TTS: I am suuuch a lazy bum, emailing in the sun!
<Stumail.exe>
Dear Two_Time_Stu,
You have missed your payment, now we must bust your knee caps in!
Your pal,
The
MafiaTTS: Oh, Snap! This is worse than that time
Bill Cosby interrupted me in a conversation...
*Flashback*
TTS: So I was all, The ninjas are coming! She was like, Nu-uh, that isn't gonna fool me again!
SM: Oh, man! I might sound like a nerd for saying this anywhere other than AOL, but
L-O-L!
TTS: Ya, ya, ya, [http://www.alden-conger.org/webteam/2003webteam/brette/pics/nerd.jpeg]nerd[/url], then I got out my lolipop and threw it! All of a sudden-
*Bill Cosby walks in.*
BC: Hey guys wanna hear the chicken joke?
TTS: Look Bill, it wasn't funny the first time, why would it be funny this time?
BC: But I-
TTS: *Yelling until his lungs fly out of his nose* GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE!
BC: Bu-
TTS: No Cuts, Buts, or coconuts!
*Stabs Bill Cosby*
TTS: Ha! This just proves that the power of knife always triumphs over the power of Bill Cosby!
Nelson:
HA-HA! You've been stabbed!
*End Flashback.*
TTS: I need some help, Fast!
*The entire
Saved By the Bell cast comes into the room.*
Zack: Hey, I'm blonde, therefore I'm portrayed as a hottie on my show!
Screech: I need to use your restroom!
TTS: Guys, guys, I thought I told you, when I say "I need help" I don't need you!
Screech: Aw, shucks! I was just about to be important!
*TTS individually kicks each one of them in the rump until they leave.*
TTS: Ha! The power of my foot always triumphs over the power of the Saved By the Bell cast!
*Infested jake, wearing a stylish
hat, comes into the room.*
TTS: Hey, ummm, well, some Mafia peoples are coming to bust my knee caps, can you help me?
IJ: *Being serious for the one time in his life* No, but I know one who can, he lives in the land of volcanos, sharks, savages, andut a million ABC shops!
TTS: Who? Lufis?
IJ: No, no, no, HSRT!
TTS: Ok, to the
Stu Mobile!
*A picture of TTS's head enlarges then gets small with flashing lights in the background.*
Music: Daliadaliadaaaaaaa.
*Somehow, they're in hawaii.*
IJ: Oh, no! HSRT's house is gone!
*HSRT's house is gone*
IJ: And there's a note where it used to be!
*there's a note where it used to be*
TTS: And to make it more suspensful, OUR PLANE LEAVES IN 15 MINUTES!
*Their plane leaves in 15 minutes!*
Music: Dun, Dun, duuuuuuuuun!
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