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Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« on: June 29, 2008, 07:22:09 pm »

Never before have I been so insulted and offended. If this preview were not shown before the best movie ever in the world, I would have walked out of the theater before whatever movie was on.

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Alert viewers have noted that the first few seconds of the trailer feature the narrator describing his ancestors' fight alongside the Aztec warriors of Mexico while showing an aerial view of Machu Picchu, an Incan city located in Peru.
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What's wrong guys? Mexico too boring? Just didn't check the stock footage?

Check out how hard it is to hear the music IN THE TRAILER. Like they don't have a sound editor or something I guess. I literally averted my eyes the whole time this trailer was on as though it were the grizzliest horror movie ever devised.

This movie is trash.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 02:25:59 pm »

This has to be one of Disney's most pathetic attempts yet.  Kids will still see, but they're making the parents suffer.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 02:36:23 pm »

I had to go youtube the trailer, and now regret not just that action, but my very birth. For one thing I don't think "Beverly Hills" was shown for even a split second (albeit there were plenty of chihuahua's), but speaking of chihuahua's, how many bleedin' times do the bleedin' chihuahua's have to say chihuahua!? It's like, they sing a whole song where the chorus line is "chihuahua," then it shows the title, then a chihuahua pops up and says "chihuahua!" then you think the trailer's over, but look, another cute little chihuahua has popped out to say chihuahua! Okay, surely now it's over, BUT NO, THEY HAVE TO CASH IN ON HOW ADORABLE IT IS TO SAY THE WORD "CHIHUAHUA" ONE MORE BLEEDIN' TIME!!!

Why do I have a feeling I already know a good portion of the dialogue in this movie.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 02:40:42 pm »

*Yawn*
Terrible children's movie #42245768, which will make a lot of money because parents want to spend time with their children that involves not talking to them for 1 and a half hours.

I'll pass.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 04:14:09 pm »

This thread needs less suck.



Not that it was the best movie ever, but it certainly outclasses chihuahuas.

Also, Chihuahuas are the stupidest and ugliest dogs known to mankind.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 11:09:39 pm »

This thread needs less suck.



Not that it was the best movie ever, but it certainly outclasses chihuahuas.

Also, Chihuahuas are the stupidest and ugliest dogs known to mankind.

You just added more though because he's dead. Sad
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2008, 02:50:12 am »

I have lost all faith in movies forever.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 06:58:22 pm »

I was going to make the beverly hills ninja joke... Sad But yeah this looks like not good at all.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 09:13:06 pm »

So what's worse than having to see the trailer on Youtube, is having to see it on the big screen, followed by everyone going going 'Awwww,' and then 'Chee Wah Wah!' until the movie started
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2008, 06:15:23 am »

So what's worse than having to see the trailer on Youtube, is having to see it on the big screen, followed by everyone going going 'Awwww,' and then 'Chee Wah Wah!' until the movie started

+1!

That's the reaction that the theater had when I saw Wall-E last night.  Personally, I wanted to vomit.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2008, 12:31:36 pm »

If I ever see that in a theatre, I will immediately start loudly booing and yelling for them to take it off the screen.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2008, 01:54:07 pm »

If I ever see that in a theatre, I will immediately start loudly booing and yelling for them to take it off the screen.

Thank you. Thank you.

Meanwhile, Be. Hil. Chi. (I don't want to call it BHC) cards were packed in with my child-aged brother's WALL-E brand watch. Which means that someday he will probably drag my parents with him to see that... thing. I live in shame from that day on.
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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #13 on: July 12, 2008, 01:18:29 am »

Meanwhile, Be. Hil. Chi. (I don't want to call it BHC)

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Re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2008, 06:07:22 pm »

So this movie is getting its own (staged) reaction videos. My Favorite:

NSFBHZ

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Kinda NSFBHZ, not kinda my favorite
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