Song Parodies - H*R Style!

[Izzyisme]

Real Lyrics: They're Pinky and the Brain. Yes Pinky and the brain. One is a genius. The other's insane. They're labrotory mice. Their genes have been spliced. They're pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain. Before the night is done. Their plan will be unfurled. By the dawning of the sun, they'll take over the world. They're Pinky and the Brain. Yes Pinky and the brain. Their twilight campaign. Is easy to explain. To prove their mousey worth, they'll overthrow the earth. They're pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain Brain Brain. dum du du du dum dum da da Narf!

Can someone write the Strongbad version?

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

LOL... I think is pretty funny..

Homestar Runner (Net It's Dot Com)
Remix of: Kim Possible Theme Song
Sung By: Homestar Runner

I'm youw avewage no arm-ed dude. And I eat a lot of food. I run da show, oh yeah I'm Homestaw- Wun-new.

Theaw is no such thing as too much, when marshmallows call, just know that I am on- my- waaaay...

It always mattews if they'w different colows...
And if you watch a toon you're sure to find- Homestaw Ruuunneew..

Chorus:

Net It's Dot Com, Seewiously... I can't bewieve it- this and that.
I just can't wait until I dwink some melo-naaaaade.
Pom Pom is my numbow one. Look at all the twophies that I've won.
Bubs is a weird guy yeeah...
Net It's Dot Com, Seewiously...
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The KOTee has a lot of sheep... I have a little stash of melonadeep..
You go to my website, and play- Homestaw Tal-kew.
Ya know you just log on to-oo.. Homestaw Wuuuunneww!!!

Chorus:

Net It's Dot Com, Seewiously... I can't bewieve it- this and that.
I just can't wait until I dwink some melo-naaaaade.
Pom Pom is my numbow one. Look at all the twophies that I've won.
Bubs is a weird guy... something... something something!
Net It's Dot Com, Seewiously!!

[The Chort]

That was AWEXOME to the 15th power! Maybe 16th...

Izzyisme, I'm so glad I'm not the only one who knows that theme song!

Homestar Runner to the song "Hakuna Matata"

Homestar Runner!
What a wonderful phrase


Homestar Runner!
Ain't no passing craze

It means you're laughin'
For the rest of your days

It's our cost-free,
comedy,
Homestar Runner!

Homestar Runner!
What a wonderful phrase
Homestar Runner!
Ain't no passing craze

It means we're laughin'
for the rest of our days!

It's our cost-free,
Comedy,
Homestar Runner!
Homestar Runner!Homestar Runner!
Homestar Runner!Homestar Runner!
Homestar Runner!Homestar Runner!
Homestar Runner!Homestar-

It means we're laughin'
for the rest of our days!

It's our cost-free,
Comedy,
Homestar Runner!

[Homestar Golfer]

HAHAHA! I'm like never going to stop laughing, HSRT PURE GENIOUS! As for the Chort, that was AWEXOME too, but In a different way. It was INSANLY clever and the lerics fit perfectly with the original song. I could sing it to the music without missing a beat! Very nice all of you! I'm loving this thread!

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

I'm Your Email Man
Sung By: Strong Bad
Remix of: Im Your Weatherman- Delbert McClinton

Predictions show- comedy's low. You're feeling not so goood...
But mondays come. And somedays go. I'll make you laugh again.
If you don't believe me, you.... guy... um... man. Watch my SB Emails, dude! Cuz I'm your... email man!

Oooold... things.... blow.... how do you type with boxing gloves- on your hands....
Baaaaaad grammar.... drives us very crazy, don't- you- think...

If you've got an urge to laugh out loud again.... replay the toon again!
To watch the eeeeemail man! ...watch the eeeemail man!

They say I'm great. The awesomate. It doesn't mean a thing... Cuz I'm the strong... the strong-a... one.... I give you ees  -be e...mail!

So if you think that Homestar's... the main guy of the show.... you guys couldn't be so wrong.. it is your eeeemail man!

..just ask your email man.... just ask your email man..... CUZ I'M YOUR EMAIL MAN! ...just ask your email man... just ask your email man.... OH YEAH! ....just ask your email man... try to un-der-stand... ....just ask your email man...

So when Strong Sad comes to bug- you, just call up 911. I will finish him- for- good, yeah I'm your email man!!!

YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

I'm your email.. man!!!

YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

I'm your email.. man!!!

Um... YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

(spoken)..........................um.... er...... yeah... I'm your email... MAN!!!

[Homestar Golfer]

HAHAHA! Another oldies parody that makes us laugh by HSRT! These things could double as a weightloss method, cause people could laugh there butt off!   VERY FUNNY! All my Ideas are still fermenting up in my head, but you can expect my next installment soon.

BTW has anybody heard of ELO? (Elctric Lights Orcistra) If so I may do a parody on one of their songs.

[yello_dello]

Pure awesomeness everybody.  Great contributions by all, keep up the great work.  *goes back to read them again*

[Jonathan]

Run with the ELO idea Golfer. Worked for Five Iron Frenzy. Sweet Talkin Woman is so great.

Edit: EMO to ELO

[sneakitysneak]

In Da Oven
King of Town

Go kingy
Its your birthday
We gunna Eat like
Its your Birthday
and you know we dont really care
Whats for dinner!?

What is in the oven?
I know that it is somethin
Something that i really need
Mebbe illl go to bubs
Need to get that crepe thang
The Thang i really love
Give a turkey a hug
What is in the oven?

Me and the G's are chillin at yon
Waitin on that souflle to be done
Uh oh looks like the chef went off and got it burnt
Send him to the guillotine
And now he'll get hurt
But i know
That it'll be ok
When his lesson is learned
And i fake
That i date
That Cake
And im late
For the plans
With the Turkey
My hands getting jerky
what

What is in the oven?
I know that it is somethin
Something that i really need
Mebbe illl go to bubs
Need to get that crepe thang
The Thang i really love
Give a turkey a hug
What is in the oven?

(Um, thats all i can get now but u get the picture)

[The Chort]

That's pretty funny! I love the hilarity that has ensued!

Hey Mods and Admins! If you guys have the time, we'd love to see your ideas, too.

The above sentence is in no way to discourage normal  non-in-charge posters from adding theirs, because so far, everything has been awexome!

To HSRT, you just plain stinkin' rock! Period! Or exclamation mark!

[Homestar Golfer]

Turn to stone. By: elo
Becomes
Turn To stone. By: Coach Z

This song reveals what goes in Coach Z's mind when he and 'da boys' aren't at the ball field, or rather fareld.

The ball field stands are empty now
The lights don't shine no more
And so I guess that I'll go home
Turnin'
Turnin'
Turnin'

The Image flows into my mind -
the Cheat as he swings that golf Club
The vic'tries over those gadgets
But Practice is Done

I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you've gone back home
I can't go on

The wistle blows, The Time has come
For you to leave me here alone
I feel a longing In my heart
Longing
Longing
Longing
The tired Boys that Go away
(From here to ev'rywhere they go)
Roll out my door into the World
Cause practice is done.

I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you've gone back home
I can't go on

Yes
I'm turning to stone
'Cause you're all goin' home
I wish that you'd not
If i'm turning to stone
You'll be gone for so long
And I can't carry on
Yes I'm turning
I'm turning
I'm turning to stone

The dancing shadows That I see
Just a Figmet created by me
Are all I see since you've been gone
Turning
turning
turning
Through all I sit here and I wait
(l turn to stone I turn to stone)
you will return again some day
But now, practise is done

I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you've gone back home
I can't go on

Turn to stone when you are gone
I turn to stone I turn to stone
When you are gone I turn to stone
Turn to stone when You've gone back home
I can't go on turn to stone
When your are gone I turn to stone.

if you've heard that song, you'll appreciate that. I love that song!

[Rather On Fire]

Strong Bad and The Cheat

Origonally: Pinky and The Brain

TC: Meh, meh me rem hem?  SB:  The same thing we do every night, The Cheat.  Try to beat up Strong Sad!

They're Strong Bad and The Cheat, yes, Strong Bad and The Cheat!

One is a cheater, the other's unfair!

There also is Strong Mad.  He helps to hurt Strong Sad.

They're Strong Bad, they're Strong Bad and The Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat!

Before each night is done, their plan will be unfurled.  

By the dawning of the sun, Strong Sad will feel great pain!

They're Strong Bad and The Cheat, yes Strong Bad and The Cheat!

Their plan to give pain is easy to explain!

To humiliate Strong Sad, they punch him in the stomach.

They're Strong Bad, they're Strong Bad and The Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat, Cheat,Cheat, meh!

Dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-dum-DUM-dumdum!

[The Chort]

Oh stinking yeah! This is for all you linkin park fans! It's to Numb, but Homestar is singing it, so it's new title is, you guessed it, Dumb!

Dumb
Song by Linkin Park
Sung by Homestar Runner

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so stupid, I get lost in my own house
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put undoo the pweshoo of increasing my I.Q.
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Evewy step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

I've become so dumb it does not seem fair
I've become so dim so much less aware
I'm becoming dense all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothoowing me
Holding too tightly afwaid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart wight in fwont of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Evewy step that I take is anothoo mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And evewy second I waste is more than I can take

I've become so dumb it does not seem fair
I've become so dim so much less aware
I'm becoming dense all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up stupid too
But I know
You know someone like me with an intelligence quotient of 2!

I've become so dumb it does not seem fair
I've become so dim so much less aware
I'm becoming dense all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

I've become so dumb it does not seem fair
I've become so dim so much less aware
I'm becoming dense all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

[Coach]

That linkin park one was awexome, TC!
although not a whole lot of the lyrics were changed...
but LP kicks butt!and so do you!
But, It's kind of funny...that song(the normal version) always sort of reminds me of gamma for some reason...

[That Guy In Everclear]

Here's my song parody thingy:
Pilcher's Squad by Primus
becomes
Donut's Squad by Homsar, Homeschool, Les Claypool

All: Sgt. Donut, Sgt. Donut, indumbness Sgt. Donut.He's found a way to make them pay pay(in donuts) for the stupid things that they eat and see. Donut, Sgt. Donut, quickwitted Sgt. Donut. He's a dutiful man with his task at hand, and he's bound to melt his master plan for the purity of the motherland. Sgt. Donut.

Homsar: In October of 1991 in the heart of Phillips Arena, there was rumor of some Strong Bad, so Donut's Squad was there. Though it was determined before the intrudence the prairie was really clear. When Donut arrived and made his tour the crap-for-brains magically appeared.

Sgt. Donut, Sgt. Donut, indumbness Sgt. Donut.He's found a way to make them pay pay(in donuts) for the stupid things that they eat and see. Donut, Sgt. Donut, quickwitted Sgt. Donut. He's a dutiful man with his task at hand, and he's bound to melt his master plan for the purity of the motherland. Sgt. Donut.

Homeschool: In August of 1992 on return from the video store, Gwen and Evan Stefani found Donut's squad wating at their door. Planting lies about Bubs seemed quite the thing 'till it landed Donut in Alcatraz made out of Alka-Selzker in 1996.

Sgt. Donut, Sgt. Donut, that freakin' Sgt. Donut. He's found a wat to make them pay(in donuts) for the stupid things they eat and see. Donut, Sgt. Donut, dull as talcom powder Donut. He's a dutiful man with his task at hand, and he's bound to melt his master plan for the purity of the motherland. Sgt. Donut.

Les: Yeah!!! Donut is dead!!! He's Hoffa?

Well, that's my parody and tell me if it rocked.
-HomsarStoppable

EDIT'D: I didn't rock that great.