SSX-Mails-The Pack Is Back In the Pack of Packs! - SSXMail 24 Out! -

[Syrith]

Well he didn't have to do it so well.

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

Well he didn't have to do it so well.

LOL...  

[Syrith]

LOL!!!!!

And someone EMAIL ME PLEASE at mauiwaves@lycos.com

[Rather On Fire]

SSXMail 13:Aiwmaiw

a>Deaw X-thingy,

I'm Homestaw Wunnew. I have a BIG pwobwem! As you might know, I answew aiwmaiws. No one emaiwed me fow a whiuwe, but aftew the 3'rd aiwmaiw, things got messy... so many people aiwmaiwed me, it was Aiwmaiws A' Pwenty!! (...Whoa...that's sounds like a good titlew fow one of my songs... aftew I write this, it's off to the writing boawd! ....music... boawd... whatever..) How can I evew answew all deese in time???

Sincerewy,

HomestarWunnewTwon! ( How do you wike my scweenname?;) )

a>Well, HSWT, you should... ummm... you should... umm... well, don't rush it.  Yeah, that's my only idea.  Take your time.

[King_Of_Town_729]

Dear SSX

you wouldn't happen to have anything edible that you could give to me, do you? please? I'm desperate...

[Rather On Fire]

a>Dear SSX  
 
you wouldn't happen to have anything edible that you could give to me, do you? please? I'm desperate...  

a>[Bhz Mode]Well, before I answer this email, I want to say I like your avatar.[/Bhz Mode]

a>Anyawys, I DO have some food, but I can't send it to you because you did not give me a name.



Ahhh, the triumphant return of SSXMail, soon to be called B*RMail!

[Rather On Fire]

Sorry about double-posting.

a>run_ssxmail.exe

a>You have no mail.

a>What?  Aww, crap!  

a>run_date_of_last_email_sent.exe

Nov 23rd, 2003, 3:21am

a>Wow.  I haven't got an email for 3 MONTHS!!!

If you want to send me an E-Mail, PM me.

[Rather On Fire]

Sorry for triple posting, but there's a new SSXMail!


SSXMail 14: The X

dear ssx tricky

Is there a story behind the "X" on your head? if there is please tell us the story

There is, but it's a long one.  I would advise to get some popcorn.


When I first joined BHZ, I was Super_Sonic.  Around then, I watched a show called Sonic X.  I tought that mixing Super Sonic and Sonic X would be cool, so I became Super Sonic X.  

Now, the made up part.  There are five special Sonics.  Speedy Sonic, Sleepy Sonic, Strong Sonic, Sticky Sonic, and Water Sonic.  When they blend together, they make Super Sonic X.  His X has infinite mystical powers, and can destroy any enemy.

That is the story of Super Sonic X.

[Rather On Fire]

SSXMail 15: Super Mario

Dear ssx,

Do you enjoy mario games?

SINcerely,
Homsar15

Yeah, I like Mario games.  Who doesn't?

*Checks watch*
Oh no!  I've still got to type more!

Ummm....AHHH!!!  Can't think of anything!

So, um, Mario games are grea-NOT DONE YET!-t.  Speaking o-TOO LITTLE IDEAS!-f Mario, I just be-GAAAAHHH!!!-at Paper Mario.

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

*Checks watch*

Well, whatta you know!  Time's up!

[Brett]

This email thread is now being locked because it did not make the top 4 ...err... 5 emails in the voting thread.

If you wish to bring back your email when one* of the approved emails reaches 30 emails or has 2 weeks of inactivity, you need to PM Fhqwhgads as soon as you see there is an opening. The first one to PM me wins the slot. Do not PM any other mods or admin except for Fhqwhgads or your request will be denied. You will then have the choice of starting a new email thread or unlocking your existing one.

* Note we are doing 5 emails for the first round due to a close tie in voting. As soon as the first 2 approved emails gets locked, then you may officially request for a slot.

[Rather On Fire]

Since there's a new Child Board, I'm going to start this up again.

Remember, you only need to PM the email to me.

[Rather On Fire]

(Sorry, once again, for double posting.)

SSXmail 17: Movie

Woah... Haven't done one of these in a while.  Let's see if I can remember how to do it.

a>run_mail.exe

Nope... That's not it.

a>show_me_my_mail.exe

Hmmm....

a>show_me_my_mail.imeanit

This is one stubborn computer.  Wait!  I've got it!

a>OPEN_UP_MY_MAIL_NOW.IREALLYMEANIT

There we go!

a>Hey there Super Bender X.

a>I was wondering, if you made some kind of epic movie trilogy or series or whatever, what would it be about and what would it be like?

a>From,
Mythic wanderer-type dude

a>I've actually been trying to get into the movie business for years.

Cut to one of Bender/SSX's first movies.

GAME BOY:  The Movie

The Gameboy startup noise is heard.

Cut back to the computer.

But, there were good ones.

Cut to another movie.

Gameboy Advance: The Movie
A continuation of Gameboy: The Movie

The Game Boy Advance startup noise is heard.

Cut back to the computer.

But... I've been preparing this one for many years...

Cut to yet another movie.

Gameboy Advance SP:The Movie

The Jaws theme is heard, as a GBASP swims up like a shark.

Cut back to the computer.

a>Well, I'm sure that soon, the peoples of the world will start to love my movies, and pay me millions of dollars for them for no apperant reason.  Until then,  I'll just have to survive off of emails.

SSX looks around.

Ok, any minute now...

The paper comes down.

Hmmm... Why didn't that happen in any other email?

16 More papers come out.


...  Oh.

[Rather On Fire]

SSXMail 18: Zelda

Insert Email Jingle Here.

a>SSXMail.exe

a>Dear SupperSonic

Due to your last email, you sound like A preety good gamer!
If you could make an entire Zelda game and relase it to video game stores everywhere, What would it be,

Newbie Of Da pack,
Um... Newbie

a>Well, NODP, I have been waiting to release this for years.  Of course, Nintendo always threw out my letters, such as this one...

NINTENDO.

I MAKE GOOD GAME IDEA.  YOU PUT IT ON CUBEGAME.  IT ZELDA: GANON ADVENTURE

I LIKE

MAKE IT NOW

I NOW HERE YOU LIVE

I HAD A GUN

I SHOT U IF U DONT MAKE GAME.
PLEASE?

MY IDEA GOOOOD!!!!!!!111

YOU LIKE IDEA MAKE GAME


FROM ME

a>Okay.... Maybe not that one.

But, there were good ones....

I mAkE GoOd MeSsAgEs AnD GaMe.

SsX

Ok, so I lied.

None of this is real.  None.

You've got mail!

Open.sesame

a>Dear SSX,

Message text read read blah.  You're still reading this?  Ok.  Here's a tip.  BUY THE FAMILY GUY DVDS!  Ok, so it wasn't a tip.  Still, get them.  They're good.

Hey, buddy, I can't read that.

a>What's happening?  Can't read this!...................Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Can't Read This!

Did you buy the Family Guy DVDs yet?  See?  THey ARE good!

The Compy explodes.

Hmmm... Where have I seen this before?  Hmmmm... No......Yeah!  No....is it that?  Nah.  Hmmm....Can't be.  I really should be worrying about the fact that I now have no computer, and that I'm talking to myself.  Wait, do I have any money for a new one?  Hmmm... Nah, that's Lois's Rainy Day Money.  But, I really need that valcano insurance...I mean computer.

Wait...

Mail cost money.
Mailmen get money.
They get money from jobs.
A job is one of the best ways to get money.
Most mailmen are rich.

I've got it!

I'll hack the local mailman's acoount, and get the money for a computer!

Wait.  Dang.  I need a COMPUTER for that.

Wait!  I just got an even crazier idea!  The mailman is not only rich, but he's a moron....

Mailman: So, you're saying if you get a mail a day, you get 50 dollars with each mail?

SSX:  That's right!

SSX takes a paper, writes on it, and sticks it at the top of the screen.

To send SSX a mail, PM him, and it will magically appear at his local post office!

[Rather On Fire]

(Once again, sorry for posting many times in a row, but since nobody else has posted, I'm forced to post this many messages in a row.)

SSX heads out to check his mailbox.
That's weird.  I should feel some mail in my hand.  All I feel is cold, hard, metal...
I'm just gonna take my video recording that can somehow hold up to 9 months of fottage....
13 days since the last SSXMail.
About 7 months since last reply, other than SSX.

I really need SSXMails.

Edit-Removed some stuff.

[Big Boss]

Actually SSX, you can't ask people to be in email threads. You need to have in mind who you want to be characters in your threads. The BBS main rules say that, and those rules apply to email threads.