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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9:NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR
« Reply #210 on: April 06, 2006, 02:56:18 pm »

Whoah, I haven't read this in a while! Then again, I haven't really read a lot of the topics in a while.. I kinda drift in and out at times.
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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9:NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR WAY!
« Reply #211 on: June 12, 2006, 03:37:02 pm »

Sorry for like absolutely no posts in the past several months, but I will post a new part by no later than the end of June.  I will also introduce a new character to the PokE-mails! Posse.  I may have the new part up by June 14, but I'm leaving for 10 days that day, so I won't be able to post the part if I don't finish it before that until June 23-24.  Woah!

I've had the ideas for this one brewing for months, finally thinking of an extremely creative idea to start it off just yesterday.
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« Reply #212 on: June 12, 2006, 04:01:50 pm »

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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9:NOTHING WILL STAND IN OUR WAY!
« Reply #213 on: June 12, 2006, 09:27:49 pm »

OK, I'm first going to post a Part 9.5 to explain new inventions and a new character.  I'll post it by no later than June 14, 2006.  By the end of June, Part 10 should be up.
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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9.5:NEW CHARACTER AND INVENTIONS
« Reply #214 on: June 13, 2006, 03:46:33 pm »

Here’s Part 9.5!

THE SUPER PEOPLE Part 9.5:  NEW CHARACTER AND INVENTIONS!

*Open to a large room.  One end of the room has sixteen regular doors with the other end of the room having an extremely large door with sixteen different colored jewels on it.  Fifteen of them form a circle with a large one forming the center of the circle.  The center jewel is flashing.  PokeHomsar is the only person in the room.  He’s working on something…  A plethora of different objects surround him.  Every member of the PokE-mails! Posse enters the large room through different doors except IRON STRONG SAD.  Fourteen of the jewels on the large door start flashing.  PokeHomsar begins to speak.*

PokeHomsar-Besides IRON STRONG SAD, all of you have successfully completed your challenges.  You all got cool costume changes, as I intended, because I made cooler designs of them.  I have been here for hours, which left me time to finish some new inventions.

The Wolf-Like what?

PH-Good question.  I’ll answer that shortly.  I will first check out IRON STRONG SAD’s status.  *Whips out a GPS.*  This is the Universal GPS®.  It can track anyone in the entire world: displaying their location, their direction of movement, their speed of movement, their distance from the GPS, etc. by just typing in their name.  *The Universal GPS® makes some beeps and boops.*  IRON STRONG SAD is…  About an hour in walking distance from us.  That’ll give me time to explain my new inventions.

Darkest_Raven-To avoid an extremely long monologue, I interrupted you.  Go on.

PH-OK…  First off for all of us that have power bands, I created upgrades for all of them for any other things that could be added to their powers or increase the speed and neurological connection.  Here you go!

*All those who have power bands have a chip pop out of their bands, the color of all the bands fade to gray, a different chip is put in each of them (the upgrade chips,) the bands return to their normal coloring, and the upgrades are installed.*

PH-Next, I made upgrade chips for every other invention I created.

*Those upgrade chips are installed.  No bothering with details here.*

S.S. Homeskater-Anything else?

PH-Yes, there is more.  I improved the mechanics of my Glorgal® to increase the speed, neurological connection, size of possible creations, complexity of creations, etc.  Also, I updated That Guy In Everclear’s Shen-Gong-Wu database and collection according to the new episodes of Xiaolin Showdown.  I also invented the Knowledge Blaster®, which allows anybody to insert knowledge into any one’s brain directly.  I will insert all the knowledge and combos possible with the new Shen-Gong-Wu-s into That Guy In Everclear’s brain, complete Chi Spell knowledge into Skinny Blonde Girl’s brain, and new combos and other such things dealing with Zelda weapons into The Wolf’s brain.

*PokeHomsar takes out the Knowledge Blaster®.  He shoots a beam at each of the above mentioned people, pressing a few buttons between each blast before shooting the next beam.*

The Three Above Mentioned People (in unison)-Thanks for the knowledge!

PH-You’re welcome!  Now, I have one last collection of inventions.  The Time Scepter®, the Time Watch®, the Time Belt®, the Time Claw®, the Time Ring®,  and the Time Gear®.

*PokeHomsar takes all the above mentioned items out.  I do not have time to describe what they look like, except the Time Scepter® has a large clock at the top of it and a pointed end (the opposite end of the clock.)*

Super Sonic X-What do they do?

PH-They can do a lot.  The Time Scepter® allows the user to freeze everything in the universe in time, except the wielder, by forcing the scepter into the ground.  When the wielder wants time to resume, all the user has to do is take off the Time Ring®.  Before the wielder resumes time, they can do anything they want to help put time in their favor.  When the wielder freezes time with the Time Scepter®, the Time Scepter® transforms into a club-like weapon, the Time Gear® rope sprouts wings allowing the wearer to fly, the wielder forms cool, cool glasses on their face, and the user can shoot energy blasts from their Time Gear® gloves.

skinny_blond_girl-Wow…

PH-Continuing on, the Time Watch® allows the wielder to freeze a specific area, location, person, living thing, non-living thing, etc. in time.  There is a small keyboard on the Time Watch® that allows the user to specify what they want to freeze in time.  The Time Watch® can also fast forward, rewind, and slow down any object in any speed of these functions.  To start and stop any function, just press the red button on the side of the Time Watch® after indicating what function and target the user wants it to do.  The Time Watch® also has a stun gun, a tranquilizer dart shooter, a grappling hook, every time zone’s time in the world, an alarm function, an adamantium composition, a stronger-than-diamond glass encasing, a time projector, a satellite radio, a world news viewer, a computer, a knowledge database, and a genuine leather strap!  When the wielder activates a function of the Time Watch® that deals with altering something in time, the Time Gear® turns into adamantium armor with stronger-than-diamond goggles.  The armor can have adamantium claws extend from the gloves, adamantium talons extend from the boots, allows the wielder to phase through solid matter on command, and some other fun features!

Chwoka-That was a long explanation…

PH-Continuing on, the Time Belt® allows the wielder to go to any time by the specification of year, date, time up to the second, location, etc.  Also, when the user goes back in time or forward in time, the Time Gear® transforms into clothes that match the most common fashion style of the time period and location, the Time Watch® turns into the most popular watch of the time period and location or turns invisible if the user is in a time period and/or location without wrist watches, the Time Scepter® turns into some form of a cane that matches the time period and location or some stick-like object to match the time period and/or location, the Time Claw® turns into a back-scratcher or a claw-like object to match the time period and/or location, and the Time Ring® turns into a ring to match the time period and/or location.

That Guy In Everclear-You have yet to explain what the Time Claw® really does…

That Wheely Chair-Yeah, what does that do?  Um…  Yeah…  That is the question…

JamesF92-And who are these time devices for?

l337StrongBad-Are they for you?

StrongoBadio-If it is, you’re an invention hog!

Witches_Brue-I second that, as PokeHomsar’s rules are unruly.  I can’t even steal his Pokemon!

TheMuntaMan-I JUST WANT TO SAY SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!

*A general ruckus occurs.*

PH-People, people!  PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!  JUST CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

*Everybody stops talking and moving.  Everybody calms down and gives all their attention towards PokeHomsar.*

PH-Grood.  OK.  Now that I have your attention, the Time Claw® is a tool that works with the Time Watch®.  Once you freeze in time a specific object, grabbing it with the Time Claw® allows the object to be taken to the wielder or rewind and/or fast forward without moving too much.  If the user rewinds or fast forwards the selected object, the wielder chooses a general time when the wielder wants the selected object to be brought to him/her/it.  Also, the selected object, once gripped by the Time Claw®, can phase through solid matter.  The Time Claw® can also be offensively as grabbing and piercing weapon, even when not using it in conjunction with the Time Watch®.  Now, let me explain all the functions of the Time Gear® and the Time Ring®.

Ditto Machine-INTERVENTION!!!!!!!!!!  Go on.

PH-As I was about to say, the Time Ring®, besides being the off switch for the Time Scepter®, has three s that can be revealed that release a different substance into the person the wielder s with one:  a truth serum, an extreme muscle relaxant, and a liquid that put a ed  person into a medically-induced coma.  Can be very useful if used correctly.  The Time Gear®, besides being very fashionable, is made of a special material, called Time Osmosis Fabric®, which allows the wielder of the time devices to not be frozen in time with everything else.  Also, if the user touches a living thing or any other object that can display kinetic energy when the user freezes time or during a time freeze, the object(s) will not be frozen in time or be unfrozen.  This allows for many different combos.  That is all I need to explain about my new time inventions.

*PokeHomsar takes a drink of water.*

PH-Now, the question of who these time devices are being given to shall now be answered.  These time devices are for a new person that will be joining us in our quest to rid the world of Geringadono, which will also become a new member of the PokE-mails! Posse.  Using my Complete Knowledge Database on People®, I will find the person best suited for the job.  *Takes out a handheld computer-type thing that must be the Complete Knowledge Database on People®.*  This database can give all the information possible on anyone in the world by just typing in their name, searching alphabetically by last name and/or first name, and/or searching by category.  Let’s see…  I’ll search “Members of BHZ brainwashed by Geringadono” category.  *Complete Knowledge Database on People® makes a few typing sounds and a “ding” sound, signifying that the search is complete.*  OK, the person that will be joining us is…  Gafaddict!  His codename is Agent Brown…  I’ll get him.

*PokeHomsar puts on all the time devices.  He presses a few buttons on the Time Watch®, selecting “Gafaddict” and “Super Fast Forward” on the Time Watch®, presses a couple buttons on the Time Claw®, selects “After THE SUPER PEOPLE rid the world of Geringadono” (this way, Gafaddict will no longer be brainwashed) on the Time Claw®, and PokeHomsar clicks the activation button on the Time Watch®.  The Time Claw® extends through the wall, phasing through it.  PokeHomsar starts whistling and looks at the time on the Time Watch®.  Gafaddict comes through the wall, gripped to the Time Claw®.  He stops right in front of PokeHomsar, going back to the regular pace of time once PokeHomsar clicks the activation button again.*

Gafaddict-Where am I?

PH-You have been selected to join my e-mail thread.  You will also help the other members of my e-mail thread and I rid the world of Geringadono.

GT-Didn’t you like just do that?

PH-Ah, you don’t know.  I sped up time, targeting you, so you could join us before we beat him.  You also get some cool time devices.  Here you go!

*PokeHomsar throws all the time devices at Gafaddict.  Gafaddict catches them, but struggles to keep holding them.*

GT-What am I supposed to do with these?

PH-Put them on, of course!

GT-Wait!  I don’t even know how to use them!

PH-That is a simple problem to solve!

*PokeHomsar takes out the Knowledge Blaster®, presses a few buttons on it, and blasts a beam right at Gafaddict.*

PH-Now you should know how to use them.  Put them on!

GT-Woah, these time devices are cool!  I’ll put them on!

*Gafaddict puts them on.*

PH-Good.  Your superhero name shall be “Time Wizard,” but do you readers know what I’m referencing?

GT-COOL!!!!!!!!!!

PH-Now we just have to wait for IRON STRONG SAD.

*A door opens and IRON STRONG SAD enters.*

IRON STRONG SAD-Hello, everybody!

PH-IRON STRONG SAD, you’re just in time to get a few words in before the end of this part!  This is Gafaddict.  *Looks in Gafaddict’s general direction.*  His superhero name is “Time Wizard.”  He now has the power to control time.  WAIT!!!!!!!!!!  LOOK!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone looks at the big door.  The last jewel starts flashing, and the big door opens upwards like a gate.*

TO BE CONTINUED…
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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9.5:NEW CHARACTER AND INVENTIONS
« Reply #215 on: June 13, 2006, 10:13:06 pm »

HAHA CAMEO.
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« Reply #216 on: June 14, 2006, 09:55:45 am »

HAHA CAMEO.
But it's really permanent...
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« Reply #217 on: June 14, 2006, 10:48:19 am »

HAHA PERMANENT.
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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9.5:NEW CHARACTER AND INVENT
« Reply #218 on: June 15, 2006, 12:14:41 am »

Oooh, time altering powers, one of my personal favorites!

My guess is that you got all of the idea from the trailer for "Click", the movie "Clockstoppers", or your imagination that was inspired by either of those. Anywho, nice job, I give you an A++/A--
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Re: PokE-mails! PokeHomsar Toon-SUPERHERO SAGA Part 9.5:NEW CHARACTER AND INVENTIONS
« Reply #219 on: June 30, 2006, 04:35:52 pm »

As I said, Part 10 should be up before the end of today, but I won't be able to do so.  I will hopefully have it up by July 10, but as I said it is not set in stone.  Reality may set me back some.

EDIT (July 11, 2006):  A vacation that I had over last weekend pulled me away from the computer, which is when I planned to work on Part 10.  Sorry, folks.  I'll probably start working on it tomorrow, but the weekend will probably when it'll be out.  I hate this...  I want to work on this, but reality and my History summer assignment I have yet to start...  Yeah, that gets in the way.  I will have more time over the next few weeks as my best friend I hang out with a lot during this time is at a summer camp for the next few weeks...  Good, but this also is the perfect time to start and finish my History assignment.  I have to use a new scanner to copy the article I can't write on and then I'll be able to take notes and underline stuff.  Yeah, I've said too much.  About time I cut off this po

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« Reply #220 on: August 22, 2006, 02:52:37 am »

This thing has been left undone on my computer for about a year now. I worked hard on it for about 3 months last summer, then school started, so it gradually

drifted away. I realize now that chances are I'll never release a final version. So here's a version that's about 90% complete... just a few things missing.

Such thing missings/screwed up are:

  • some characters have no lip sync
  • some characters don't have the proper voice actors
  • sitting positions and costumes for characters have been left undone
  • objects start moving for no good reason
  • lack of music where there should be
  • opening credits don't have the proper names all the time
  • probably some more

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be delayed by two or three seconds and any frame after #16,000 would be corrupted.
Again, it's either this or nothing.

So clickit.
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« Reply #221 on: August 22, 2006, 08:21:54 pm »

This thing has been left undone on my computer for about a year now. I worked hard on it for about 3 months last summer, then school started, so it gradually

drifted away. I realize now that chances are I'll never release a final version. So here's a version that's about 90% complete... just a few things missing.

Such thing missings/screwed up are:

  • some characters have no lip sync
  • some characters don't have the proper voice actors
  • sitting positions and costumes for characters have been left undone
  • objects start moving for no good reason
  • lack of music where there should be
  • opening credits don't have the proper names all the time
  • probably some more

Additionaly, I've had to split up the movie into 2 seperate Flash files. I tried exporting it into one solitary file, but then unexplicibly the sound would

be delayed by two or three seconds and any frame after #16,000 would be corrupted.
Again, it's either this or nothing.

So clickit.

That...was...awesome!!! It's like reliving my glory days as Eh Wheelchair. Lookin' forward to the next one! *marks calendar for August 2007*

10/10
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« Reply #222 on: August 22, 2006, 11:32:12 pm »

This thing has been left undone on my computer for about a year now. I worked hard on it for about 3 months last summer, then school started, so it gradually

drifted away. I realize now that chances are I'll never release a final version. So here's a version that's about 90% complete... just a few things missing.

Such thing missings/screwed up are:

  • some characters have no lip sync
  • some characters don't have the proper voice actors
  • sitting positions and costumes for characters have been left undone
  • objects start moving for no good reason
  • lack of music where there should be
  • opening credits don't have the proper names all the time
  • probably some more

Additionaly, I've had to split up the movie into 2 seperate Flash files. I tried exporting it into one solitary file, but then unexplicibly the sound would

be delayed by two or three seconds and any frame after #16,000 would be corrupted.
Again, it's either this or nothing.

So clickit.

I loved it. It kind of made me miss the people from the thread who aren't here now. I also like my voice. In reality it does have a deep tone to it.

Nostalgia/10
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« Reply #223 on: August 22, 2006, 11:36:00 pm »

Really? That was just a backup voice that wasn't intended to be the final thing.
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« Reply #224 on: August 22, 2006, 11:37:39 pm »

Well, I like the voice anyway.
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