Depressio's Sadtoons

[Depressio]

Wow...it's a boardout...

run_sadmail.exe

0 New Messages.
1 New Qwertyuiop

Yeah...that's great. Well, since everything is borked, I'ma gonna have to find something else to do.

Hey, new assistant!

no answer

HEY!

Aw...now I gotta trek to the news forum to find him.

sticks some provisions in his hat.

Well, let's go...me.

Everyone is holding hands by the bonfire in the News section

Hey guys. Yeah, I'm just looking for That_Goblin.

T_G moves feet around, and is now wearing a "Boardout 2003" T-shirt."

Yeah, there we go. You all...have fun...with the...whatever you're doing. We're going to go work on getting the post count back. Come on, man. I'm not going to carry myself over to the computer.

T_G sighs, and carries Depressio back to his computer

OK man: how hard could it be to fix this site.

Let's see here: give_me_entry.bhz

NO!

OK...how about...fix_everything.virusscan

PATHETIC!

T_G, why don't you try?

T_G hops up to the keyboard

run_sebojuice.honk

It begins to rain watermelon soda.

Well everyone...that's about it for now. Cheer up, and trust your friendly neighbourhood mods!


If you'd like to email Depressio, click over there - > survivorinbox@hotmail.com

[Brett]

OMG, that mad me cry tears of laughter... thanks for that Depressio!

[fun_timey]

Wow, a Depressio toon! It's like H*R in ASCII!

[Da_Cheat]

Ok, I liked this Sadmail so much that I made this Hoddie for everyone who was here Boardout 2003.



EDIT: Fixed pic, I was at school on a stupid Apple Computer so now it works!

[Crapfully_yours]

Depressio that was touching.  I'm kidding, that was really funny.  Oh and nice picture Da_Cheat.

[No-Neck]

Man Depressio, you make the best theoretical toons!

[That_Goblin]

I especially like my roles in the Sadmails. I can't wait until a flash Sadmail is made with me in it!

T_G

[Depressio]

OK, I've decided this is the place where my "toons" will go. Hooray.

[Jengajam]

and I already make a toons page HOORAY!

<a href="http://server4.uploadit.org/files/301103-Toons.swf" target="_blank">http://server4.uploadit.org/files/301103-Toons.swf</a>

[Jengajam]

just so ya know, I'm planning to make the first toon soon. Even thought it's not in chronological order. It's on a different menu so it won't be so wierd.

I will be using the depressio voice if certain depressios would get microphones...

[Depressio]

Almost There

A Sadtoon by Depressio
Here it go:

Homestar, and That_Goblin are walking through a snowy field. They come across fun_timey, sitting alone on the ground.

Homestar:...so that's how I almost got rid of those ants in my house. Oh...it's that guy.

fun_timey: Oh, hi you guys.

Homestar: Why come you're sitting in the wet cold stuff?

fun_timey: I dunno...it's just almost Decemberween, and I don't even feel like getting up to buy any presents...

Homestar: Oh...yeah. That happens to me some times.

fun_timey: Say...have you gotten a present for Depressio yet?

Homestar: Yeah...I got that guy my old Beta player. He likes moving pictures right?

fun_timey: I think so. I haven't gotten him anything yet...

Homestar: So, what have you been doing this whole time?

fun_timey reaches behind him and pulls out a go-kart made of paper plates, half-eaten sandwiches, and tape-decks

fun_timey: I was just finishing up my present for That_Goblin.

T_G gets into the kart and drives away

Homestar: This is the best almost thereween ever!


(Real Decemberween toon coming soon. )

[RaZorSwOrd]

Good Sad mail and is that toons page up there supposed to be working because it doesnt.

[Jengajam]

No, I havn't made that toon yet.

I just made the menu.

That link doesn't work yet.

[Depressio]

Decemberween 03
A Sadtoon written, not animated, and posted by Depressio
Happy Holidays!

Homestar, fun_timey, Jengajam, Gelatinous_Monster, and FatDudley sit in Depressio's living room. There is a makeshift stage, made out of mostly old computer boxes and flyers

Homestar: Wow. I don't believe December is actually putting on a show for us for Depressioween.

Homestar turns to fun_timey

Isn't that gweat fun_monster?

fun_timey: Homestar, did you come to the wrong holiday again?

the lights dim and Depressio walks onstage

Depressio: OK, welcome here, please deposit your gifts next to the snack table after the show. Anyways, welcome to my Decemberween performance. It's going to be a lot of fun tonight. Oh, what's this? I think I hear Captain Giftgiving coming down the chimny...

everyone stares at the chimny but nothing happens

(raising his voice) I said, I THINK I HEAR CAPTAIN GIFTGIVING COMING DOWN THE CHIMNY!

one present falls into the unlit fireplace, and Depressio walks over to it

(whispering) What the crap are you doing? What do you mean you're stuck? Come on! You're ruining the whole pl-

I mean...Jengajam, could you please walk outside with me for a second?

Jenga: Wahahaha...I'm the celebrity auctioneer...

Jenga and Depressio walk outside. The four people still inside the house can hear them climbing a ladder onto the roof. Depressio stuffs Jenga down the chimny, but there is no sign of either of them by the fireplace. Depressio walks back into the house

Depressio: OK, I need some more volunteers for special parts in the play.

Homestar: OH! OH! MEMEME!

Depressio: OK, I choose...FatDudley and Gelatinous_Monster. Come with me you guys.

Depressio leads them to the roof, stuffs them in the chimny, but they get stuck aswell. Depressio walks back into the house angrily.

fun_timey: Depressio, you're wasting our time. Some of us have holiday cards to pretend to send out.

Depressio: Shut up! There has to be someone stupidly lanky enough to be used as some sort of prodding device.

Depressio stares at Homestar

Hey...that just might work...

cut to Depressio, fun_timey, and Homestar on the roof. Depressio has grabbed hold of fun_timey's legs and is trying to nudge the others out. After awhile, he pulls f_t out, who is now covered in soot. He walks away angrily and goes back into the house.

Homestar: Uh...hewwo down there Mr. Giftgiving. On second thought, can you just email me my present? This is taking too long.

fun_timey: Homestar, just get it yourself. I don't want to get your mail again...

Homestar climbs into the chimny and manages to push everyone out. They all land in the fireplace. While the others seem dazed, Homestar picks up a wrapped present and opens it

Homestar: "Dental Hygene for the Modern Goblin?" This is the best Decemberween ever!


The End


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[Jengajam]

Ooh... ok.. cool kinda wierd...

Yay for at leat 1 Decemberween toon!

Almost done... I doubt anyone will notice this before it is done.