Infested Mails! EMail #7 "Invention"

[daBurninator]

Nice job. Good story that had nothing to do with the actual email, pretty good jokes, and those eggs were pretty awesome. I think the first Toon was a little better than tthe first e-mail though...but still, both are great.

[Two Time Stu]

Nice job. Good story that had nothing to do with the actual email.

No it had everything to do with the email.

I liked this, not as much as the toon but still good job!

9/10

[potthole]

Heh, just like you, that was rather random, lol.

I was wondering how in the world that whole story was going to tie in with the e-mail, and then it all came together at the end.

For a first e-mail, I was pretty impressed.  Keep up the nice work!

[OniChris]

Yeah. That was pretty awesome. I liked it.

Go you guys! 

[Inf]

Email #2 - Christmas Dimension

Runspazmail.exe

IJ: E-Mail here, Email there, Email now!

Dear IJ,

You should go to the christmas dimention!

Signed,
Chwoka

IJ: I think I will. Everyone! Get in here!

-Everyone jumps in from a window/walks in/runs in/falls from the ceiling and Stu jumps out a window.

DB: What?

IJ: We’re taking a trip!

Faded says, “Crap! Jake’s trips are usually stupid and/or painful,” while Jake types in Runinterdimensionalportal.exe

- A portal starts forming in the room.

SM: No, nonononono! I can’t go there! Not again! AHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhaaaahaaaahaaaahhhhhhhh

-SM starts to run away but Jake grabs him.

IJ: Everyone’s going.  Except Stu because he bumped his head on the window and he’s taking a nap.

DB (looks out the window): It looks like he’s dying. (looks again) And some vultures are circling.

-Jake types in “portaltoChristmasdimensionstart.exe”

-The portal starts sucking everyone one in.

IJ: WEEEeeeeeee!

SM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo…

-Screen switches to a Christmassy type-place. A portal appears and everyone flies out.

SM: …ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

IJ: Yay! We’re here!

-The portal starts to disappear.

SM: NO! The last time I came here, I was pelted by snowballs until I died!

-Everyone looks at SM.

SM: I got better…

MM (points at SM): Witch! BURN HER!!!

DB: Y’all are so wack.

Faded: Wiggidy wack?

DB: Shoore…

SM: WEWT! OH YEAHS!!

IJ: WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!

SM: *sniff

-SM starts crying.

IJ: We gotta find something to do now-

-IJ explodes as he is kicked by this thing.

-IJ is now a bunch of puddles.  One as a mouth and another has two eyes.

IJ: Yay! I’m dead!

-Potthole suddenly runs up.  He’s foaming at the mouth.

PH (all crazy-like):  See! That’s Santa! Not me! I told you! I told you all. But you didn’t believe me! Nooo…

-Pottholes head explodes and he runs away.

Faded: OK, that was creepy.

-MM looks at Santa.

MM: It’s time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Duel!

Everyone: …

Faded: …You’re retarded.

-Santa moves his foot to step on MM but he moves and puts DB in his place.

DB: …Crap.

*Santa stomps on DB.

Santa starts to go after HSRT.

HSRT: AHHhhhahhahhaHAHHHAHHhh!!

-Right before Santa stomps on HSRT TTS comes from behind Santa on a Flying Piggy and runs into his head then falls to the floor.

Santa: YYYAAAAWWWRRRGH

TTS: Everyone, get on!

SM: I thought you died.

TTS: I got better.

MM: WI-

-Faded punches MM in the stomach.

-Everyone starts getting on the pig. A tube comes out of the pig’s nostril and sucks up Jake.  You can see Jake through the pigs eyeball.  A shovel comes out of the other nostril and scoops up DB.

-They fly away just as Santa’s foot stomped down.  Santa starts chasing them.

-They can’t outrun Santa.

HSRT: We can’t outrun him!  What should we d-

MM(cuts HSRT off): Die.

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: We have to fine something to doooo!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: WHAT SHOULD WES DOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: WERE ALL GONNA DIIEEEEE!!!!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: I TOLD YOU WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM(looking at IJ): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!

IJ: What?

SM: AYYYAYGGGGGG!

IJ: I have an idea.

SM: ADGHHHHAHHAHAHHHAAAAHHHHHGHGHH

*SMASH*

-Santa smashes the piggy.

TTS: NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY PIGGA!!

*Smash again*

-Santa smashed it again.

IJ: I have an idea.

TTS: MYYYY PIIIIGGGG!

IJ: I have an idea.

*Smash*

MM is smashed.

IJ: I have an idea.

*smash*

TTS is smashed

IJ: I have an idea.

*punt*

HSRT is punted

IJ: I have an idea.

*rip*

SM is ripped in half.

IJ: I have an idea.

*kaboom*

Faded explodes somehow.

IJ: I have an idea.

IJ: Ok guys. I’m gonna do my idea!

IJ: Santa you monster! You’re not real!

Santy:  RAWRgh! AYRGH! YARGH! GOAWDH!

IJ: He’s supposed to explode…Now what?

…

…

…

IJ: I have an idea. Santa! Will you be my friend?

Santa: YEEEEEEAHHHHH!!!

IJ: Yayers! But were all dead.

Santa: I CAN FIX THAT!!!!

Santa: ROBOT ELFS! COME TO ME!!!  FIX THESE GUYS!!!!

-The robot elves fix those guys.

IJ: Yayers again!

Santa: LETS EAT! LETS EAT SOME FOOD!

-They go to the north pole and eat cookies and milk and get really fat and die.

SANTA: THEEND!!!

[Two Time Stu]

...

...

...

I think I died like three times...

But I got better...

9/10

[Inf]

Hold on ebrybody. The eggs will be back shortly.


Ok. Sorry about that everyone. I was organizing my site stuff and put all my things in differeent places and that changed the URLS, but now they're fixed sooo.... look at them.

[potthole]

Heh, random but good.  I really got a kick out of the Monty Python references!  This one had a bit of a morbid side, lol, with all that death.

Favorite part:

MM: WI-

-Faded punches MM in the stomach.

[Inf]

This one had a bit of a morbid side, lol, with all that death.

Yea, I know. People "die" but they're still sort of alive.  They talk and stuff still.

[Inf]

E-Mail #3 – The doomy plot of DOOM!

Runspamail.exe

IJ: Le’s pull up anudder one a those e-mails…

Dear IJ,
Could I borrow your computer, a car, a microwave, sixteen eggs, a doughnut, a peanut, a rare mango from the Amazon, 51% control of microsoft, and about $16,000,000.00?
Not plotting anything,
PT2FM

IJ: Hmmmmmm… Sounds suspicious… But I wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t a retard! Let’s go.

-Jake goes to find a car somewhere.  He goes to find Stickly Man.  He is reading comics.

IJ: Hi Stickles!

SM(distracted because he’s reading): Hey…

IJ: I’m gonna borrow your car!

SM: Sure..sure…whatever…

-IJ takes the keys off the counter and walks out.  He checks car off of a list.

IJ: Now to get the microwave.

-IJ goes out to the kitchen where MM is cooking a bean burrito in the microwave. Jake walks over and rips the microwave out of the wall.  He then dumps the burrito on the floor.

MM(staring): NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S SOILED!!! *He dives onto the floor and starts eating it* Ah, its so good. *GOMP* TASTY yet Disgusting… *GOMP*

IJ: Your pathetic.

MM: NO, YOU!

IJ: ...Yea.

-Screen flips to Jake checking microwave off the list

IJ: now some eggs…

-Screen flips to DB and TTS egging and TPing MM’s house.

IJ (looking at the eggs.): Hey, can I have some of these?

TTS: If we can throw some eggs at you.

DB: And then throw toilet paper on you.

IJ: Sure! That’s ma favorite pastime.

-Screen flips to Jake covered in eggy toilet paper checking off eggs.

-Screen flips to Jake on the roof.  He saws a hole in the roof and puts some fishing line through.

-Below MM is eating a doughnut.  Right before Mackiest puts it in his mouth, Jake hooks it and pulls it up.

*Crunch*

MM: OW!! My toofies!!

MM: …I think I’ll eat a peanut to ease the pain.

-Jake puts some gum on the end of the hook and it sticks to the peanut and is pulled up right before MM cracks it open.

MM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

-Jake checks off doughnut and peanut.

IJ: Argh! Where in the world am I gonna find a mango!?

HSRT:  The Amazon.

IJ: Awww… Everything from that site is too expensive.

HSRT: No I mean the Amazon.

IJ: Oh…How’d you know that?

HSRT:…It says on the checklist…

IJ: …   ….  …  (really loud) YOU SHUT UP!!!

-Screen flips to IJ and TTS cutting there way through the Amazon.

TTS: Aww, Jake. Why;d you drag me with you?...

IJ: I didn’t. You just like to follow people.

TTS: oh yeaaa…

-They keep on walking until they see a big temple.  They go inside…

IJ: Ooh, it’s all spookily.

TTS: And there’s traps everywhere.

IJ: I know.

-Soon they find MM dressed like Indiana Jones next to an alter with a small fruit on it.

-Jake and Stu run by and grab the mango and quickly run away.

MM: …This wont end well.

-MM is shot abajillion times by darts and then run over by a boulder.

-Screen Flips to Jake crossing out Mango from the list.

IJ: Know I need 51 percent control of Microsoft and 16 million dollars. Well that’s fine because I’m the owner of Microsoft. And I have billions of dollars because of that.

TTS: What the crap!? Then why don’t you have a mansion and cool cars and everysingle videogamethatwasevermade?!

IJ: I’m investing it. Duh.

TTS: In what?

IJ: Real-life pokeballs.

TTS: But Pokemon aren’t real.

IJ: YOU LIE! YOU LIE!!!

-Jake runs away. He then gathers up all the stuff and goes to Faded.

IJ: Here ya go.

Faded: Cool. Thanks Jake.

-He walks away.

TWO WEEKS LATER!!!

IJ: What are you gonna do with all that crap I gave you?

Faded: Nothing really.

IJ: But you said you weren’t plotting anything…Therefore you were.

Faded: Well I was gonna use all that to make a Giant evil Peanut to take over the world. But I’m lazy so I just sold the donut back to Mackiest for $63.  I sold the peanut on E-Bay because I said it looked like MC Hammer.  I sold the Mango to some Amazon guys for 4 dollars…And the car, microwave, fridge, and 16 million dollars are now mine.

IJ: I didn’t give you a fridge!

Faded: *gulp*

Faded runs away.

IJ: ...

-Jake chases after Faded.

[Conner]

Lol, that's sooooo soooo great. 10 pickles out of.. 10 pickles

[Strong_Lufis]

Faded: Well I was gonna use all that to make a Giant evil Peanut to take over the world. But I’m lazy so I just sold the donut back to Mackiest for $63.  I sold the peanut on E-Bay because I said it looked like MC Hammer.  I sold the Mango to some Amazon guys for 4 dollars…And the car, microwave, fridge, and 16 million dollars are now mine.

IJ: I didn’t give you a fridge!

Heh. Classic. Just... classic. PT2FM: Wannabe rapper or wannabe kleptomaniac?

[Conner]

I like how it the donut sold more than the fruit, cause mm almost dies for it.

That would proably be worth alot right? Right?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

And faded when you wrote this what were you thinking?

[Faded]

lol! You couldn't have made that email any better!

And faded when you wrote this what were you thinking?

I tell you what I was thinking:

"Yummm...popsicle!"

AKA: Abosolutely nothing!

[Conner]

That's hilarious Faded, encore IJ encore!!!