neomails *new #68 Theme Song#67 Movie Fun

[No-Neck]

Great thread you've got going.

And nice Space Balls reference.

[neowhyachi]

#4 Cobbler

neowhyachi: Tonights winning lottery numbers are 3 27 2 and email

runna_thata.emaila


Dear Neoman,

Who is your biggest role model?

The One Without a Neck


neowhyachi:  That's a simple question Mr. Lacking of the Neckness.  My role model is..... peach cobbler


Mr. Teatime: Peach Cobbler??

SB_Sonic: How can a pastry be a role model??

neowhyachi:  Simple because it's the ultimate role model.  It doesn't smoke, drink, do drugs, get in fights and on top of that it's mighty tasty.

neowhyachi pulls out a bowl of peach cobbler and takes  a bit

neowhyachi: Mmmmmm role model.   Whose you're role model SB_Sonic.

SB_Sonic: The oven... Because without an oven to bake it that peach cobbler is nothing.

neowhyachi: Oh ya we'll just see about that.  Let's see who'll win in an all out brawl

SB_Sonic: I thought the cobbler didn't get into fights.

neowhyachi: Not intentionally but it will to defend it's honor.

The cobbler is placed in front of the oven and everyone gathers around it.

neowhyachi,Mr. Teatime, Vikesfan: Go Cobbler!!

SB_Sonic, Scoobysnacks: Go oven

neowhyachi, Teatime,vikesfan: Go cobbler!!

SB_Sonic, Scoobysnacks: Go Oven!!

neowhyachi: Wait a second!!  This is really really really stupid.  Let's go to Subway!!

Other 4: Ya Subway!!


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[Mr. Teatime]

Pph, Quizno's could beat Subway in a fight...oh crap...I may have just opened the way for a sequal!  

This thread is gunna be awesome, I can tell, and not just cause I'm a character. Sure, that doesn't exactly hurt, but so far 4 for 4 emails have been hilarious! Keep it up!

[vikesfan81]

This is so funny! I laughed out loud about fifteen times in the fourth one. This has to bee one of the funiest things I ever read.

[scoobysnacks]

These are great and funny and Im a character in them yeah. I cant wait for more of these to come.

[The Dark One™]

could i be a charater?

[ChocolateMetal]

I think that one is your best one yet! Are you going to use my mail?

[neowhyachi]

#5 Wacky Whyachi

neowhyachi: Insert generic and humorus email comment here.

run_neomails.exe

Dear Neowhyachi,

Have you ever thought about starting your own radio station? If so, what would its format be?

Sincerely,
ChocolateMetal


Mmmm Chocolate Metal. That'd make a good breakfast cereal with marshmellow bricks and other building material shaped treats. Well if I did have one..... and I do I'd have some sorta crazy DJ name and a sidekick with an equally crazy name, contests, some random segment designed to attempt humor, and of course song requests.


Scene cuts to a radio station sound booth.

Synthesized Radio Voice over:  WGUB55.3WKQB Presents the "Wacky Whyachi Hour"

neowhyachi: Greetings one and all I'm Wacky Whyachi and with me as always is Longtime Teatime.

Mr. Teatime: Hello.

neowhyachi: Alrighty let's get this party started with some song requests.  Caller 1 you're on the air.

Homsar: Whoaaaaa I'm a song from the sixties.

neowhyachi: You are a song from the sixties or you are requesting one?

Homsar: Quoth the raven 'Pants'

neowhyachi: Alright that does it. No more requestis we're just going to put on the demo song that Scoobysnacks and his band "The Barf Toungues made.

Scoobysnacks + band: This is a song

                                    We don't know the words!!
                                    We Don't know the words!!

                                     But it's a song none the less!!

song cuts off.

neowhyachi: Okay that's enough of that.  It's contest time.  That's right it's time for the Wacky Whyachi Wacky Wontest.  The contest where each week we ask you to do something and then send in the video tape doing it and you win $1000 dollars.   This week guys you need to hit an unsuspecting grandma in the face with some peach cobbler

Mr. Teatime: You already did those gags.

neowhyachi: No I didn't I merely fused some old gags together.

Mr. Teatime: Oh.

neowhyachi: Now's the time where we ask Mr. Teatime our vary own semi-immortal person some questions about history that he can answer first hand because he was actually there.  Question 1:  Did George Washington really chop down a cherry tree??

Mr. Teatime: No.  But he did once set his wooden teeth on fire on a bet.

neowhyachi: Alrighty next question.  What really killed the dinosaurs.

Mr. Teatime: I did!! Muhahaha.

neowhyachi: I thought you were only 500 years old.

Mr. Teatime: I have a time machine.

neowhyachi: Cool!! Can I borrow it sometime.

Mr. Teatime: No.  And besides it blew up.

neowhyachi: Oh..... Well we're out of time.  Until next time this is....

Synthesized voice over: The Wacky Whyachi Hour.


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[ChocolateMetal]

Guess that answers my question! Another fabulous email, Neo!

[Big Boss]

Scoobysnacks + band: This is a song

                                    We don't know the words!!
                                    We Don't know the words!!

                                     But it's a song none the less!!

song cuts off.

YEAH! That was awesome! Just for that, LOL factor: 9.5/10!

I hope the grandma gags never end.  

[vikesfan81]

These are so funny neo-man! I still stand by my statement that this is, "The most hilarious E-Mail thread, beside SB's, I have ever read." The grandma thing has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Keep up the good work!

[Darkest_Raven]

Hey can I be a character? If not, then can you use my mail? I PMed you.

[neowhyachi]

#6 Food Fun

neowhyachi: You know folks something funny happened to me on the way to this email.

Vikesfan: Yay!! So why don't we all head over there.

neowhyachi: Shut up!!


run_neomail.exe

Dear Neo,
What kind of food is your favrite?
From  
kfdddflkdfsklgfkfkslkfadfasdfqsdfqrgeasraw


Cool a email from Fhqwhgads's brother.... I think.....

Well... I'll just call you kfd Well kfd my I've always enjoyed shark fin soup, chunky style  Okay that was lame and not very funny. Let's check the old inbox for anymore food related emails.

run_foodmail.yummy

Hey neowhyachi, if you could design a type of food what would it be?

P.S. It can't be peach cobler.  

You're friend,
Stitch

neowhyachi: Oh sure take all the fun out of it why don't you.   Oh well who am I to deny the fans what that want.   Well Stitch I have thought about this before and have created the vegie-chicken-fish .  With three food groups in one it's three times the fun.  Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to throw some random food item at Vikesfan for heckling me earlier.

Vikesfan: Crap!!!!!


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[77a7]

Awexome emails you got goin' here Neo! All my cousins think the grandma gags are hilarious!

[neowhyachi]

Like I said before. Who am I to deny the fans what thye want