MBD-Mails #5 Zebra cancer

[MBD123]

Okay potthole let me restart this thank goodness and this is the only time I get to restart this so I hope this one works out well.

Email me...
...or pm me

#1 Superhero stuff (MBD123 Is asked what he would do as a superhero named "Jimbersnickle")

#2 Sword fight (MBD123 has a sword fight with potthole)

#3 Pet and home insurance (Yroc tries to give MBD pets)

#4 40 Questions (4-pack email, Gir has a new game. More toons than emails?)

#5a Zebra cancer Pt 1 MBD123 raises funds for zebra cancer and shakes down all his friends

#5b Zebra cancer Pt 2 After a harmful explosion of radiation, everyone is forced to evacuate

CAST:

MBD123 (MBD) - MBD123 loves computers and can get angry very easily. He is very creative and all about fun. He is a superhero.

Spleen man (SM) - Spleen Man is heard to be MBD123's "biggest fan" He is very annoying and always says "WHEEEEEE" He once got his hands on MBD's computer, and don't ask.

Da_Burninator (DB) - Da_Burninator is one of them wingaling dragons who has a hard temper. He once burninated both bonkava's face and hands, 13 of MBD's computers, 88 chicken sandwiches, MBD's rent in the Email Checka Headquarters, and 13 of MBD's computers.

Depressio (D) - Depressio is a character who pops up every now and then, when he does, MBD123 tries to annoy him no matter what. Usually it's an accident, but he didn't seem to mind when MBD fell through the roof and smashed his computer in the middle of a Sadmail. Or the time he got his hands on a rocket launcher and, don't ask.

Gir (Gir) - Often called "The Unwanted Charachter" Gir pops up every time someone yells "GGRRRRRRRRRR", or, he used to anyways. I think he moved to the septic system.

Bonkava (B) - Bonkava is the person who... he doesn't really have a personality. Or he does. No, he doesn't. Wait! He does! He is also a superhero.

Peopletriedtofademe or Faded (PT2FM or F) - Peopletriedtofademe/Faded is this purplish guy with an orange volleyball for a face. I think. He bears a striking resemblance to Coach Z.

ACPigeon (ACP) - MBD's former dilligant lackey, nicknamed Acey.

TwoTimeStu (TTS) - TTS Is the prankster, A friend (sort of) of MBD's, and a substitute lackey.

Stinkoman K (SK) - MBD's new dilligant lackey. The newest addition to the group.

Infested Jake (IJ) - This guy is usually portrayed as kind of gross. We don't know why he is, he just is.

JengaJam (JJ) - This guy is usually the supllier of any obvious humor that MBD-Mails has bestowed on us.

Potthole (P) - Potthole is the target of most slapstick humor in the emails. He also points out MBD's Mistakes.

[MBD123]

It just so happens i have my first one already

If you were a gigantic superhero, with a name like "Jibersmickle", what would you do?

MBD123: [typing] Well, BONKAVA it doesn't hurt to put your name once in a while. but thats okay as long as i actually know who its from and that i have an email.

(Clears Screen)

MBD123: [typing] I once tried that, it didn't work out very well though.

(Cut to MBD123 on top of an apartment with a cape)

(MBD123 jumps off and tries to fly)

MBD123: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{THUD!}

(Cut back to the computer)

MBD123: [typing] It took three hours to get me out of the sidewalk. It took three days 'till i could go home from the hospital. [begins to get angry] IT TOOK THREE MONTHS 'TILL I COULD GO OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!

(Clears screen)

MBD123: [typing] I made a flash simulator for superhero stuff.[stops typing] Anyway PM me your emails and ummm...

(ACPigeon whispers into MBD123's ear)

MBD123: Oh right! Answer them.

[MBD123]

(MBD123 wakes up. From where he is is looks like he slept on the staircase with a huge rock on top of him. He flicks the rock in one direction)

{CRASH}

TTS: OW! MY HEAD!

(MBD123 Snickers and heads downstairs. When he gets downstairs he discovers the soybean crunchies are gone)

MBD123: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(MBD123 goes upstairs to check his email)

0 new messages

(MBD123 turns around and sees what looks like a giant box of soybean crunchies. But it's just an illusion so he goes though the window)

(... And falls right from the top floor of the EMAIL CHECKA HEADQUARTERS. And he lands right in a patch of grassburs)

MBD123: Ouchie

(He goes to the MBD-Mails section)

(The computer is gone)

MBD123: Uh Oh...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Ze French Toast]

thats cool by the way in this situation is it accepteble to double post ???

[MBD123]

thats cool by the way in this situation is it accepteble to double post ???
 

Yes it is.

Thanks for posting here.

Later I'll continue the toon.

[MBD123]

(MBD123 takes the wireless keyboard and runs off.)

Telephone: BBBBRRRRRRRING

(MBD123 answers the phone)

MBD: Yes? This is MBD mail-

DB: [on the phone] Yes I know! Look come down here!

MBD: Why?

DB: I said so

MBD: So?

DB: COME HERE BEFORE I TELL POTTHOLE!!!

MBD: You mean santa? Ok!

(MBD123 rides on the elevator down to burn mails)

MBD: What do you want?

DB: I want you to get your computer out of here before faded eats the CPU

(Faded is chasing the computer around)

PT2FM: BRAINS!!!

come_here_boy.exe

(The computer displays a pixelated dog and comes toward MBD123)

MBD: Good boy.

(The computer zooms under his legs

To be continued

[Ze French Toast]

you have just been fanded as in you have a fan

[MBD123]

THANKS YROC!!!

Anyway onto the next part of the toon
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MBD123: I wonder where it is now.

(Cuts to fun_timey and that_goblin riding on MBD123's computer with Depressio chasing them)

(MBD123 Goes back upstairs)

Telephone: BBBBRRRRRRRRING

(MBD123 answers the phone)

MBD: Y-

Depressio: [on the phone] I WANNA RIDE!

(While depressio says that MBD123 holds the phone away from his ear)

MBD123: Oh boy!

(MBD123 rides down to Sadmails where he types the following)

COME_HERE_AND_GET_THOSE_TWO_OFF

(The computer does that)

MBD123: Don't ever do that again!

(The computer zooms under his legs)

(When he gets back up to MBD-Mails the phone rings. MBD123 answers it DUH!!!)

MBD123: Hi PokeHomsar

PH: How'd you know it was me?

MBD: Never mind that. My computer is down there right

PH: umm... yes

(MBD123 faints)

PH; Hello

To be continued...

[Ze French Toast]

no thank you for posting these

[MBD123]

(MBD123 rides down in the elevator. While he's riding down it goes back up to MBD-Mails and the whole cast including the newest characters yroc and bonkava climbs into the elevator. When they get to PokeHomsar's rent in the email head quarters they're greeted by S. S. Homeskater who mistook the moving computer for a skateboard. And many peo ple are getting hurt. Including People Tried to Fade Me who just stepped out. This was a long description)

MBD: Da_Burninator, Please burninate the laptop guy.

(DB gets an evil look in his eyes)

DB: Sure

(Da_Burninator chases MBD123 around. Da_Burninator is being chased by PokeHomsar who has ACPigeon on his back)

(Potthole comes up. He seems a bit startled to see a direct mirror of himself in the elevator. And everybody being chased. Soon he gets confused and everybody else begins to yell.)

Potthole: LIZZOK'D

(One second later the building explodes and everybody in an email thread cast is floating around in the middle of nowhere)

To be continued...PS: You're welcome yroc. It's the only thing i have to do on a saturday afternoon besides make flashes!

[MBD123]

(There is a black background with dark red coming up slowly and blue sparkles zigzaging up moderatley fast with DO YOU WANT TO SAVE THE GAME?    YES    NO    on the screen. Guess where that's from? Anyway, the cast from neomails, pokemails, chwoka-mails, bonkmails, mikemails, sadmails, pom mails, burnmails, infested mails, MBD-Mails, and stumails; all squeezed toghether in a computer screen)

MBD123: Oh no! TDD123* must have seen my computer was free! He's playing ? He's trying to beat razorbeard!

(Hard rock plays and suprisingly raym-)

MBD: SSSSHHHH!

(-an...)

MBD: DARN! You said it!

(Oops sorry)

MBD: FINE! It's from rayman! [in a taunting voice] But the description had to spoil the fun [regular voice] But which one was it from!

(2)

MBD: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Gir: Yes?

(MBD123's head pops off)

Burn mails PT2FM: BRAINS!

Depressio: I still want a ride

MBD's head: No

D: Yes

(MBD123 Gets his head back on)

MBD: No

D: Yes

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Potthole: UN LIZZOK'D

(Everything snaps back to normal... But MBD123's Computer runs away again)

MBD: Oh no!

To be continued...* My brother that's not on the forum yet

[MBD123]

(Everybody gets back to their email threads including MBD123's laptop and the wireless keyboard. Wait, what?)

MBD123: Now that that's over!

(Potthole destroys the computer)

MBD: AAH!

Potthole: [extremely angry] THAT THING HAS CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE ALREADY!!!

(MBD123 Chases potthole)

MBD: GRRRRRRR!

Gir: Yes?

The end.

[MBD123]

(Potthole walks in. He looks really beaten and bruised)

Potthole: Ouchie. Hi I'll be donig this email by order of my boss. Who im to mad at to even say his name! Anyway Now for the email on his new computer.

run_mbdmails.swf

Ummm no, thats not it uhhh

run_mbdmails.ogg

run_mbdmails.com

mbdmails.rtf

.aspx

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.wmf

.fla

.mbd

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.H*R

.doc

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.mbdmails

Potthole: GRRRRRR!

Gir: Yes?

Potthole GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A CHARACTER

Gir: I'll just stick around anyway.

.exe

Potthole: FINALLY

0 new messages.

MBD: Oh well PM me your emails and i'll kick Gir out of here.

[MBD123]

Glad you liked it. Now on to today's cuh-razy email
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MBD123: What the? How did potthole check the last email on this? Sheesh POTTHOLE YOU CAN HAVE THIS!

Potthole: gee thanks!

MBD: Now for you know what

(MBD123 places a new laptop on the desk)

run_mbdmails.exe

dear, mbd 

i want to see you and potthole do a sword fight to the death!

your biggest fan,yroc

MBD: Try this:



dear, MBD 

I want to see you and potthole do a sword fight to the death!

your biggest fan,

yroc

MBD: [typing] Well, Yroc, I'll do it but i have life insurance! So does potthole. Anyhow, sometimes potthole gets a little crazy with swords, so I don't think that's a good idea. Plus, I'm short and only have one shoe, Potthole is tall. Still, he has no arms.

(Cut to an open field with the cast watching. MBD123 has a long sword, potthole has a not-so-sharp kitchen knife)

{SWIPE SLASH SWING CLINK SWIPE SLASH THUD}

MBD: [typing] That sword fight didn't go well, plus gir <the unwanted character> was in our way the whole time. So, yroc, you have to pay gir's life insurance now. [not typing] Okay so PM me your emails and something crazy will happen

(Infested jake splatters all over MBD123)

MBD: Like that.









MBD: WHO DID THAT?







(Cut to the bathroom door. Faded is there)

PT2FM: Hurry up

MBD: It's hard to get blue slime off your face

[MBD123]

(MBD123 is sleeping on his laptop resulting in...)

dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

(MBD rolls over)

ddddddd.exe

(He wakes up and presses enter)

you just installed the leik omg lolz virus n00b

MBD123: o0ps. +H1$ DO3SNT lo0k 90od.

MBD: Wha- wha

WHACHOOOO!!!!!!!!

(MBD goes flying out of the building and bounces off a tree)

Depressio: [typing] And so...

(MBD flies into depressio and they both go flying.)

D: What happened?

(They fly through a window, bounce off a tree, and land on potthole)

Pot: mmmmmmmmrmph mph ummmmmmmph mmmmmph mmmm

D + MBD: [pushing themselves off of potthole] YAH!

THE END