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« Reply #15 on: November 15, 2003, 02:50:27 am »

SSXMail 8: Members

a>Dear SSX,
I think the Burning Horizon H*R Fan-Forum is great, but there are too many members! Do you agree, and what can we do to get rid of this oversurgance?

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-SBsonic

a>Well, SBS, I don't think it's really high.  I mean, take a look at BZPower.  They've got over 10,000 members!
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« Reply #16 on: November 15, 2003, 11:39:40 am »

Dear SSX,
My dad is the cruelest person ever.  I don't know how to describe him, he's so evil.  All I can say is that he hits me as hard as can, at least twice a week.
Today's quote from my dad: "Fu** you, you worthless piece of sh**. C'mon kids! Time for church!"
This happens to me everyday.  I am not trying to fool anyone.  I'm too desperate for help right now.  Pease help me.
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« Reply #17 on: November 15, 2003, 11:48:37 am »

SSXMail 9: Farther

a>Dear SSX,
My dad is the cruelest person ever.  I don't know how to describe him, he's so evil.  All I can say is that he hits me as hard as can, at least twice a week.
Today's quote from my dad: "**** you, you worthless piece of ****. C'mon kids! Time for church!"
This happens to me everyday.  I am not trying to fool anyone.  I'm too desperate for help right now.  Pease help me.

a>Well, did you talk to your mom about it?  I mean there has to be some logical expanation to this.
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« Reply #18 on: November 15, 2003, 02:30:38 pm »

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Dear SSX,
My dad is the cruelest person ever.  I don't know how to describe him, he's so evil.  All I can say is that he hits me as hard as can, at least twice a week.
Today's quote from my dad: "Fu** you, you worthless piece of sh**. C'mon kids! Time for church!"
This happens to me everyday.  I am not trying to fool anyone.  I'm too desperate for help right now.  Pease help me.


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Re: SSXMail
« Reply #19 on: November 15, 2003, 02:59:35 pm »

Man FHQ you always know how to help people it's amazing. Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2003, 02:03:50 pm »

Yeah!  He always seems to appear to help at just the right moment.
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2003, 01:10:18 pm »

SSXMail 10: Annaversery(sp?)

a>Any mail?

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a>What? Aww, man!  I'm gonna play some SSBM.  Forget you guys.


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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2003, 01:17:02 pm »

SOMONE PLEASE E-MAIL me my address is
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2003, 02:27:19 pm »

Dear SSX,

Do you have a person that bothers you?  If not, be glad you never met mine. Angry  He always seems to follow me and punch me in the back and grabbing my neck.  I'm helpless MAN!!  What should I do to get him to stop?

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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2003, 02:36:02 pm »

SSXMail 11:Bullies

a>Dear SSX,

Do you have a person that bothers you?  If not, be glad you never met mine. >:(  He always seems to follow me and punch me in the back and grabbing my neck.  I'm helpless MAN!!  What should I do to get him to stop?

From,
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a>Well, Stinkodude, there was one a couple years back.  On the ride home, he always tugged on my backpack.  

a>Now, about your broblem.  Let's look at some solutions.

a>run_problem_solutions.exe

a>ENTER PROBLEM.

a>Bullying

a>Loading solutions...

Ignore bully

Reason with bully

Run from bully

Tell a teacher or other adult

a>Well, you should try the last one.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2003, 03:10:21 pm »

well SSX, I tried all those stuff and they don't seem to work.  plus, he is SO annoying that he's almost as annoying as Strong Sad!  Plus, he always takes my book and hides it.  One day, he took my book but this time, he hid it under his stuff and when I try to get it, he uses his foot to keep me away and his foot hit my face. Angry
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2003, 03:32:20 pm »

SSXMail 12: Bully pt.2

a>well SSX, I tried all those stuff and they don't seem to work.  plus, he is SO annoying that he's almost as annoying as Strong Sad!  Plus, he always takes my book and hides it.  One day, he took my book but this time, he hid it under his stuff and when I try to get it, he uses his foot to keep me away and his foot hit my face. >:(  

a>Wow, this is a very serious matter!  Hmmm... extreme times call for extreme measures.  You should go tell the principal about this matter.  He'll probably get...3 hours detention or something.  If it continues, he could maybe get suspended!

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a>Did you know that if you post a  >:( smilie and highlight it, it will look like a Chinise(sp?) person?
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« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2003, 01:28:45 pm »

Deaw X-thingy,

I'm Homestaw Wunnew. I have a BIG pwobwem! As you might know, I answew aiwmaiws. No one emaiwed me fow a whiuwe, but aftew the 3'rd aiwmaiw, things got messy... so many people aiwmaiwed me, it was Aiwmaiws A' Pwenty!! (...Whoa...that's sounds like a good titlew fow one of my songs... aftew I write this, it's off to the writing boawd! ....music... boawd... whatever..) How can I evew answew all deese in time?!?

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« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2003, 01:57:40 pm »

RE WOOOOO!!!!
Bad spelling error ALERT!!!!!!
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« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2003, 02:08:14 pm »

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RE WOOOOO!!!!
Bad spelling error ALERT!!!!!!

It was meant to be spelled like that. He is posing as Homestar Runner, and typing how he talks.
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