PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 10: DIVIDED TOGETHER, TORN APART

[PokéHomsar]

I have decided to do PokE-mails!  PM me with a PokE-mail and I will make a response on the best one or the one that I can make the funniest plot with.

~PokeHomsar

Characters
PokeHomsar-Liker of Pokemon and Homestarrunner.com.  Is Homsar and Ash fused together, but German.  Is extremely intelligent (the smartest person in the world) and has knowledge on how to build and use awexome gadgets that include a mind eraser.  It is possible to say I am a hydromaniac.  Yep, I invented that word.  I also should include that I am a Pokemon master.  It also seems PokeHomsar is now a sensei.  Has a robot that can transform into anything called the Ditto Machine.  His only source of income is the money he receives from the government for making things their scientists couldn't.  I think skinny_blond_girl said it best in this statement:  'The daydreamer of the group, he spends his time contemplating clouds and why we are here. He spends his free time 'theorizing' and follows life to the beat of his own drum...he is constantly trying to get people to understand his philosophies so they can follow his drum beat too.'

JamesF92-Pushy, a hypocrite.  Constantly talks about how awesome he is.  Always seems to know pointless video game facts.  Liker of the Deer Avenger games.

The Wolf-Raised by wolves in the deep woods, he came to civilization, which he has been tamed by.  He occasionally does a radio show out of his bedroom (99.9 WJSVR check it out!)  He is also an awesome writer-type dude, and a fan of pro-wrestling.

Super Sonic X-A robot that can bend things.  Got a new upgrade over Christmas break as PokeHomsar's Christmas present to him.  Body is now that of Super Sonic X.  He's a good guy kind of, but he can be real mean and evil at times.  He is PokeHomsar's apprentice in martial arts.

That Wheely Chair-Funny and logical.  Uses parenthesis and ellipsis a lot.  Liker of Snapple and HATER OF POKEMON?!?!?!?!?!?  Well, I guess he's the Wheelchair.

Darkest_Raven-She is a witch.  She is obsessed with cats and lives most of her life in the attic doing spells and potions, even though sometimes they don't work. She keeps most of her emotions bottled up so that her powers don't go crazy.  Loves the color blue.

That Guy In Everclear-Has white skin, spiky red hair, glasses, a shirt that has "NC-17" on it, blue jeans, and Nike Shox shoes. Like The Cheat, making weird cartoons that are made on the Windows computer.

S.S. Homeskater-Is an All-Tricked-Out Skateboarder.  Loves RPGs and action games.  A kung-fu master that can punch through brick walls. Tough, but nice to friends.  S.S. Homeskater will always help a friend in need.  Has a scouter, a dragon ball radar, and extreme saiyan hunger.

skinny_blond_girl-Really sarcastic, or random, it depends on her mood. She likes to make up little ditties about what she's doing, like if she was waiting for someone to call her, she would sing about that.  That is her personality in a nut shell.  She's a red head.

Chwoka-Is cynical, cool, confused and the king of self-references.  He always wonders why PokeHomsar wins everything that everyone else loses, and he takes the most chances to shine.  Maybe it's because of PokeHomsar being the writer...hmmm...

l337strongbad-Need character bio.  He's at grammar school!

Witches_Brue-Well, he's a Homestar clone, but in his last Halloween costume.  Makes Chwoka fix his stuff for free, but not under PokeHomsar's roof (because of rules and such.)  Checks MOST of his e-mails and in style too, but not under PokeHomsar's roof!  Doesn't like when his games crash.  Likes it when he gets what he wants, hurts someone for random reasons, is eating or stealing PokeHomsar's Pokemon (but not under PokeHomsar's roof!) and uses them for fiendish things.

IRON STRONG SAD-Mean to people who annoy him, but usually an all around nice guy.  Spends his days training for the day he will meet his enemy IRON STRONG BAD.  Until then he's always willing to have a good time that somehow involves listening to music or watching Napoleon Dynamite.

StrongoBadio-Is just plain cool and silly. Has been watching Dangeresque movies. Does not think that PokeHomsar is the smartest person in the world, but knows the secret of his! He pops out of nowhere any minute trying to get attention. He has been planning plans to outsmart PokeHomsar, but has failed every time. Used to like Pokemon, but not very much anymore.  He wants people to "beware him."

TheMuntaMan-He'd say he's a really random guy, but he always looks out for others and helps them whenever he can.  He likes Anime (including Pokemon!),  computers, Star Wars, etc.

Ditto Machine-A machine made by PokeHomsar as an homage to Pokemon.  It can tranform and is as human as robotically possible.  Looks like Bender, only better and not a drug addict or alcoholic.  It doesn't bend things either, but can transform into anything.  It can also limit its transformations to parts of its body.  For example, it can turn an arm into an analyzer.

Gafaddict-Creator of the Flash PokE-mails!, which are the best thing EVA!  He looks like Homeschool Winner, but with a suit, tie, and cool shades on.

StrongBadJinzo-PokeHomsar's alter ego from another dimension.  He is "Bizarro" PokeHomsar, but not anti-matter PokeHomsar, as explosions would result.  He likes playing pranks, sports, and the-breaking-of-PokeHomsar's-Nobel-Prize-medals.  He's not really evil because PokeHomsar put a chip in his brain.  Did I mention StrongBadJinzo's not the brightest bulb in the closet?

Elina_Blossomwing-A slightly sarcastic elf princess, who seems to be the butt of everyone’s “I’m going to propose to someone” jokes. She doesn’t seem to mind though. She smiles a lot, and she is also a fan of good grammar. She has a place for just about everyone in her caring heart, unless she’s feeling like a ruthless warrior elf princess.

Code:

[color=Green][size=15pt][font=Bauhaus 93]PokeHomsar[/font][/size][/color]

[Deputy Laser Action]

1. Do you have the permission?

2. I might join if the answer for 1 is yes.

[Faded]

I'm sorry, you can't do this. The email limit is full. Try again with Y_D permission.

[Float_On]

I'm sorry, you can't do this. The email limit is full. Try again with Y_D permission.

He is right, you should read the rules of each section before you make a thread to make sure you dont break any rules.

Click here to learn more about the email limit rule

[No-Neck]

They're right. Try again later, when one of the other email threads gets locked.

LOCK'D!

[PokéHomsar]

PokE-mails is open for business!  PM me your e-mails!

[PokéHomsar]

PokeHomsar-A'ight, time for my first e-mail!  Time for song.  E-mail, it's not E-male, which is a Japanese superhero.

*Types.*

a>PokE-mail.exe

*Types and says at the same time.*

Dear Pokehomsar,
Why dou like opkemon so much?
~The Wolf

PokeHomsar-First of all, the "H" in PokeHomsar is upper case.  Second of all, it's Pokemon with a capital "P," and it is not spelled "opkemon."  Third of all, you is not spelled "dou."  Finally, why did you send me an E-mail, The Wolf?

The Wolf-I just wanted to know.  That's all.

PokeHomsar-Well...

*Flashback starts.*

PokeHomsar (narrating)-It all started in the fall of my third grade year when I got the game Pokemon Blue Version.  Then one day, I was flipping through the channels in the morning as I always did in the morning before school, and I notice that Pokemon is on T.V.  I'm like 'Woah, Pokemon's on T.V.!"  The rest was history, but to explain why I like it to this day.  Well...

Eh Wheelchair-Hey, stop playing that game because I want a turn!  The game is the latest fad, and I don't have it yet!

PokeHomsar-Like I'd let you play this valuable cargo!  I've been playing for like 3 days straight without food!

PokeHomsar (narrating)-After a few more hours, I started to hallucinate.

PokeHomsar-Woah, there's a pigeon on baby Bender's head!

(baby) Bender-No hoof in eye disease!

PokeHomsar-What the heck do you mean by that?

JamesF92-I think he means a statement from a video game that will be invented sometime after the year 2000.  I think I'll make that game!  *Runs off.*

PokeHomsar-OK, that was totally weird.

PokeHomsar (narrating)-The hallucinations got worse.

PokeHomsar-Where's that narrating coming from?

Eh Wheelchair-I still want a turn!

PokeHomsar-Well, you're not getting one.  So you can just leave this flashback.  *Eh Wheelchair leaves.*

The Wolf-PokeHomsar, do you want to Pokemon battle?

PokeHomsar-Sure!

*A little later.*

PokeHomsar-Well, I whipped you so bad you don't know which way is up!

The Wolf-Sure I do!  *Points down.*

PokeHomsar (narrating)-Well, the fact that I beat everybody, except that one guy...  I'll get you DUKE!  I played it all the time for beating a lot of people.  I kept on getting better and eventually beat both Pokemon Blue and Pokemon Sapphire.  I have done a lot in Sapphire, like get 12 Pokemon on Level 100 by just strict training with like 280 hours on it.  So, END FLASHBACK!

*Flashback ends.*

*The Wolf is sitting on the ground Indian style.*

PokeHomsar-The Wolf, I hope that answers your question.

The Wolf-It sure does!  I know why I lost to you all that time ago!  You were better than me!

PokeHomsar-Well, DUH!  Of course I'm better than you at Pokemon!  You don't even play it anymore!

The Wolf-Now I understand!

PokeHomsar-OK, E-mail over!  The nothingness will you bring this fine first PokE-mail to a close?

[The Wolf]

Gr8 email! made even better from the fact it was mine. I was in a rush and misspelled those things, so sorry.

[Deputy Laser Action]

Dude, I LOVE the Deer Avenger games! You also got my personality right!

[That Guy In Everclear]

Funny! Can I be a character in the Pok-E-mails?

[PokéHomsar]

Sure you can!  The more the merrier!

[PokéHomsar]

OK, thanks for the (3) responses...

PokeHomsar-E-mail!  No easter eggs this time because I was almost done, and I accidentally exited AOL!

*E-mail appears on the Poke 1999.*

Dear PokeHomsar,

How can you type while being 2 different characters from 2 different shows

Crapfully yours,
A Weulchare

PokeHomsar-Eh Wheelchair, how can you possibly spell your own name wrong?  *A black veil covers PokeHomsar, and he is thrown across the room until he hits a wall.*  AHHHHHHHHHH!  *After PokeHomsar gets up.*  Ow!  That hurt!  Who was that?

Darkest_Raven-That was me!  Don't use put-downs on people, or you'll recieve a world of hurt!

Eh Wheelchair-That's Darkest Raven!  I met her at the corner store, so I decided to bring her over!

That Guy In Everclear-I'm new, too!

PokeHomsar-Now who the heck are you?

JamesF92-He's my new finacial adviser!  He helps me with my finances!  He promises that he's better than Senor Cardgage Mortgage or a fist in the face!

PokeHomsar-OK, you both can stay.

Darkest_Raven-Yay!  I'm starting to not want to make your head explode!

That Guy In Everclear-I'm going to go watch Code: Lyoko now!  *That Guy In Everclear leaves.*

Bender-How can I help?

PokeHomsar-You can't.  You can just get the he...  *PokeHomsar's interrupted by Bender.*

Bender-Can I bend something?

PokeHomsar-No, because you'll just end up breaking something!

Bender-Oh, now I understand!  *Bender leaves.*

PokeHomsar (getting irritated)-OK, now that you guys have stopped interrup... *PokeHomsar's interrupted by The Wolf.*

The Wolf-*Howls in the moonlight.*  I just learned how to howl in the moonlight!

PokeHomsar-Good, now your character name makes sense!

Eh Wheelchair-Are you going to answer the question in my E-mail?

PokeHomsar-Yes, but I keep on getting interrupted by you peo...  *PokeHomsar's interrupted by Darkest Raven.*

Darkest_Raven-By the way, how are you going to answer it?

PokeHomsar (getting even more irritated)-I will answer that question if I stop getting interrupted by the other characters in this E-mail thre...  *PokeHomsar's interrupted by JamesF92.*

JamesF92-Hello, people!  I have to say somethi...  *JamesF92's interrupted by PokeHomsar.*

PokeHomsar (pushed over the edge)-STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!!!!!!!!  I WANT TO FINISH THIS E-MAIL, AND I CAN'T DO THIS WITH YOU PEOPLE CONSTANTLY INTERRUPTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SENTENCES!!!!!!!!!!  *PokeHomsar starts weezing.*

JamesF92-That was rude!  Don't you know not to interrupt people while they're talking?

PokeHomsar-AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

JamesF92-I'm leaving!  *JamesF92 leaves as does everyone else, except PokeHomsar, that's still in the room.*

PokeHomsar-FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!  I can finally finish this E-mail already!  OK, to answer your question, Eh Wheelchair, I have to say...  WHY WOULD YOU ASK SOMETHING THAT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!  Can't you figure out that I was created by throwing Homsar and Ash into a Fusion Machine!

*Eh Wheelchair walks in.*

Eh Wheelchair-That answers my question!  I never would have guessed!

PokeHomsar-OK, I JUST WANT THIS STUPID E-MAIL TO BE OVER!!!!!!!!!!

*E-mail ends.*

[The Chort]

Not bad there, PH. I've personally never been a fan of Pokemon, I'm more of a Dragonball Z guy myself, but after reading your emails, I'm impressed. Nice dialogue, good use of characters. It was getting a little crazy there for a while, with so many people jumping in and out, but it wasn't bad overall.

Good prize! Ding!

[JackSkater]

S'up my friend. Can I be in your emails??

[PokéHomsar]

S.S. Homeskater is now a character in PokE-mails!