Strong Bad's Revenge ~-NEW: Chapter...3?-~

[Rather On Fire]

Chapter One: Fed Up

Strong Bad was tired with Homestar beating him in everything.  The Strongest Man in the World Contest, 12 races, even the stock market.  In fact, there was even this one...

Cut to Strong Bad walking outside. 

SB: I'm gonna get the Sunday Times.

Homestar: Not if I do first! 

SB: What the crap are you talking about?

Homestar: Get him, Powm-Powm!

Pom Pom: Bubble, bubble.

Homestar(after getting the Sunday Times): Yay!  I win!

SB: Won what!

Homestar:  The newspaper contest!

Cut to Strong Bad...

SB:  That's it!  I am fed up with Homestar always beating me!  This is the end of that!


To be continued...

[Homestarguy]

    I say it sounds pretty good so far....but I hope you finish it soon.

[Rather On Fire]

Chapter 2: Possible Idea 1

*Strong Bad take Homestar's hat and star*

SB:Hey, Homestar!  If you don't agree to do whatever I tell you to for the next 5 years, I'll dump your hat and star into this pot of MOLTEN LAVA!

Homestar: What's a lava?  Hey, Stwong Bah!  Have you seen my hat and staw? I can't find thewm.

*SB lets go of the hat and star, and they fall into the lava*

Homestar: Do you know where my duckshirt is?

SB: In there.*Points into the lava*

Homestar: Thanks.  *Jumps into the lava*

*Cut to SB, still thinking*

No, it don't think it will work.

[Rather On Fire]

Back...from an over 2-year haiatus!

Chapter 3: Possible Idea 2

STRONG BAD: {sitting in front of the lappy} Hm....how should I do this?  Let's see... {begins thinking} Video games?

{Cut to Strong Bad and Homestar in Da Basement playing seperate Trogdor stand-up arcade games.  The entire scene is in the pink border from dreamail.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, Stwong Bah, how do I hewp the peasants get away fwom this Twogdow guy?

STRONG BAD: Er...um...lead Trogdor into one of the blue knights.

HOMESTAR: Um, Strong Bad?  It's black at night.

STRONG BAD: What the?  No!  Lead Trogdor into the blue gu-{the Trogdor game over music plays on the arcade Strong Bad is playing} What the crap?

{Cut back to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: I hate pink borders.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

HAHAHAHA- *snort*! This is hiLARIOUS! I'm loving this, it has the feel of the one of the classic The Homestar Runner books they did. Homestar Runner just looooves contests.

Favorite Lines:

Strong Bad was tired with Homestar beating him in everything.  The Strongest Man in the World Contest, 12 races, even the stock market.  In fact, there was even this one...

Cut to Strong Bad walking outside. 

SB: I'm gonna get the Sunday Times.

Homestar: Not if I do first! 

SB: What the crap are you talking about?

Homestar: Get him, Powm-Powm!

Pom Pom: Bubble, bubble.

Homestar(after getting the Sunday Times): Yay!  I win!

SB: Won what!

Homestar:  The newspaper contest!
-----

Homestar: What's a lava?
-----

Homestar: Do you know where my duckshirt is?

SB: In there.*Points into the lava*

Homestar: Thanks.  *Jumps into the lava*
-----

HOMESTAR: Hey, Stwong Bah, how do I hewp the peasants get away fwom this Twogdow guy?

STRONG BAD: Er...um...lead Trogdor into one of the blue nights.

HOMESTAR: Um, Strong Bad?  It's black at night.
-----

STRONG BAD: I hate pink borders.


Keep this one up, as well! Boy, you sure do have a lot of old fanfictions never finished. Shrek 2 H*R has also gone out and in of constant writing. I'm kinda guilty of that, too. Boy, has We Meet Again been going on for a long time, stopping every now and then, then coming back in... "Haiatus." <-- *chuckle*

Rating: 5/5