We Haven't Yet Acknowledged potthole's Marriage in a CGN Title

[Bonkava!]

Here we go off to page 2. Page 2... away!

*insert picture of potthole holding a gun*

With a cold metal killswitch
In a time where people tap
Guitarists everywhere pick up
Their axes from their laps.

Soon they blaze through mechanical sounds
Reminiscent of keytar
It's Buckethead, risen once again,
As Lord of the Guitar

With a guitar pick he plays some awesome licks
As the solo starts to form
Every room on Earth rocks out to death
Every wing and every dorm

With his yellow green
green yellow green
causing many people harm
He starts a jam
with power, and
a swarm

So now we're failing his song
He made it much too difficult
The solo caught us by surprise
Star power we had none.
Had we foreseen
The crazy-awesome guitar skillz
We might have made it through the song but no....

So far away, from the blue sustain
At the end of the solo of doom
We felt the pain, saw 58 about a thousand tries
Through the Jor and the Dan, we'll give up soon!

Now we hit the first verse and
use star power right away
the best star path, we've done the math,
though it took us several days

We can hit the guitar break but
We are barely in the green
Through solo A, we can hit the triplets
but here's the part that's mean

We flail madly till the break
Where notes again turn blue
We hear the clunks, we see the hold, and die!

For on the yellowish string
Notes near the end of Hell's solo
Always kills us, every time
Star power has run out
If we'd use star power late
Use it after the break
Maybe we'd survive the HO/PO storm!

So far away, from the blue sustain
At the end of the solo of doom
We felt the pain, saw 58 about a thousand tries
Through the Jor and the Dan, we'll give up soon!

O-o-oh
O-o-oh
O-o-oh ooooooooow
O-o-oh
O-o-oh
O-o-oh woooooooooow

(insert solo, up until the end of "climactic build-up", where the entire thing of Jordan is inserted. After which, TTFAF solo continues)

Now here we hit that blue note, that I've said
We've fought so hard just to ge-et to
As we grin and we go through the rest of the song
Solo F, we have found, was too long... (once again)

So far away, from the blue sustain
At the end of the solo of doom
We felt the pain, saw 58 about a thousand tries
Through the Jor and the Dan, we'll give up soon!

(<.< "First chorus" didn't scan.)

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

*insert picture of potthole holding a gun*

Okay, I will.

[GnFnRs - The G stands for "Got too many words in my name."]

The old topic's closed, how do I quote the Baracko/Baraka pictures?

[Bonkava!]

You don't.
There is no need.

But uh... supposing there is a need...

Code:

[quote author=Burled Holiday Cabbage link=topic=10331.msg215838#msg215838 date=1212545466]
If I may...

[img]http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/7639/barackosmodernlifegx9.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

You'll have to bribe a mod to get the code for the other one.

[Rather On Fire]

You'll have to bribe a mod to get the code for the other one.

*Points to first post*
Or a local Ratheronfire.

[Bonkava!]

No one liked my TTFAF parody?

[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

No one liked my poem on page 12 two CGNs ago?

[GnFnRs - The G stands for "Got too many words in my name."]

I'm holding you all hostage until I get the code to the other Baraka's nonesense picture quote.  Don't nobody try anything funny! 

[Revan/anakinjmt]

No one liked my TTFAF parody?

Oh, I didn't notice that. Not bad, although does it follow the rhythm of the song exactly? It seems to me like you added a bit right before the chorus the first time.

[Sonic the Werewolf.]

2003-2005

R.I.P. 

[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

2008-2008

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

You broke it before it really started.

If it ain't broke...

[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

You broke it before it really started.

If it ain't broke...

...get out of the kitchen?

[Sonic the Werewolf.]

If I learned anything from Killer Instinct, I learned that a combo is at least three hits.

In a way, you actually continued the combo, BHC.

How does that make you feel?