Let's go a LITTLE out of the box here, and instead of posting a SONG, per se, we will post PURE CHOREOGRAPHY.
You know what I'm talkin' about. I'm talkin' about THE REYDANCE!!!!!!!! (which I just spent a ludicrous amount of time hunting down and turning back into its original format)https://www.youtube.com/v/FkWSJXauJSshttps://www.youtube.com/v/c_DzG0a_zW8https://www.youtube.com/v/v9rYTN1SITMhttps://www.youtube.com/v/Zxn_6vIrTUM
I know what you're thinking now. How does one DO a proper REYDANCE!!!!!!!!...?From careful study, here's my breakdown.STEP 1
Make sure to start by introducing yourself (first AND last name), and
introducing your dance (ex. "This is ______ _______, and this is THE REYDANCE!!!!!!!!").STEP 2
Continually cross and uncross wrists in an X formation across your body. For extra style, move this formation from one side of your body to the other. Also, feel free to wear or carry cumbersome things that will make it harder to do this motion.STEP 3
Don't forget to also lean precariously closer and farther away from the camera-- this takes a bit of coordination, but it's really not a REYDANCE!!!!!!!! if you're not doing both.STEP 3b
Speaking of which, if your REYDANCE!!!!!!!! is being recorded, the best REYDANCE!!!!!!!!s use state-of-the-art YouTube Stabilization
Chances are your video will not be detected as being "shaky" and needing stabilization (note of interest: the footage should be initially shot stationary), so you'll have to intentionally select it yourself.STEP 4
Get progressively more into your dance-- just feel that out ... ... and at a certain point (whenever your heart tells you it's right), let out a tiny "heh".STEP 5
Follow that giggle up with an even more delighted chortle
. Make sure the difference between the two is felt.STEP 6
Afterwards, feel free to dance for however much longer as you feel is necessary to Get Your Groove Back
While this wasn't part of the original (Reymon had no reason to say it himself, for we, his faithful followers would do the work for him.), it is by now imperative that you end your video with some variant of explaining to post YOUR best Reydance.