Song Parodies - H*R Style!

[RClock]

Great. Now I'm making parodies of songs nobody has heard. Oh well.

Senor Cardgage
To: Pat Boone's "Speedy Gonzales"
Sing Along!

(spoken) It was late afternoon in the land of Free Country,
And as I passed by a group of bushes,
I heard an elephant-footed fellow begin to whine...

(music starts)

Laaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa...

You'd better go home, Senor Cardgage,
That's where you'd better go,
Where you got that haircut,
I don't want to know,
Now stop your hiding in the bushes,
And acting like a creep,
Maybe you'd be less addled,
If you went home and got some sleep

Senor Cardgage,
You'd better go home,
Senor Cardgage
Why don't you just leave me alone?

(music stops)

(spoken) "Excardon me, Olivibella. Have you seen my annuities?"

(music resumes)

Laaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa...

Your bag of candy bars is melting,
And your spine is gonna stoop,
Your glasses are getting all fogged up,
And your breath smells like pea soup,
You'd better clean up your lifestyle,
Stop all this standing in line
And those names that you call me
They're ladies' names, they're not mine

Senor Cardgage,
You'd better go home,
Senor Cardgage
Why don't you just leave me alone?

(music stops)

(spoken) "Could you help an old carburator with his solar plexus, Ethellian?"

(music resumes)

Laaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa, la la la la la la laaaaa...

(repeat, fade)

[Two Time Stu]

hey, i think we should do a song parody contest here!

[Spidysonjrs]

ok this is really long

Homestarrunner
parody of Albuquerque

Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in Bub's concession stand in the secret compartment behind the fridge.  You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy

Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
Bub's would make me pay rent.

Awww - Big amount of rent
Every single mornin
It was driving me crazy

I said to my Bubs
I said "Hey, Bubs, what's with all the rent?"
And my dear, sweet Bubs
He just looked at my like the Kot at a thin guy
And he leaned right down next to me
And he said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then he tied me to the wall and took all of my money
And force fed me to work in the stand until I was twenty six and a half years old

That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that stand and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm emails
And the pom poms are oh so fluffy
Where they play useless games all day long and do a good jorb
And anyone on the street will glady give you the bird with no fingers

Wacka wacka doodoo yeah

Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local web site had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of SB emails there are
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to

Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner

Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on the site before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to watch the toons with a man who was really mean and really smelled.
And his little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The computer ran out of memory and gigs
And on the TV nearby was reruns of MASH
And, oh yeah, three of the internets engines burned out
And we sent tons of viruses without knowing it
And the internet crashed and everyones comupter blew up
Except for mine
You know why?

'Cause I had my edgar wear up
And I had AOL 9.0 on my cumputer
Had my edgar wear up
And I had AOL 9.0 on my computer
Had my edgar wear up
And I had AOL 9.0 on my computer

Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ahhhh

So I turned on the burninated wreckage
I surfed the internet endlessly for three full days
Draggin' along my big laser mouse and useless keuboard
And my bass speakers and my flat screen monitor
And my lucky, lucky autographed picture of my main man
But finally I arived at the world famous Homestarrunner intro toon
Where the pom poms are oh so fluffy
And you can pour your soup right into homestarruner's eyes if you want to
It's OK, he's used to it

Well, I checked the updates and I turned down the sound
And I turned on the virus scan
And I'm just about to eat that homestarrunner popsicle from japan
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, I gat a chat invite

Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything

So, finally I go over and I open the buddy info and just as I suspected
It's some kind of moderator from a forum dedicated to the website come to lock everything I open
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts onto my computer and he grabs my lucky picture
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That picture's been just like a picture to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his  tape leg and he grabbed my clavicus
And I bit off his mask and he chewed off my mjoris
And I took out his dello and he gave me a the bird
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the toon loaded
And twenty seconds later, I heard a farmiliar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said

It said
"How do you type with gloves, you are deleted"
"If you ask me again, I'll send Firebert after you"
"How do you type with gloves, you are deleted"
"If you ask me again, I'll send Firebert after you"

In Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner

Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my picture
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the biscete dough man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to watch some toons

So I got on the site and started to load the toons
And went to ask the parent controls
And it says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "Can I watch Teen girl squad?"
He said "No, YOu can't watch Teen girl squad"
I said "Well, can I watch Army?"
He said "No, you can't watch Army"
I said "Can I watch the one where the cheat freaks out?"
He said "No, you can't watch the one where the cheat freaks out"
I said "can I watch Dragon?"
He said "No, you can't watch Dragon"
I said "Can I watch Date?"
He said "No, you can't watch Date"
I said "Can I watch Yellow Dello?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check".....................................................
"No, you can't watch Yellow Dello"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what can I watch?"
He says "All you can watch is some bad parody of a song on the website"
I said "OK, I'll watch that"

So he let's me watch this video and I hear the agonizing sound every destroying my ears
And they immediately to blead and throb
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were going deaf
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .

everybody
everybody
evreybody
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybody
everybody

I ran out into the street with that song stuck in my head
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a wierd monkey dude
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Marzipan
She was a animal enthusiast with no arms and hair the color of spegeti
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, your ears are bleading"

That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseperable after that
Aw, we ate together, we sang together
We even shared the same guitar named carol
The world was our guy with big knife
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two big friends named homestar and strong sad
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah

But then one fateful night, Marzipan said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna make baklavas
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go

In Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner

Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, they came out with a new email
That's right, It was called Sizzler
I was even surprised when I found out it was my email and it envolved a greese fire
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude

OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to draw Trogdor through Strong Bads direction
When I see this guy the Cheat tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And The Cheat, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"Me mew me mew ew we mo me meo mew me"

So I kicked him

And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Me me meeeeeeee"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to understand him?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - cheese anvil
So what's he complaining about?

Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says some animal died
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I punched him right in the jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don'tcha get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just need a life, you know?

Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought

Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is

I hate the rent

That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandry
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called

Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner

I said "H" (H)
"O" (O)
"M" (M)
"E" (E)
"starrunner" (starrunner)

Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner
Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner, Homestarrunner

Homestarrunner

done finally.  That took me like 2 hours to do.

[That Guy In Everclear]

Here's anuddah parody of some song, but it's Tails' theme song.
Tails' "Believe in myself" becomes
Strong Sad's "Believe In Emo"

When all alone in my room,

I just go about wishing

Wanna be strong,

Really wanna beat up my brothers, oahh


When all alone in my room,

I just go about crying

Wanna be cool,

I also, wanna be like my brothers


But thats not something,

I can do so easily

This is not simply my way,

My own style,

Gotta get a hold of my life


I wanna kick high,

So I can reach the highest,

Of all the heavens

Somebody will be,

Waiting for me,

So I got to cry higher


When all alone in my dream,

I just go about dreaming

I see myself there,

Having the same music


If I just follow you,

I'll never see the heavens

Now's the time to find my way,

Through this life,

Trying so hard to be happy


I gotta keep crying,

Everything is a brand new challenge for me,

And I will believe,

Believe in emo,

This is the only way for me


Many friends hated me,

In return I cryed for them,

Certain things I can do,

There are things that,

Only I can do

No ones alone!


I wanna cry high,

So I can reach the highest,

Of all the heavens

Somebody will be,

Waiting for me,

So I got to cry higher


BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[That Guy In Everclear]

I got a 17-minute song I want to share with you!

In-a-gadda-da-vida craphead,
Don't you know that I hate you
In-a-gadda-da-vida Lappy,
Don't you know that I'll always be true...

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my Lappy!
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this stand...
Please take my Lappy!!!

In-a-gadda-da-vida Lappy,
Don't you know that I love you
In-a-gadda-da-vida craphead,
Don't you know that I'll always be false...

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my foot!
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this stand...
Please take my foot!!!

[Some crazy instrumental]

[extremely long drum solo]

In-a-gadda-da-vida Lappy,
Don't you know that I love you
In-a-gadda-da-vida Lappy,
Don't you know that I'll always be true...

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my foot!
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land...
Please take my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
I'm tired. I've been singing for 17 minutes already.

[That Guy In Everclear]

Oh, great. Now D_B and mythic are going to love me by making a Five Iron Frenzy parody.

"Handbook for the Sellout" by Five iron Frenzy
becomes
"Handbook for the Disco" by Bubs

You found a way, to become Bubs,
between the world and you.
Faking your prices its true. Did
you think the word "disco"
was only meant for the likes of
you? Do you think that they're too
rich now? Being rich is cool.
You're the one who made them poor,
their houses are repoed now because I got your money.

You found them first, it made you
stand apart, you know? But then
I jumped on the same
limosine, making you the
average poor man. A lemming for the
poor, you were just a plain
old joker, status Zubs. Blame it on
the band now. If you them
do they bleed? What's the point in
playing what they want, if you
won't let them succeed?

Do you remember where we all
bought from? Do you remember
what it's not all about? When you
made a point to be rich,
before you started recording
Handbook for the Disco?

You are poor, stupid, wise
and an idiot, just to be like your own
kind. You traded in objectiveness,
for Strongbadia you follow
with a hot dog clown.

Do you remember where we all
bought from? Do you remember
what it's not all about? When you
made a point to be rich,
before you started recording
Handbook for the Disco?

[Homestar Golfer]

Paul McCartney - Silly Love Songs
Becomes...
Strong Bad E-mails - Performed by Strong Bad
Listen and Loin!


You’d think that people would have had enough of Strong Bad E-mails
I look around me and I see it isn’t so.
Some people wanna fill the world with Strong Bad E-mails
And what’s wrong with that?
I’d like to know, ’cause here I go again!

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I can’t explain the feeling’s plain to me. Just E-mail me.
Ah, she sent me more, she sent 12 more to me
She must like me.
What’s wrong with that?
I need to know, ’cause here I go again!

I love you, I love you...

I get, like, 5 E-mails a minute,
But I only answer 1 for all
I only know that when I get it
It will be funny, It will Be Funny, It will be funny for all!

How can I tell you to use freakin' Spell Check?
How can I tell you to use freakin' Spell Check?

I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you,

I can’t explain the feeling’s plain to me. Just E-mail me.
Ah, she sent me more, she sent 12 more to me
She must like me.

You’d think that people would have had enought of Strong Bad E-mails
I look around me and I see it isn’t so. (Oh, no)
Some people wanna fill the world with Strong Bad E-mails
And what’s wrong with that?

[That Guy In Everclear]

Great. Now I'm making parodies from the 1990s:

"Shine" by Collective Soul
becomes
"Shine" by Homestar Runner

Give me a wowd
Give me a sign
Show me where to wook
Tell me what will I find.
What will I find?

Lay me on the gwound
Or fwy me in the sky
Show me where to look
Tell me what will I find.
What will I find?

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah.

Woah , Heaven let youw light shine down (x4)

Love is in the watow
Love is in the aiw
Show me where to look
Tell me will love be there.
Will love be there?

Teach me how to speak
Teach me how to share
Teach me where to go
Tell me will love be there.
Will love be there?

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah.

Woah , Heaven let youw light shine down (x4)

(Best Guitar Solo Evow)

Give me a wowd
Give me a sign
Show me where to wook
Tell me what will I find.
What will I find?

Lay me on the gwound
Or fwy me in the sky
Show me where to wook
Tell me what will I find.
What will I find?

Yeah ... Yeah ... Yeah ...Yeah

Woah , Heaven let youw light shine down (x4)

I'm gonna let it shine,
I'm gonna let it shine,
Heaven, let youw light shine on me.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah
Heaven, let youw light shine on me.

Shine.....
Shine on me, yeah
Shine.....
C'mon and shine.

[RClock]

Okay, here's the first in a series of potential Dangeresque theme songs.

THEME SONG #1
To: Johnny Rivers' "Secret Agent Man"
Sing along, foo!

There's a guy whose name begins with danger.
And his movies keep on getting stranger
With every move he makes,
Another bad guy's bone he breaks.
But you know he'll live to see the sequel.

That guy's Dangeresque.
That guy's Dangeresque.
All the ladies have his number.
And he has an awesome name.

He's always takes the villains by surprise
He's tough enough to drop the biggest bad guys
He can scale the steepest wall
Let's hope that some bad guys fall
And you know he'll live to see the sequel.

That guy's Dangeresque.
That guy's Dangeresque.
All the ladies have his number.
And he has an awesome name.

Driving in his Corvette down the parkway
Throwing down in Istanbul the next day
Cutesy-buttons is his gal
Who's Renaldo? We can't tell
I hope we can afford to make a sequel.

That guy's Dangeresque.
That guy's Dangeresque.
All the ladies have his number.
And he has an awesome name.

...Or does he?

[That Guy In Everclear]

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
becomes
KOT's "Marzipan's Last Try At Eating Meat"

She grew up in a Free Country town,
Had a bad lookin' daddy who always was eatin'.
But she grew up short and she grew up wrong
With them Free Country boys on a Free Country night.

Well she moved down here at the age of nineteen,
She beat the boys up; she didn't like tofu.
I was introduced and we both started eatin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep drivin' - on.
Keep drivin' on."

Chorus
Last buffet with Marzipan, one more time to kill the hunger.
I feel her creepin' in and I'm tired of this diet again.

Well I don't know but I've been told, you never slow down, you never eat tofu.
I'm tired of screwin' up, tired of goin' down,
Tired of myself, tired of this diet,
Oh my, my, oh crap no - Honey, eat all of that sirloin steak
Buy me a steak, sing me a song,
Take me as I come . cause I can't eat little.

(Repeat Chorus)

There's pigeons down at Burger King,
She's standing in her dress and video games.
Lookin' down from a kids' slide,
Her diet will be coming soon.
Oh my, my, oh crap no, you gotta eat that burger steak.
It was too cold to cry, when I woke up alone.
I hit my last number, I walked to the counter.

(Repeat Chorus)


Another one!!!!

Tom Petty's "Runnin' Down A Dream"
becomes
Homsar's "Runnin' Down The Grill"

It was a beautiful day, sun was bleeding
I had the engine on, I was eatin'
Trees walked by, Me and Jenga were screamin'
"DAAAAAA! Who shank my Jengaship?!"

Yeah, running down the grill
Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?
I'm a friendly tote bag
What'd ya know, Haddi-man?
Running down the grill

I felt so good, like anything was a message board
Hit hip-hop control and took out my eyes.
The last three days, the ketchup was unstoppable
It was always red, no blue

Yeah, running down the grill
Hey Tubbs! I lost my Jengajam!
I'm a song from the sixties
Hey, Reggie, where's that Rhinocerous
I'm running down the grill

I rolled on, the sky grew green
I put the sauce down to do some time
There's something good waiting down I-85
I'm picking up whatever isn't mine

I'm running down the grill
Im savin' the best for last
I'm the human wedgie
Who shank my Jengaship?
Running down the grill

Yeah, I'm running down the grill
I'm the ghost of Christmas past...
I'm open for interpitation
Alms for the pudgy?
I'm running down the grill
You're a real state trooper...

[That Guy In Everclear]

Sorry for necromancing this thing. We need more song parodies.

Liz Phair's "Whip-Smart"
becomes
BHZ Forum Members' "Homestar Runner and BHZ-Smart"

I'm gonna tell my son to watch this cartoon on the Internet
called Homestar Runner on.
And I'm gonna tell my son to sign up on BHZ's Fan Forum
He'll have fun with the CGN threads.

And I'm gonna lock my son in his room until he makes 5000 posts
On the back of Brett's blue hair.
When he posts a lot, that's one up rank. (x4)

And I'm gonna tell my son to make his game called "Neverending H*R Secret" and
Make friends with the mods.
And I'm gonna tell my son to retire when he hates the stuff; I will miss him
Every truth, Epsilon's becoming inactive.

And I'm gonna lock my son in his room until he get 70000 posts
Higher than Cheatman's or BHZ's before the Boardout.
When my son makes an e-mail thread, he has more popularity than Depressio. (x4)

[crazy instrumental]

When he becomes a mod, D_B and Mr. Teatime will congratulate him. (x16)

[RClock]

Okay, I know this is kinda lazy, but the third and final D-esque song will be more ambitious.

Dangeresque Theme #2
To: Van Halen's "Jump"

Sing Along!

(I apologize for the MIDI. For some reason it chops the verses in half. Oh well. There's one reason people listen to this song, and it's not the vocals, if you know what I mean)

I  beat 'em up, and nothing gets me down.
You think you're tough? Well, I'm the toughest around.
And I know, just what you're gonna do.
You're gonna get a whole lot of punches 'til Dangeresque II

Oh can’t you see me on the roof,
And there's no elevators that can be seen,
And this is the final scene,
I guess you know what this means

I'm gonna have to jump. (Jump!)
Here we go, jump.
Might as well jump. (Jump!)
Gonna have to jump.

Whoa... hey you! Who said that?
Is it the bad guys?
Well you know I can take them all down;
The awesomest spy

Oh can’t you see me on the roof,
And there's no elevators that can be seen,
And this is the final scene,
I guess you know what this means

I'm gonna have to jump. (Jump!)
Here we go, jump.
Might as well jump. (Jump!)
Gonna have to jump.

JUMP!
(wicked-awesome guitar solo)

(wicked-insane-awesome keyboard solo)

I'm gonna have to jump. (Jump!)
Here we go, jump.
Might as well jump. (Jump!)
Gonna have to jump.
JUMP!

[Spidysonjrs]

My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder - Weird Al
into
My baby's in love with Homestarrunner

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more
Ever since she saw him in the cartoon Yello Dello
She says the way he spits teddy grahms is really sexy
she thinks he's so darn unitelligent and really funny
She like his armless body and his wide-eye stare
Yeah he's her very favorite slacker, head full of air

Well, my baby's in love with Homestarrunner
She's all crazy 'bout that Homestarrunner
Once she was mine, but now I beter just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with Homestarrunner

Now, every time I see him, will, he looks so dim
I guess it really must stink to be a character like him
What a pain in the butt to have so much success
Spending all his time in running in endless bliss
But my girl can't get enough of his stupid demeanor
like he's some big tortured genius and I'm some kind of weiner

Well, my baby's in love with Homestarrunner
She's got a thing for that Homestarrunner
Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better?
Now my baby's in love with -
I said I said my baby's in love with Homestarrunner
Head over heels for that Homestarrunner
I can't believe it, now she's knitting an arm less sweater
'Cause my baby's in love with Homestarrunner

I knew we were head for disaster
When she caught me login on to a website for plaster
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
for the dim headed, irritated, uneducated,
spokesman for the annoying marshie productation

Well, I don't wear bienies hats and I don't wear sandels
And I don't sit around watching the same old channel
And I can't compete with all those fans and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get
When I start stalking my very own The Cheat

Well, my baby's in love with Homestarrunner
She's all crazy 'bout that Homestarrunner
Once she was mine, but now I beter just forget her
'Cause my baby's in love with-
I said I said I said my baby's in love with Homestarrunner
Why'd she have to fall for that Homestarrunner
If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her
'Cause my baby's in love with Homestarrunner




Not the best I've done but it'll do, and I don't even know who Eddy Vedder is

[EhSteve47]

ok this is really long

Homestarrunner
parody of Albuquerque

Wow, that was really good...i sang that whole song that you did....he he i know all of the actual 12-minute song by heart so i can say it without trouble  I really liked that...i wish someone would actually sing that song lol...

[RClock]

Trog Suey!
To: System of a Down's "Chop Suey!"

Trogdor!
Trogdor was a man, the Burninator
Looking like a big old alligator (lookin' like a big ol' alligator...)
Burning stuff hot like a radiator,
And he will get you sooner or later!

(But he was still...)
Trogdor was a man, the Burninator (But he was still!)
Looking like a big old alligator (But he was still!)
Burning stuff hot like a radiator, (But he was still!)

Trogdor was a man
He's why
All of the peasants died
I'd cry
The dragon comes in the

NIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHT!!!!!

WAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH!

Trogdor! (Trogdor!)
Trogdor was a man, the Burninator
Looking like a big old... (lookin' like a big ol' alligator...)
Burning stuff hot like a radiator,
And he will get you sooner or later!

(But he was still...)
Trogdor was a man, the Burninator (But he was still!)
Looking like a big old alligator (But he was still!)
Burning stuff hot like a radiator, (But he was still!)

Trogdor was a man
He's why
All of the peasants died
I'd cry
The dragon comes in the night,
He's why
All of the peasants died,
I'd cry
The dragon comes in the night.

TROGDOR!!! (Trogdor!)
TROGDOR!!! (Trogdor!)
TROGDOR!!! (Trogdor!)
TROGDOR!!! (Trogdor?)

Trogdor was a man,
He was the Burninator,
He was a dragon-man,
Burninate the countryside,
Burninating peasants,
Burninating peoples,
In their thatched-roofed cotta - gee-eee-eees, oh...

Trogdor's why,
All of the peasants fried,
I'd cry,
The dragon comes in the night,
Trogdor's why,
All of the peasants fried,
I'd cry,
The dragon comes in the night...

Hello Pom Pom
To: Matthew Good Band's "Hello Time Bomb"

The man of the season,
He's orange and yellow,
Bubbles when he's speakin',
Worth way more than a box of Aunt Gerts,

He's a devil on roller skates (a devil on roller skates)
Down at the roller rink,
Checking out chicks for free,
With all the ladies his way he just asserts,
And he's on all of their shirts,

Girls, don't give up, you've someone to love,
It's not Strong Bad, not Strong Bad,
Girls, don't give up, you've someone to love,
It's not Strong Mad, not Strong Sad,

He loves the fast livin',
He'll see you tomorrow,
He's the man, I'm not kiddin',
Worth way more than a box of Fireberts,

His manner is smooth and curt,
He's got him some good grades,
He prowls on the night shift,
He gets
Calls and calls and calls 'til it hurts,
Calls and calls 'til it hurts...

Girls, don't give up, you've someone to love,
It's not Homestar, not Homsar,
Girls, don't give up, you've someone to love,
It's not Coach Z, not The Cheat,

Hello Pom Pom,
I'm ready to go out,
Hello Pom Pom,
I'm ready to go out...

He loves the high livin',
He'll call ya tomorrow,
He lives like an emperor...

The say that he is "the mack",
The king of the Sugar Shack,
He's got a heart of... solid gold;
SOLID GOLD!!!

Girls, don't give up, you've found someone to love,
And he's so rad, he's so rad,
Girls, don't give up, you've found someone to love,
And he's the mack, he's the mack,

Hello Pom Pom,
I'm ready to go out,
Hello Pom Pom,
I'm ready to go, ready to go out...