HREmail #3184

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

Oh, CHILD! This has been out ALL day, and you guys didn't post it?! For SHAME. This another great landmark in the history of animation!

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SECRETS:

Click on "bwees-ness card" for said bwees-nass card.
Click on... the hole in the center of the screen for another comeback!

I loved this to pieces! Both times watching it so far, I have been so awestruck by the entire presentation and have been laughing to the point of crying tears of joy. Every single episode of this theme has been surprisingly moving. I guess after so many unforgettable laughs shared, you can't help but get emotional saying a sort-of-kind-of goodbye. Well-worth the extra week or two of effort! Now, THIS was what you call... (don't call it comeback) ... a comeback.

... kid...

FAVORITE PARTS (Why do I do this every time when I'm basically just re-quoting every line in the cartoon?):

-"*entire opening sequence up till' the next quote*"
-"Another week with you, Strong Bad, is like 8 dog-weeks in cat-years!"
-"... is Beverly CLEARly my computer, Bathsheba..."
-"Do you want to help me come out of E-tirement?"
"... um... no... ? *epic departure*"
-"What's your favorite Strong Bad muscle that you've wanted to rub with hot oils?!"
-"This cereal is SOOoooOOO cereal-y!"
"Oh, child! I'm gonna enjoy this saag panner Pop-Tart with a VENGEANCE. Then I've got to go stand around in this tuxedo with a VENGEANCE."
-"... blast-wavy Saturn rings..."
-"*The entire Coach Z sequence*"
-"*The fact we got to see the visual Death of the Compy.*"
-"Man, so popular lately!"
-"*Entire ending sequence.*"

FINAL VERDICT: I must say, an easy 11.5/10.

[The Chort]

Absolutely brilliant. Top notch. Dang funny. Did NOT see the Lappy's destruction coming.

[homstar]

I absolutely love this.

Reasons being that this is one of the most violent H*R cartoons I have seen to date.

But we bid farewell to yet another of strong bad's computers. May you rest in peace...es.

I give it a 9.1/10

[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

About time they un-jump the shark. Good way to come back.

I was on the edge of my seat when SB was unveiling the new "computer"... then I was all, oh.

Some good lines in this. Lappy stole the show. 8 dog-weeks in cat years, lol.

The story-telling spitting thing was funny too.

9/10

[Mr. Teatime]

Wow, Senor Cardgage really is becoming the new Homsar.

And...I think I can safely say that Coach Z's shower was the first time in this websites history that I have been legitimately creeped out.

All around good stuff. Funnily enough, for the end of Hwemails, the scenes at the beginning and end with Homestar were my favorites. Now I'm going to miss him again!

[Bonkava!]

8/10.

I mean, it's nice that SBEmails are coming back, and the Lappy sploding was cool, plus the steak sandwich thing was pretty funny...

aw screw it. I'm getting too harsh with my ratings recently.

[Wrinkledlion X]

I'm opening the champagne as we speak...

[Pornstar Runner]

Well, I was wondering when it would return. All I can say is that it was a long time coming, and it was pretty good too.

What suprised me the most... the New Paper getting the ax, though I shoulda seen it coming. I mean come on it has had 2 strikes against it (at least) for a while.

What I liked the most... it was a tie between Strong Bad with the news on the can and creepy Coach Z behavior (always good for a laugh).

What disappointed me the most... the Lappy getting off-ed like that (I guess I thought it should of been around a while longer and should have gone out a different way... it's saving grace had to be the easy/dooj button)

What was the most redeeming feature... seeing a vampire Lappy in the explosion cloud (it looks like the recurring theme of Strong Bad being terrorrized by old electronic equipment will continue)... could this include both The Papers

Questions left to be answered... I see that Homestar was on email 3184, and that it had been 280 days since the last time there was an official Strong Bad email. Additionally, he looked extremely tired... given these facts and observations are we to assume that Homestar has been doing emails non-stop during this interval at an average rate of one email just over every 2 hours? Also, what of The "old" Paper? Is it still burnt to a crisp as I think was implied or will it rise again (not evil or ghostly)?

I look forward to the continuation!

[Goombazoid]

New Computer, New Paper, New Emails...Can't Wait.