neo: It's times like these I wonder if there really is more to life then sitting around watching tv and answering emails.....wait what am I thinking of course there isn't
run_neomails.exeDear neo,
What's a sweet potatoe?
GIR
neo: Well GIR Quayle the The sweet potato (Ipomoea batatas) is a crop plant whose large, starchy, sweet-tasting tuberous roots are an important root vegetable. The young leaves and shoots are sometimes eaten as greens. The sweet potato is only distantly related to the potato (Solanum tuberosum). Although the sweet potato is sometimes known as yam in the United States, it is unrelated to the botanical yam.
The genus Ipomoea that contains the sweet potato also includes several garden flowers called morning glories, though that term is not usually extended to Ipomoea batatas. Some cultivars of Ipomoea batatas are grown as houseplants.
The plant is a herbaceous perennial vine, bearing alternate heart-shaped or palmately lobed leaves and medium-sized sympetalous flowers. The edible tuberous root is long and tapered, with a smooth skin whose color ranges between red, purple, brown and white. Its flesh ranges between white, yellow, orange, and purple.
neo: Okay onto other business.
neo walks into the kitchen where CM and Ayame are busy preparing stuff.
neo: How's it going. This dinner party has to go off without a hitch. We gotta get back on the neighborhoods good side after that.....incident.
Flashback to the whole neighbor hood chared and on fire, and
everyone is angry at AC
neo: What did you do?
AC: I mearly making my homemade bottled water.
neo: Homemade?
Vikesfan picks up an empty bottle and starts reading: Hello drinker. What you have in your hand is homemade AC Springs water. Made from the finest pure oxygen and hydrogen combined with an open flame.
neo: Wait aren’t pure oxygen and hydrogen the most flamable things on the planet!! Why would you do something so stupid you idiot.
Vikesfan continues reading the bottle Below the text is a pic of AC holding out his hand proudly at some random pond, which would normally be okay except in the pic AC’s wearing a thong
Vikesfan: My eyes!!! I'm blind!!!
Back to the present.
Ayame: How are we going to prepare dinner for the whole neighborhood on short notice. We don't have enough supplies.
neo: Don't worry. I saved a bunch of beavers that fell from the sky when we tried to make that cursed sandwhich. They're in the freezer in the basement.
CM: I'm not sure what disturbes me more....the fact that I was unaware we had a basement let alone a freezer in it or the fact that said freezer is full of beavers.
neo: Well I'm gonna go set up the croquet field. Teatime come on I need some help.
Teatime: Croquet's a stupid game.
neo: No it's not!! It makes it seem like we're refined and have a sense of luxury.
Teatime: Fine fine.
They go outside and Ayame and CM start dinner.
Ayame: I'm glad you're here CM. I'm pretty sure I couldn't put up with these guys if there wasn't some one to do girl talk with.
CM: What makes you say that?
Vikesfan*from the living room yelling at the TV*: J.A. Abrams if you don't reveal what's going on soon. I'm gonna reach into this TV and punch you in the face!!!
CM: Oh.
They begin to talk about Ayame's life in anime land before she came along. Meanwhile through the window we can see neo and Teatime setting up the Croquet field. Teatime holds one of steaks and neo pounds it in with a mallet. Neo misses and hits Teatime. Teatime pulls the steak out of the ground and starts chasing neo with it. Vikesfan meanwhile has come outside and is laughing at the scene. AC arrives with the croquet balls and gets one out and does a practice hit. The ball starts vibrating weirdly. Vikesfan picks up a box the balls came in and gets a look of horror on his face when he sees it reads Mini Happy Fun Balls. The ball suddenly springs to life and soon it's chasing neo, AC, Vikesfan, and Teatime in a Benny Hill style chase.
Later neo and the gang are standing outside in a heavily cratered yard. The other people from the neighborhood have gathered there.
neo: Welcome one and all I'm sorry but it's just gonna be dinner tonight. We were going to have a croquet tournament but there was an....incident.
Soon everyone is at the dinner table.
D_B: mmmmm Girls I must say this is delcious. I know I've had this meat before.....is it muppet?
Depressio: Hey neo can I borrow your car? Mines in the shop.
neo: No way. I'm not letting you near the Paperweight after you nearly ran over the Fonz with it before.
Depressio: He was asking for it....wait I thought you owned a Neon.
neo: You will refer to the Paperweight as the name I have bestowed up on it.
Ayame: Why would anyone name a car The Paperweight.
CM: Oh after neo bought it the starter went bad and he couldn't get it fixed for two months so it just sat in the driveway. One day neo called it as useless as a big red paperweight. The name stuck.
Ayame: It's still a weird name for a car.
AC: Ya I'd call it the SS Spinebreaker.
Vikesfan: That's the name of a boat not a car you idiot.
AC: Okay the HMS Spinebreaker.
Vikesfan: That's still the name of a boat.
PT2FM: Why do you keep AC around anyways neo he's an idiot.
neo: That may be true but he has weird burst of intelligence.
*Flashback to AC at a gameshow*
Host: This nutrient also known as vitamin B2 or vitamin G, is an easily absorbed, water-soluble micronutrient with a key role in maintaining human health. Like the other B vitamins, it supports energy production by aiding in the metabolising of fats, carbohydrates, and proteins. Vitamin B2 is also required for red blood cell formation and respiration, antibody production, and for regulating human growth and reproduction. It is essential for healthy skin, nails, hair growth and general good health, including regulating thyroid activity.
AC: Riboflavin!!!
Host: Correct.
Back at the table.
Most Makiest: So Ayame you busy tonight.
Ayame: Yes.
Most Makiest: How bout tommorow.
Ayame: I'm busy till the 31st of November.
Makiest: Ohhhhhh....Hey wait a minute there's no 31st of November.
Ayame: You caught me. I meant the 32nd.
Makiest: Okay. Call you then.
Jake: Food fight!!!
The whole scene erupts into a giant food fight with Beaver, Mashed potatoes, beans, corn, and clonepressio being thrown every which way.
Later after everyone leaves neo and the gang clean up.
neo: I think we're back in everyones good graces.
Teatime: I dunno. I don't think Depressio will be too forgiving about that fork in the eye.
neo: True true.
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