Your Debut Album Game

[Nicolas Sarkozy]

Princes Wharf - And Forget to Live

[Bonkava!]

Deathchain/Deathbound Split 2005 - photographer It has chosen


I love death metal so much that I named my band after a two-death-metal-band album.

[Sonic the Werewolf.]

Dennis Coleridge Boles- "Reads But One Book"


Of course, this would be the album where the band stops making progressive sludge metal and switches to jazzcore, alienating many of our fans.

[Nicolas Sarkozy]

I Can't Hear You - Gone Stark Raving Mad

[The Dark One™]

Signature Books- More Than our Abilities.

[Goombazoid]

The fans always demand more. So I present:


Conestoga Parkway - "My neighborhood after dark."

[The Red Dragon]

WKYZZL, "The unsettling Weasel," brings you back to the Nineties with Jordan 196's groundbreaking debut album, No Cure for Curiosity.




(author's note: Man, I saw the quote first and knew that this would be awesome. Jordan 196 could not have been more nineties if I tried)

[The Dark One™]

We interrupt Indiana Jones and the Overly Used Plot Points to bring you this great offer. The pop/metal/indie/rock/jpop band International Motorcycle Shows' Greatest Hits album "Art is Our Life". 35 songs on 47 discs!



With songs like,

The 7 minute guitar solo song that has 3 words in it

What's this Button do?

Is this song really in G?

AAAAAH EEE OOO ARRRR AHHH AAAAAGH! (Help the house is on fire)

AND MUCH MUCH MORE

Only 37 payments of $6.24 (USD)!!!!

[Alexisonfire]

Hey guys, I just found Isoaspartate's "Person Thinks He Isn't" in the bottom of the Wal-mart bargain bin.

[Snakewater]

Variotram - That of Blindfolded Fear



This straight up sounds like the name of several different bands I probably listen to.

[Sonic the Werewolf.]

Extremely prolific, yet unknown indie band Dielectric Resonator is releasing their first album, "I Never Tried Before." this July.


Buy it at your local trendier-than-thou indie record shop.

[Depressio]

I don't know about you, but I prefer bands that definitely have at least one person playing the violin. That's why I'm proud to support an up-and-coming group called Tariff of 1792. Better check them out now, as their first record "Tedious As To Work" seems to indicate that it might take a while to produce a follow-up album.



(Art by Cajita Dorada of Flickr)

[Bonkava!]

As everyone knows, bands named after the scientific name for fungi usually fail, so that's why you probably haven't heard of Hypholoma sublateritium, despite them being one of the best modern prog bands. Featuring two guitars and five keyboards, as well as a large double-bass drum kit and a bass guitar, this band's debut album, "The Last One Left" is entirely instrumental. Check it out at your local record store for only $12.99



The band stated that the misspelling was intentional, however shortly after the initial release of the 2-disc set, the cover art was redone to include the correct spelling of the band name.

[The Dark One™]

So, I heard you folks like Metal... The newest death/prog/urban/rock/metal band The Church of Satan has released their newest album, I am looking down. And no, it's not Satan. It's MISTER Satan. That was a typo on our part.



17 songs on 42 discs!

Only $19.99.99.99.99!

[E. Terrestrial]

Hello all.  I'd like to take a moment and tell you about the new album from hit soft rock artists Manhattan Community Board 5.  The album is entitled Peace God is Awake and features 14 tracks about nature, love, and other hippie related topics.  Tree huggers delight!

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Sorry my album cover didn't work.  It used a weird image link and now I have no idea how to find it.  It was a picture or orange and red flowers and it was all flowery and hippie like.  I'm a NUUUUUB