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SSX and Some Other Guys Co. Presents...

SSXMails!

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SSX-The host of the email show thingy.  A clever hedgehog-type thing who's all yellow.  Oh, and he's got a weird X on his forehead that gives him unlimited powers.  Also, he can levitate.  Pretty cool, if I say so myself.

Mr.  Teatime-An evil, flying turkey with sunglasses.  And yes, I know that makes no sense.  But that's what he is.  A flying turkey who wears sunglasses.

Darkest_Raven-An evil girl who wears a robe, and has telepathic powers.  She usually works with Teatime.  I bet you can't guess why.

Da_Burninator-A cool, S-shaped, brown dragon.  He's pretty cool.  Perhaps too cool.  Or maybe it's just because he has some cool poses.

Depressio-A big, bloated gray elephant with sollnds, a sash, a gray hat, kinda big eyes, and huge gloves.  He's pretty cool, but maybe not as cool as DB.

Homestar of Light-A golden, shiny Homestar.  He's usually like Colonel Homestar, but other times, he's as stupid as ever.  And he probably has a few powers and magic tricks.

PokeHomsar-A super intelligent Homsar with some guy's hat.  He always gets ticked off by other people.  Always.

Coach Z-Take a guess.  Yes, he's the H*R Coach Z.  Just check H*R.com for details on him.  Not much to say here.

Gir-A crazy robot in a dog suit.  It's kinda obvious he's not a dog, since he's got a zipper on his back, he's got stitches all over, and of course, STANDS UP.  Not very dog-like.  Oh, and he has blue hair.  Gotta have the blue hair.

Chwoka-Shapeshifter who can turn into anything he wants, and is also extremly smart.  He lives in his own house, has to not disturb SSX with more people.

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SSXMail 1: FatDudley


This email was brought to you by support to Homsar Emails.

a> Dear SSX,
i am on hsw/fhq forum (under the name homsar if u havent noticed)and am doing a email thread like this. I have only got 3 emails. why.

live long and prosper,
FD

Ps. if anyone is on that fourum or just wants to send me an email, just send me and email at penguinhobo72@aol.com

a> So, this email provides support to Homsar(FatDudley) Emails at HSW/FHQ.

Anyways, the reason you don't have a lot of them is probably because it's new.

Remember, you can PM me or post it right here!

[KamikazeWatermelon]

Dear SSX,

We are all going to die from a huge neuclear bomb but I just want to say have a nice day before the nukeification!

Sicerely,
Palbert.

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Email 2: AHHHHH!!!

a>Dear SSX,

We are all going to die from a huge neuclear bomb but I just want to say have a nice day before the nukeification!

Sicerely,
Palbert.

a> Huh?  We're all gonna die?  That is rediculous!  I mean really, why would the earth explode because of some-  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!  Hrad for the hills!!


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[Holy Knight Link]

Dear SSX,

I like action movies than any others.  My favorite is T3: Rise of the machines!!  What's your favorite movie?


Moving faster than you,
Jhonka

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SSXMail 3:Movies

a>Dear SSX,

I like action movies than any others.  My favorite is T3: Rise of the machines!!  What's your favorite movie?


Moving faster than you,
Jhonka

a>Well Jhonka, let's look at a list of movies I've seen...

a>Jimmy Neutron Movies

a>Cats & Dogs

a>The Lizzie McGuire Movie

a>Snow Day


a>Well, I can't think of any others.  So, from the list, I would say the Jimmy Neutron movies.  I also have never seen any of the following:

a>The Matrix series

a>Terminator movies

a>Sinbad

a>So there you go, Jhonny.

[77a7]

Dear SSX,
Tell us about your teacher.
Livin' at Kmart,
No Name

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SSXMail 4: Teacher

a>Dear SSX,
Tell us about your teacher.
Livin' at Kmart,
No Name  


a>Well No Name, he's a nice guy, and he is also very funny.  He almost never gives detention, so if he does, the principal knows it must be REALLY bad.  He doesn't give out pop quizzes, and he would NEVER try to embarras you.  

Until next time, I'm SSX!

[Holy Knight Link]

Dear SSX,

When I got my username, it says that I'm a yabb newbie.  How do I get it higher?


the guy who knows you,
Jhonka 8)

[1up_Clock]

Dear SSX,
Do you hate the guy who came up with Big the Cat?

I HATE THAT GUY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  yOU BETTER LOOK OUT MR. STUPID!  BECAUSE YOU SEE THAT SHADOW BEHIND YOU?  I'M THAT SHADOW!!!!!  AND I'M GONNA BLAST YOU 'TIL TOMORROW NOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, I'm done with my fit of rage.  BTW, do you want an animated avatar of Super Sonic?  I can make one, they usually take me about 15 minutes to make.

[Holy Knight Link]

sure, Jimgrim.  Just remember to wait til SSX answers his emails before you send yours k?

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That's fine with me.  I do a double one!

SSXMail 5: Post Count

Dear SSX,

a>When I got my username, it says that I'm a yabb newbie.  How do I get it higher?


the guy who knows you,
Jhonka  8)

a>Well, the only way to get it higher is to post more.  Eventually you will become a YaBB God.

Email 6: Bigg The Cat

a>Do you hate the guy who came up with Big the Cat?
I HATE THAT GUY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  yOU BETTER LOOK OUT MR. STUPID!  BECAUSE YOU SEE THAT SHADOW BEHIND YOU?  I'M THAT SHADOW!!!!!  AND I'M GONNA BLAST YOU 'TIL TOMORROW NOOOOOOONN!!!!!!!!!!  
Okay, I'm done with my fit of rage.  BTW, do you want an animated avatar of Super Sonic?  I can make one, they usually take me about 15 minutes to make.

a>Woah, calm down!  Dou you know how many computer ettiqite laws you're breaking?  Well, you're breakning one.  Don't tpe in all caps.

a>Anyways, no, I don't know ho the creator of Bigg is, but I would like an animated Super Sonic avatar.  

[Holy Knight Link]

Hello SSX,

Do you like football? If so, what's your favorite football team?


from,
Jhonka

P.S: Can you list the number of posts to turn from newbie to god?  Thanks for the last email that you replied back. 8)

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SSXMail 7: Football

a>Hello SSX,

Do you like football? If so, what's your favorite football team?


from,
Jhonka

P.S: Can you list the number of posts to turn from newbie to god?

a>No, I don't like football.  Also, to become a YaBB god, you need 501 posts.

[Sonic the Werewolf.]

Dear SSX,

When I got my username, it says that I'm a yabb newbie.  How do I get it higher?


the guy who knows you,
Jhonka 8)

Just a word of notice. Don't post a bunch of spam and off-topicness just to get your post count higher. Everyone will hate you, and you will get banned from the forum. Now, onto a letter!

Dear SSX,
I think the Burning Horizon H*R Fan-Forum is great, but there are too many members! Do you agree, and what can we do to get rid of this oversurgance?

Using really big words,
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