhile they find all our cars, down in another parking lot, about a quarter mile down the road.  They come tell us they have the cars and that they caught the guy that took them.  Turns out it was a guy I went to high school with.  I see him, and I go slam him up against a wall, where I begin to try to gouge his eyes out with my fingers.

[The Dark One™]

I had a strange dream a while ago. I blame eating Ramen at 3 AM.

I can't even remember how it starts. Somewhere, I think either Wal-mart or Gamestop, they were giving out some game with the purchase of a Wii, which I bought the Wii, even though I already had one. The game was wrapped up like a present, and when I unwrapped it, it was instead a Spiderman movie. I was think I had left it in the one of the aisles accidentally, and we wanted to return it, but then when I found it, the DVD inside was gone.

A little bit after that I woke up.

[Revan/anakinjmt]

The day after having my two weird dreams, I had another one. This time, I was on the island from LOST. I knew what would happen because I had seen the first four seasons. It was right after the plane had crashed. Nobody understood why I was acting the way I was. Then the mercenaries from Season 4 came, 3 seasons too early. I yelled to run, because I knew what they were going to do. Nobody followed me until they started shooting. I was followed into the jungle by Kate, Jack, and a bunch of other random people I didn't know. We hid inside a tree and see a merc searching for us. My friend from high school, who is Korean, showed up behind him. I think he was supposed to be Jin. Anyways, he was trying to stay behind the merc so he wouldn't be seen. Finally, he got over to us and hid in the tree. The tree then changed to a bush, and we were all laying down, right as the first merc found a buddy of his and they started talking. An old classmate of mine, Alyssa, came riding toward us on her bike, with two other people. They were dressed as though they were in the Tour de France. "Why are they doing this?" asked Alyssa, kinda loudly. We told her to be quiet, but she just kept asking. Finally, I told her to shut up, and she did.

Then I woke up.