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Topic: I get all of you dates! (Read 7609 times)
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HomeStarRunnerTron
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There's so many new members popping up nowadays to join this utopian internet society of Burning Horizon that many of them never get the proper warm welcome they so deserve. I, as former lone male Sub-Moderator of this board, dedicate this thread to these perfectly unique individuals that so deserve our attention. They have within themselves so much promise and potential. To start with, this man (or woman, maybe) truly gives pimpskizzles a run for his money. |
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« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 12:46:39 am by Lisa »
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potthole
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There are about 13,500 pending members (all most likely spam), so there's plenty of fodder for you guys to work with!
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HomeStarRunnerTron
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Post-Valentine's Day edition! Okay, so I know a lot of the people on the forums just don't care in the slightest about romance. --Unless you count Teatime, the handsome devil-- and of course, Goombazoid, who has already starting to single-handedly replenish the universe. For those of you on BHZ who didn't get a date, I know QUITE A FEW new members who are… decidedly… single! WINK WINK HINT HINT NUDGE NUDGE SMOOCH HUUUUG SISS BAM BOOM BABY? I mean who says BHZ is as void-of-woman-stylings nowadays? NO, we’re just a plain ol’ VOID. But yeah, we have our share of girls! What ARE you talking about? Who needs our two and a half REAL women when you have such a PLETHORA of these available chatbot ladies--really now! No, I didn’t mean that, Elina and bethskye and the stale taste of air. Come back. We love you. But we promise not to hit on you. Sometimes. Playing the role of Lisa, I have an obligation to act as the surrogate forum-Cupid. So I’ll get ALL OF YOU the virtual dates you so rightfully deserve! Unless I change my mind. Women. Change. Their Minds. All. The Time.THIS lil’ lad’eh for example, would be perfect for Quenners, the most fashionable suitor to grace the for’ms! RIP.Or perhaps this look-alike for Johnny to cheat on when I inevitably cheat on him with… … uh. I don’t want to talk about it.(… Lisa, you so gross.) Alexisonfire will enjoy this true, white-red-and-blue patri-ette!And Burled Holiday Cabbage! You love these kinds of girls, right? Oh, wait… no, that’s Canadians, cripes. … Why do I feel like I did something to offend Canadians already?...MDB123, meet your screenname soulmate.Sonic Redfield, I pegged down your match by finding a screenname that rang out clear and strong with the same sophistication your own name evokes.S&D Frosté and Wrinkledlion X are gonna have to fight over the weird chick.Bonkava!, buddy, fret no more. This girl will take it as a compliment if you say she’s callipygian.You might have to deal with the ex, though.The Sneak, you can be the Meat Boy to THIS Bandage Girl!Ground Man, I know how much you’re into fantasy roleplay. And this girl is totally pretending to be something she’s not.The Dark One, um… this?So, Deputy Laser Action, you loved The Expendables?... Well, I think THIS… girl… loves YOU.Agent Brown recently returned to this realm of existence. And we all know why he came back. He was looking for love.Depressio, we all love you, and you deserve to settle down. And you can’t settle for any less than this lass.Inf, as founder of the original You Laugh You Lose, I felt it important to find you a woman who would fill that hollow cavity in your funny bone.DaBurninator, your art greatly influenced my own when I was starting out as a yung’in on the forum (but actually, no, because I’m Lisa right now), and Fishbowl is one of the most hysterically hilarious and endlessly inventive comic strips I’ve ever read. You definitely deserve this marvelous lady.scoobysnacks, you go by Mike, right? Well, um, maybe you can understand this girl. I sure can’t.RClock… well, I tried, but I couldn't find any clever match for you. Maybe?Well, ET, I REALLY meant to get you a video game-related girlfriend for Valentine’s Day, but… here’s someone to really… PHONE HOME ABOUT. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. I mean, she’s the true female enigma of BHZ. At first, you think you have her figured out… and then, out of the blue, you realize that there’s so much more about her you wish you knew… It’ll be so worth it, man.Rather On Fire, your HEART is probably going to be EVEN MORE on fire when you and this number congregate!Mr. Teatime, I consider you to be the playa’ of Be A Chizzy. Thusly, I’m introducing you to Stacy and her sister Stacey. There is…… two of theeeem!~Or I dunno, maybe you want this more than another ladyfriend.anakinjmt… of all the members of this forum, you constantly just don't get sarcasm, pop cult’ ref’s, and the like. Either that, or you’re REALLY good at pretending you don’t. So you’re unfazed and unassuming, which means you definitely need a girl with enough street-smarts to balance that out. So meet Miss V.Or maybe you’re looking for someone who’s more straightforward—less artful with her words. If that’s the case, this one’s for you.Junpei, your name is funny. Even the person who plays the character you’ve named yourself after is funny. Vic Mignogna. So I’m going strictly by the phonetics of romance in your relationship. And a plus: I think she’s into… College Algebra or something!… IRISH GERARD BUTLER?! What are YOU doing here?... Psst, Elina, you want him?And Stinkomank, I couldn’t take chances on you, so I truly outdid myself finding your other half. Relax and let love take its natural course.And whether or not all these encounters in the affairs of the heart work out, we can rest assured… at least we’re not anyoftheseguys. Thank you and goodnight. EDIT: Oh-ho, wait. Wait. I take back yours, Bonkava! Just like Teatime, I've decided you're a player. A player of music.And you get two of them, two. |
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« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 02:26:55 am by Lisa »
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Alexisonfire
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Wait a second...
You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
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  "Mr. Bones Says The Ride Never Ends."[Exeunt, Pursued By Bear] |
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HomeStarRunnerTron
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Wait a second...
You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!
SILENCE. You got AmberRaine, didn't you?!  |
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« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 02:27:16 am by Lisa »
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scoobysnacks
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That was awesome lol. I'm sure I'll have a great time with abercrombieandfitchmike or whatever her name was.
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« Last Edit: February 17, 2011, 12:26:56 pm by Lisa »
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Bonkava!
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Haha, I've been trying to figure out how to get a girlfriend for the past week, because obviously I'm doing something wrong. Maybe not, though, because in trying to ask out two girls, I've made three girlfriends.  |
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Depressio
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I laughed so hard. Gibberish account humour gets me every time.
Also, Lisa clearly knows her way around the forum's archives. No wonder she is in the computer business.
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