Stumails! #3 "Knee Caps" Part 1

[Two Time Stu]

Potty gave me permission, this is my email thread that is actually gonna be good, hopefully!

I'll do character Bios in a little while...

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#1 "government"

Two-Time-Stu: Two times the Stu, Two times the email!  But there was only 0.5 emails origionly so now there is one!

<Run emailurmom.exe>

Dear Mr. Stu,

I am the city government, you give money to me, GIVE MORE!

NOT your pal,
The City Government.

TTS: Ah, not again, I need to go over there!

*Infested Jake pops up from behind the Couch*

IJ: I found the Easter bunny!

TTS: …

IJ: Watcha doing?

TTS: I’m going to the City Government cause I don’t wanna pay more money!

IJ: Can I come?

TTS: NO!

IJ: I’ll pretend you said yes.

TTS: NO!

IJ: YEY!  I CAN COME!

*they begin their adventure*

IJ: WEEEEEEEE!!!!  I WANT A WARM CANINE!!!!

TTS: What?!?!?!?!?

*Two-Time-Stu passes him a warm dog*

IJ: No, Stupid!  I want a hot dog!

*they happen to walk by a hot dog stand owned by Lufis, coincidence? I THINK NOT!*

Lufis: Hi, would you like to buy a hot dog?

IJ: What flavors do you have?

L: meat...

IJ: MMM OK!

L: here.

*Lufis hands Infested Jake a friggin’ hot dog.*

IJ: thanks!

*Infested Jake drops the hawt dawg and walks towards the City Government with Two-Time-Stu*

TTS: Well here we are!

IJ: is that Da_Burninator?

DB: I’m telling you, it was a mistake A MISTAKE!

City Government: *in a God-Like voice* BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Kicks DB all the way out of the building (In a God-Like way)*

DB: *Darth Vader style* NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nelson: HA-HA!

TTS: well, looks promising!

*They walk in… WHO WRITES THIS CRAP?*

CG: *in a God-Like voice* Hello, what can I do you for?

TTS: I don’t want to pay so much!

IJ: Ya!

CG: *in a God-Like voice* <Sigh> Gentlemen, it is my duty to raise taxes…

IJ: Tee-Hee you said doodie!

CG: *in a God-Like voice* Umm, no I said Duty not doodie…

*Infested Jake thinks, then explodes.*

TTS: HOLY CRAP!  You’re like the bad guy from Tron!

CG: *in a God-Like voice* No, I am the bad guy from Tron!

TTS: Eh, I don’t know, I never saw the movie…

CG: …no one ever did…

*Hi!*

CG: *in a God-Like voice* Well, now, you get to go in the dungeon!

*in the dungeon*

Will Ferrel: I didn’t do it, I SWEAR!

*City Government prods him good…*

CG: Shut up, you!

*looks at Two-Time-Stu and Infested Jake*

CG: *in a God-Like voice* You two have no chance to survive!

*The Stickly Man and Homestarrunnertron jump through the window of the dungeon*

TTS: Look!  It’s the Stickly Man!

IJ: And his Masked Dog too!

*The Stickly Man and Homestarrunnertron do a triple backflip and land on the City Government!*

CG: UGH, my legislature!

TTS: Well Stickly Man and Masked Dog, you saved the day!

HSRT: All before tea time!

*at tea time*

IJ: how many cubes?

SM: Two Please!

The End!

I will add easter eggs soon!

Tell me what you all think!

[daBurninator]

Pretty good first email, Stu.

It probably could use a little tweaking, but I'm sure once you get going, and have some eggs in there, everything will even out into a solid email(s). Good job.

DB: *Darth Vader style* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Nice.

[Snakewater]

that was really good. i like how Homestarrunnertron was referred to as a "Masked Dog."

Best Line:

*Lufis hands Infested Jake a friggin’ hot dog.*

[Two Time Stu]

I added the easter eggs, enjoy...

[Eh_Greg]

That was pretty good for your first email.

My favorite person was the warm dog. He looks so cute and cuddly!

[Inf]

*Two-Time-Stu passes him a warm dog*

Aww... Its so cute

[b]Pretty good first email, Stu.

It probably could use a little tweaking, but I'm sure once you get going, and have some eggs in there, everything will even out into a solid email(s).b]

DB's right, It just needs a little bit of work and it can get going pretty good.  Good Jorb Stu.

[Two Time Stu]

I now present to you the 2nd stumail...

ELAVATOR!

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TTS: Email?  EMAIL!

<Run emailurmom.exe>

Dear Mr. Stu:

Your application to be official spazzy inspector has been accepted.  You may start on Monday.

-The AOI - Association of Investigators

TTS: Woo-Hoo!

L: hey no saying woo-hoo!

TTS: Oh, come on, man!

L: You know the rules, I held up my side of the deal…

TTS: Ok…  I’ll check another email then…

DEAR STEW!

I CHALLENGE YOU!!1

-Infested Jake

TTS: Ugh…

*Begins typing*

>Dear Jake, I’m coming to accept your challenge!

<sendemail.exe>

*Two-Time-Stu walks over to Infested Jake.*

TTS: Hey, loser, are you ready to… Lose… Cause that’s what… losers… do… they lose… which means you’ll lose… cause you’re a loser… Which means you’ll lose… Cause that’s what… losers… do… they lose… which means you’ll lose… cause you’re a loser… Which means you’ll lose… Cause that’s what… losers… do… they lose… which means you’ll lose… cause you’re a loser… Which means you’ll lose… Cause that’s what… losers… do… they lose… which means you’ll lose… cause you’re a loser… Which means you’ll lose… Cause that’s what… losers… do… they lose… which means you’ll lose… cause you’re a loser… Which means you’ll lose…

IJ: Yea right!  I watched Kung Pow…

*Two-Time-Stu steps on Infested Jake*

TTS: Ah, the sweet smell of victory…  Smells like dead Jell-O…  I guess I’ll go check another email now…

TTS: Email in the HIZZLE!

<Run emailurmom.exe>

I love you.

*Begins typing*

>…Well I don’t love you… get over yourself…

TTS: This one better be good!

<Run emailurmom.exe>

Dear TTS,

°-°

-From >

*Throws some cheese hats into the ocean*

TTS: ARGHIBIBLBLBLBLLB!  Ok… I’m gonna try this ONE MORE TIME!

<Run emailurmom.exe>

Dear Tea-Time's-Stu,
What would you do if you were stuck in the elevator
with DB?

From, Gman100

*Begins Typing*

>Well Mr. Rip-Off of Gman250!  What a friggin’ coincidence!  I was just about to take Kids Dubya B on my personal specialty…

“The Elevators of today… Today!”

Well I guess I’m gonna go take him…

*steps away from Computador (Windows XP to be exact… TTS don’t dig Macs…) and walks to DUBERT!*

TTS: So Dubrow… You ready?

DB: Yep!  I’m so excited!

TTS: You do realize that we will get stuck in an elevator together because the email that was sent asked me about that…

DB: Ya… so I brought Play-Doh!

*they go to “The Apartment”*

TTS: Look at this old style elevator…  Salesmen and Hobos... love to hang out in here…

DB: Wow! *takes a picture… The flash reveals a Hobo…*

Hobo: Got any warm sauces I can suck on for nourishment?

*Two-Time-Stu stabs the Hobo and him and DB run into the elevator…*

Hobo: Ow.. My lack of home!

Nelson: HA-HA!

*TTS and DB throw a salesmen out of the elevator…*

Salesman: Ow!  My rip-off glands!

*looks at Hobo*

Salesmen: Wanna buy a band-aid?  Life Insurance perhaps?  Or maybe a new Vacuum?

*In the elevator.*

TTS: See how there buttons barely work… That’s because kids often press all the buttons at once causing a malfunction!

DB: You mean like this?!?

*Presses all buttons at once… bwahahahahaha… BOO!*

TTS: Noooooo!!! The prophecies will come true!!!!!!!

*The elevater stops… bet you didn’t see that one coming…*

TTS: Great… Now what are we gonna do?

DB: hmmmm… an Irish Jig!

*They do an Irish jig and then the elevator magically goes to the bottom floor!*

TTS: Let us go and go home!

*They Go home and TTS gets on his XP*

>Well mike… I sure showed you!  Now ye go and do likewise!

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The End

Hope you all liked it… Tell me what you think!

PM ME!

[MBD123]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(Clears throat)

That ... was ... funny.

Hooray for Windows XP!!! I wish i had an XP i have a 98 PLUS

[The Q]

That was funny!
But, who's Gman 250?

[Flash_Powah]

These are so funny.

“The Elevators of today… Today!”

Heheh, Great jorb, Stu-face!

[Snakewater]

that was rather good. i like the random "lose" eggs.

9/10

[Two Time Stu]

That was funny!
But, who's Gman 250?

The netname that Gary Brolsma gave himself...

Thanks guys, I'm glad people actually like it unlike my last email thread, I will start working on the 3rd one when I get another PM in...  So keep sending them in!

[daBurninator]

Awwww, man...i'm like...a dorky kid with nothing better to do than to go look at elevators? I must have really let myself go...

I bet that Nelson pic's gonna be in every stumail, huh?

Anyways, good job, Stoo. I give it a 7/10

[Inf]

I think this one was better than the last one, but you dun wanna use up all your emails at one time, especially this early in the game.  You gotta show that you can be really creative with just one and I think you coulda done a whole email on the first one.

7/10

[The Q]

The netname that Gary Brolsma gave himself...

Ohhh!
When I made Gman100 I did not know about Gary Brolsma!
So, Gman 100 is not a rip-off

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