MBD-Mails #5 Zebra cancer

[MBD123]

What happened

(At the bathroom door)

PT2FM (im still calling you that): [agitated] WILL YOU HURRY UP!!!!

MBD123: 3098, 3099, 4000,...

PT2FM: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

MBD: Counting the hairs on my head

PT2FM: Hark! Was that the sound your computer makes when you get a new message?

(MBD zooms out of the bathroom restulting in PT2FM spinning around very fast)

PT2FM: WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(PT2FM flies into the elevator making a big hole through both the door and the elevator)

PT2FM: Ouch

MBD: AAh that was just someone challenging me to internet teletubbies!

Jenga: I challenged you to internet teletubbies

MBD: Are you obsessed with teletubbies?

Jenga: I... guess

MBD: Teletubbies is on television

(Jenga zooms even faster than MBD123 did)

(MBD spins toward the elevator)

(The screen is black for a split second)

(Cut to the television. MBD123 is bound and gagged with Jengajam forcing him to watch teletubbies)

MBD: AAAAHHHH!

End

[MBD123]

(MBD123 is sleeping)

(two-time-stu Carefully sneaks over to MBD with an air horn that says:)

WARNING: EXTREMELY LOUD

(the air horn honks, tts falls down, and MBD keeps sleeping)

tts: aw man!

(tts presses a key on the keyboard and MBD suddenly wakes up and, well LOOK BELOW!!!)

MBD: [karate chopping tts] YAH!!!

tts: [birds and stars going around his head] Ow.

Ok so PM me your emails!

[MBD123]

MBD: Email is cool. Sometimes. Most of the time. Here we go

run_mbdmails.exe


take my chimp

one of my sevrel gunie pigs

a lion

a pigon

my dog I promise he does not have flees

my dogs collar

a old women

my penguin

a dolphin

you can't get offers well...any were

still your biggest fan

,yroc

p.s remember to give the old women her daliey sponge bath

MBD123: [typing] Well, yroc, You put your comma in the wrong place. And what's a pigon? What does daliey-- oh you were trying to spell daily, right? I don't think I want any of those offers, because none, except the old lady would go well with my cat. And I dont want the old lady because--

You have one new message

MBD: All right! Let's see what it is

ATTATCHMENT

{CLICK}

(An old lady comes out of his computer)

MBD: [typing] Thanks a lot yroc! Now I have to give an old lady a sponge bath!

(Cut to the old lady who looks like this: We'll just call her that for the rest of the email)

: I DON'T WANT A SPONGE BATH!!!

MBD: Well yroc said I have to give you one

: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (Runs away)

MBD: At least-- AAAHH MY WALL! (ALARMED and VERY agitated) MY COMPUTER!!!!!!!!

(MBD almost falls down but he catches himself)

MBD: Hey Acey! Could you come here?

(ACPigeon walks onstage)

ACP: Ye-

MBD: Go away

ACP: But-

MBD: Go away!

ACP: Bu-

MBD: [agitated] GO AWAY!!!

ACP: OKAY!!!

(ACP runs away as fast as he can)

MBD: At least-

ACP: Dont say it!

MBD: At least things-

ACP: [scared] STOP!!!

MBD: AT LEAST THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!

(The roof caves in)

ACP: ...

MBD: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO NOT SAY THAT?

ACP: I tried bu-

MBD: CLEAN THIS UP NOW!!!!!!!

ACP: Okay (cleans the whole thing up in less than a second)

MBD: Well I know now that pigeons are the worst pets (Crosses off pigeon on the email he printed)

(A giant gunie pig pees on him)

MBD: Nope (crosses out gunie pig)

(A lion almost destroys the house and the roof caves in again)

MBD: Ouch! This is the worst email I've ever recived

(Penguins invade the house, and then the freezer)

tts: (Runs around wildly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

MBD: Ill bet next I'll be wearing the dog's collar

(That happens)

(A dolphin washes a bunch of water into the house, and a chimp pokes holes in the wall)

MBD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(All the animals leave)

MBD: PHEW!

PM me your emails and I will answer them. REALLY!












WHAT?

Oh, right

The end

PS: yroc, I'll at the links soon.

[MBD123]

Some people believe that I haven't updated this in a while because I acidentally deactivated my account accidentally; however, that's not why. It's because I took my entire cast on vacation. I'm going to show you a tape I took with voiceovers to give you a view of what it was like:

***(NOTE: I am NOT responsible for any of the following things that may occur: Wanting to go on vacation, vomiting, vomiting on your keyboard, vomiting on your mom and/or dad, vomiting on your pet, raiding the fridge, yelling, yelling louder,  , or playing games on your celluar phone.)



(Cuts to MBD123 and bonkava talking)

MBD123: [voiceover] This is where bonkava and I were "arranging" the "plans" for the "vacation"

Bonkava: I'm really excited about this

MBD123: So am I!

Bonk: It's been a long time since I've been on an airplane

MBD: Who said you got to ride in the plane

Bonk: What?

(Pans right and fades to to a plane flying. Bonkava is dangling down by a loose rope)

MBD: [voiceover] I love this part for four reasons: 1: I have such a big cast that we got our own plane 2: We all rode first class #: Bonkava didn't eat anything and four the plane.. well... you'll see

(The plane take a nose dive and bonkava flies out of the loop in the in the rope)

Bonk: AAHHH!

(The plane starts flying straight again, the rope comes off the plane and bonkava falls onto the tail fin hanging by his shirt)

Bonk: AAHHH!

Bonkava: [voiceover] That was your favorite part?

MBD: [voiceover] Quiet! After that we arrived at the hotel, bonkava found the most expensive and finest checkerboard and started playing with da_burninator. Oh! And they charged $10 per move.

(Cuts to bonkava and db playing checkers)

Bonk: [getting burninated] OW! BOTH MY FACE AND HANDS!!!

MBD: [voice over] da_burninator {ppft} kind of got {ptht} [laughing wildy] A LITTLE ANGRY WHEN BONKAVA OCTUPLE JUMPED HIM!!! So... after the total got up to $700 they put the game away and played battleship.

(Cuts to bonkava and db playing Battleship)

Bonk: hahahaha! leik loz! PWND!

(db burninates his own battleship)

db: ok you sunk my battleship, now my aircraft carrier is at C4

(Cuts to MBD123 and ACPigeon in bed)

MBD: [voiceover] So then at 9:00 we went to bed. I fell asleep right away, but ACPigeon couldn't sleep. He woke me up at 12:00 and said he couldn't find the sink, and that he needed a glass of water. So I ended up staying up really late teaching Acey how to turn on the lights, but then the power went out. So I tried to find the sink and then I fell into the toilet and then we went home.

THE END

So... PM me you emails

[MBD123]

MBD123: [voiceover] Okay so that wasn't the end of the vacation. After all, you'd think it would last for more than a day right? So after all of us were awake I took us to an Italian restraunt where we ate all kinds of yummy food. Well, actually there were only three kinds; pizza, spaghetti, and lasanga. I think eveybody got all three.

(Cuts to the restraunt then back to the hotel where the camera slowly zooms in onto the door)

MBD: [voiceover] Back at the hotel we discov-(door opens)-erd that bugs had invaded our room. I started running around really crazy with bugs all over me-

Goombazoid: [voiceover] Until the concierge mistook you for a lunatic and called the police.

Concierge: Hello? Police? Yes, I just mistook MBD123 for a lunatic.

MBD: [voiceover] Then I spent two weeks in jail, and then, once I got home, DEPRESSIO FOUND OUT HOW TO USE MY CREDIT CARD!!! Then I gave him 48 whoopin's and that's how many times he yelled "MOMMY"

Depressio: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!

MBD: [voiceover] And guess who got arrested?

Da_Burninator: [voiceover] You

MBD: [voiceover] YES I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AFTER TWO MINUTES OF MAKING LICENSE PLATES I FOUND A TUNNEL, BANGED MY HEAD ON THE WALL 48 TIMES, FAINTED, AND AFTER MY SENTENCE WE WENT HOME. I CANT STOP TYPING IN CAPS.

OK, SO PM ME YOUR EMAILS AND I WILL ANSWER THEM WITH A BUNCH OF FUNNY STUFF!













_{there we go now my text is lowercase}

[MBD123]

MBD123: Hey, JengaJam?

JengaJam: Yeah?

MBD: Are you done washing those plastic spoons

Word Filter: GAAH! YOU SAID spoon!

BHZ: Here we go again

MBD: The halloween party is in three hours!!!

BHZ: Were not here for the Halloween party! We're here to drop off more sp-

Word Filter: {VOIP}

MBD: That was weird

JJ: I'm done washing the spoons!

MBD: Okay! Now prepare all the food and go rent a Halloween movie.

(10 mins later)

JJ: Here you go

MBD: The Haunted Bowl of Spinach? This is the same one we've been watching for the past freaking 7 years! And every New Years, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Your Birthday, and Valentines day. You already know it by heart! And you've been reciting the whole thing for the past 3 years. All it is is a-

JJ: (Cuts MBD off) Bowl of spinach making scary ghost noises wiggling around that makes ACP vomit

ACPigeon: [vomiting] ARGH! bLERGHLOL! bllllllllllllllllllAHGHHG

MBD: Scary. Maybe we won't watch a movie. Maybe we'll just sit around a campfire telling scary stories

JJ: YAY!!!

MBD: But wait! There's more to it. I have a plan that will scare EVERYONE!!! TWO TIME STU AND BONKAVA! COME HERE!

(Two_time_stu and Bonkava! run up. Two time stu is holding a box of teddy grams)

MBD: Okay, heres the plan {whispering}

MBD: Okay, now get back to work!

(Later, when the Halloween party starts)

(Depressio is first to arrive)

Depressio: Anyone home? EEEEEK

(Robotic spiders are all over Depressio and he pulls them off of him)

MBD: Merry Christmas!

(Soon, everyone else arrives and MBD goes outside)

(MBD pours gasoline on the firewood and tosses a match in. The fire lights)

MBD: (Walks into the woods) Okay, ready guys?

JJ+TTS+BONKAVA: Ready!

(TTS holds up the fake axe, and bonkava rips up his shirt and pors catsup all over himself. TTS pours a little catsup on the axe)

(Cut to the campfire. Everyone is sitting around it)

MBD: Okay, is everyone ready?

To be contiued...

[MBD123]

Wow, I forgot about this!

MBD123 [angry]: You were supposed to throw him BESIDE the fire, not IN the fire! Now we need our backup!

(We see Jengajam driving a bus in reverse)

(Cut to MBD123 in a helicopter)

MBD: Why an I in a helicopter? Oh, right

(Cut to a campfire, Faded is telling a story)

Faded:...and then the ghost went to the fireplace, and...

(MBD123 pours a whole bunch of water down, along with a smoke bomb)

Faded: AAAAH! THE GHOST HAS RETURNED!

The end

[MBD123]

MBD123: Ready?

Everyone: Ready!

MBD: Let's go!

(Cut to MBD123's truck. Everyone is squeezed in it)

Potthole [gasping for breath]: You had to get a 2-seat truck?

MBD: Oh, shut up! I got this for a bargain

(When they arrive at the campsite, they set up the jumbo-sized 58 square-foot tent, roll out the sleeping bags, and go in)

Depressio: It's a little big.

MBD135: All the more room for me!

InfestedJake: Just because you're the star, doesn't mean you get all the room.

MBD135: I'm not the star of anything

MBD135: MBD123 Is my long-lost brother. I travelled with you in the trailer. I lived with MBD123 for 5 years. One day I went upstairs to get my laser, when I saw his computer. I decided to play for a while, but I downloaded a virus by accident. It wrecked his computer, and he said that I had to live on the streets until I gathered as much money as the computer was worth, to pay for the damage.

Faded: Harsh

(InfestedJake begins to cry out acidy tears with snot and milk)

Depressio: YUCK!

MBD135: I finally gathered enough-

MBD123: Well it's about time!

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/\That night\/
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(Everyone but MBD123 is asleep. They are all snoring loudly, the crickets are chirping, and the wind is blowing loudly)

MBD123 [quietly]: Can a person get any sleep?

(It's quiet)

MBD123: TOO QUIET!

(It's loud again)

MBD123: TOO LOUD!

(It's quiet)

MBD123: TOO QUIET!

(It's loud again)

MBD123: TOO LOUD!

(It's quiet)

MBD123: TOO QUIET!

(It's loud again)

MBD123: TOO LOUD!

(It's quiet)

MBD123: TOO QUIET!

(It's loud again)

MBD123: TOO LOUD!

(It's quiet)

MBD123: TOO QUIET!

(It's loud again)

MBD123: TOO LOUD!

(It's quiet)

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/\The next day\/
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MBD123: I've had enough, lets go home!

[MBD123]

Yo Yo Yo, Wassup M?

Anyway, although I despise get tired of YOUR emails to ME, you need an email as you have only gotten three so far. So here's a basic question: What's it like having five more toons than emails? Do you approve of Fourth Wall Breaks? Who would win in a fight between yroc and spleen_man? And how come whenever someone says the zeeky words Gir comes? Answer all of my questions in words and... words.

Sincerely,
Not Bonkavlavd... but Bonkava

MBD123:[typing] Whatever you say Bonklavd. Before I answer your questions, I think I should tell you that if you multiplied your email by 10 (please don't) you get this device that gir made out of toothpicks stapled to marshmallows in assorted colors. He calls it "40 questions". He makes you hold it and he asks you 40 personal questions, and then uses your personal info against you-

(Cut out pan left)

ACPigeon: Is that why my credit card bill was so high, people with big scary voices kept calling me, 38 people were added to my Yahoo contacts FRIENDS list, and i couldn't open the toilet in my bathroom?

{PAUSE}-----

MBD123: Most likely

MBD123:[typing] Down to business

ACPigeon:[Instant Message] Gir kept me from doing my buisiness

MBD123:[Instant Message] Shut up

MBD123:[typing] Finally the questions[/typing] NO, GIR!!! [typing] First, I like having 5 more toons that emails. In fact, it's a scam for more emails. Notice the "EMAIL ME" tagline at the end

{BZZT}

MBD: what the-

EMAIL ME

MBD: That sound had no vowels!

MBD:[typing] 4th wall breaks are what make the internet whole %CUE HALO AND FAKE SMILE AND SPARKLES% But not the building. There was a fight that almost got me kicked out. The NORTH wall of the building broke.

As for the gir question,

MBD: (inhale) GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

{Crickets}

MBD: GRRRR!

MBD: 40 questions?

ZOOM

(Gir appears)

MBD: Answer this email

ZOOM

(Gir is gone)

MBD:[typing] Neither would win in a fight.


That's all folks

PM me!!!! Gir: And play 40 questions!

[MBD123]

(MBD123 breaks down a door. He stands in the doorway triumphantly as a lot of dut and dirt comes out behind him. A trumpet plays triumphant music)

MBD: Thanks

AC: You once punched me, used up all the truck's gas trying to do a truckskijump (MBD: Oh I remember that!), and tried to kill me 5, 10, 15, 578 times! I thought I would return the favor.

MBD: Whatever, being locked in that dark basic mint, Ahem, excuse me, basement makes me want to check some email.

(He walks up to the lobby)

MBD: I'm MBD123, the genius behind MBD-Mails, and a guy who looks like a midget with no body, and an oval head with t2 thin arms coming out of it

Guy Behind The Counter (Archibald): Yes, I know, what do you want?

MBD: I would like to go up to my room, duh

Archibald: Email regestration?

MBD: Oh, yes

(MBD takes off his head and shakes his ID out)

Archibald: That is most disgusting, go through

MBD: Yes! NO!

(He sees the elevator is closed)

MBD: That means I have to climb the 24 flights of 46 stairs each! That's 1104 steps! I haven't taken that many steps in my entire life!

(1104 steps later)

MBD: PHEW!

Archibald: Hello

MBD: AAH! How did you get up here?

Archibald: I took the other elevetor, besides the Archibalds are Quinseptuplets, Theres 57 0f us!

MBD: Oh my aching legs! And did you know that you spelled of with a zero?

(In his room)

MBD: Man! I'm tired! It'll be good to just go to bed now

(Alarm beeps and reads 6:00 a.m.)

MBD: I need coffee

TTS: Here!

MBD: Thanks! I thought Acey was my dilligant lackey

TTS: He's using the bathroom, it's a real emergency. So he paid me 20 bucks to fill in! See? 1, 2, only 10?!?!

AC:(Sounding like he's under a lot of pessure, straining) Ha, ugh, Ha, Sucker! AAAUUUGH!

TTS: Man!

MBD: He might clog the toilet. Again.

DB: Up for battleship

MBD: Do you see this form?

DB:(reading) If by any chance Da_Burninator, aka D_B, DB, Dubby, and Debbie (Says this questionably) signs this. He/she must cease to ask MBD123 to play battleship and play it with the other characters. Voilation of this contract will be okay as long as a game of battleship is not played between MBD and D_B without both party's mutual consent.

Sign here: XDa Burn1nat0r

MBD123: So no, I won't and now to check my email

Dear |\/|ßÐ123,

Hey Lady, That's my moustache!

Censorly,

Monseur Strawberry Goat Meat Burgers

(P.S. I love you)


MBD: Oh, gosh! This is the wierdest email I've ever recieved! Probably because I made it up right on the spot. Smapm folder? Ads, Ads, Ads, Virus downloads, Ads, Ads, Ads. Crud, no emails for me to check.

JJ: You HAVE left this untouched since July

MBD: I was locked inside a basement somebody locked me in

Edge: Don't look at me!

MBD: Well PM me, and I will answer you emails. Trust me!

The End

[MBD123]

{MBD slowly walks up to his computer}

MBD: Well it looks like it has been awhile. *Sigh* I guess I should check my email. Oh, what a surprise, it's covered in dust again

{MBD starts typing and everything crumbles}

MBD: Aah! What happened to my computer?

{TTS walks up}

TTS: Your computer was eaten away by dust particles and certain poisons spreading through the air. Not to mention we have a leaky roof and your computer was made out of a cereal box

MBD: Oh. Well now the only thing to do is turn into Jimbersnickle and fly to the Cheapskate Hardware store

{MBD jumps off his balcony and falls}

MBD: Oh, that's right I can't fly. I guess I should start screaming now, but that would only make me loud and obnoxious

{MBD falls and feels no pain}

Innocent Passerby: I stayed up all night making that chocolate cake

{Cut to the Cheapskate Hardware Store. MBD walks in and grabs a shopping cart}

MBD: Okay, monitors. Where can I find monitors

{Zoom out to reveal he is on the monitor aisle}

MBD: These aren't monitors! These are just square, flat screens with inputs! I guess this one will have to do

{MBD puts a very fancy monitor in his bag}

MBD: Good thing ACPigeon made me this list, but what the crap is a graphics card? What are graphics?

Worker: Can I help you?

MBD: I'll take your most mediocre of graphics cards

{The Worker gets him one}

MBD: A WEBCAM? Was I frozen solid and sent to the future

Worker: Gotcha covered. Which one seems better?

MBD: Whichever one costs less. Now to find a Microphone

{MBD walks to the mic aisle and drops a fancy silver one in}

MBD: Okay, now to get the least used part of all text-based computers: The mouse

Worker: I reccomend this Wireless one

MBD: Whatever. Now I need a tower

{MBD walks over to the computer tower aisle}

MBD: Ooh! 5 KB hard drive! Now THAT'S a lot of disk space

Worker: That's enought for one text document

MBD: What more would you need?

Worker: Get this 5GB hard drive one

MBD: I can't feel my legs

Worker: You've been living in the past, haven't you?

MBD: Yep. In a time before I was born. I have to get speakers now

Worker: They're built in to the keyboard

MBD: I didn't get a keyboard

Worker: You did now

MBD: Thanks

Me, the one who is writing this: That saved me some typing

{Cut to the checkout}

Worker: Okay, that'll be...

{Cut to overhead shot of the store}

MBD:[offscreen] WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

Worker: Ooh, excessive punctuation. I'm guessing you're mad

MBD: Nope, charge it

{MBD hands the worker a credit card}

Worker: Have a nice day!

{At the headquarters}

ACP: I hate being your lackey

MBD: At least I helped you install it

ACP: You put the monitor on the desk, left, and then made yourself a pitcher of fizzy lemonade, drank the whole thing and took a nap and then your bladder control problems went into effect and you demanded I changed your sheets!

MBD: See? It takes a lot of work to squeeze lemons, and mixing it with club soda instead of water is thinking outside of the box. Besides, if I didn't act lazy and push you around, this email thread would have no gimmick

ACP: Mumble... Grumble...

{He finishes installing it and MBD opens his email client}

MBD: No new messages. Maybe I should introduce an alternate contact way

{MBD types extremely fast and an email address pops up}

daflashwhizz@yahoo.com

MBD: Sweet

The end
Now you can pm me and email me. I promise I'll be funny if you do

[MBD123]

{Zoom it on MBD123 sitting on his chair working a Rubix Cube}

MBD: *Sigh* I haven't received an email in almost a year. [frustrated] And how do you work these things anyway?

{MBD tosses away the Rubix Cube and his email sound plays}

MBD:[optimistic] Maybe this time I'm not hallucinating!


Dear MBDmails guy or whatev

Please raise funds to donate for zebra cancer.

Shake down all of your friends.

Signed, señor excellent


MBD:[typing] Well your excellency, normally I would put a twist on your name by calling you something like "your excellency," but this time I'l let it slide since: a. I haven't received an email in almost a year, and b. you used the alt-164 key combiñation (com-bin-yay-tion). I bless you for sending me this email. I promise you, your email will be linked to in bold-faced, red letters. Meh, I don't want to get sentimental. I may or may not do that. Back on the subject, I'll do things a little differently with this multiple-topic message. I'll do the last one first!

{Stops typing and walks away}

MBD: I'm not sure what he meant by shakedown, but hey, it's worth a try!

{MBD tries to pick up Depressio}

Later...

MBD: Ow! I pulled a muscle! I won't be picking anybody else up today! But I must do it so, although it will hurt me, I will let ACPiegeon and Bonkava! out of their cages.

{They run away}

MBD: Now to raise funds for zebra cancer...

Scientist: So you made a lemonade stand and we will now get a fair share of the profits?

MBD: You get 100%

Scientist: All of it? Thanks!

MBD: No, I said 1.00

Scientist: Then what's with the...

MBD: So what are you doing to cure zebra cancer?

Scientist: Well, we are thinking about using zebra plasma

MBD: There's such thing as that?

Scientist: Yep

MBD: It sounds like it's worth a shot

{Later when MBD is selling Lemonade}

MBD: What did you do with all the lemonade?

TTS: I drank it and I used my 100% employee discount. By the way, you need to add sugar to your lemonade

MBD: Sugar! Of course! I was using salt!

{TTS pulls out a pitcher}

{He takes a sip and spits it out}

TTS: Hey! Acey! Bonkava!! Want some lemonade?

Meanwhile...

Scientist: Woah!

Intern: What?

Scientist: This mixture produces a harmful radiation! Go dispose of it properly

Intern: Right!

{He pours it down a drain}

{The drain turns shiny and green and there is a huge explosion}

Tune in tomorrow to see what happens next

[MBD123]

{The lab explosion from MBD's window looks like fireworks}

{MBD is filling up a pitcher of lemonade}

MBD: Ooh! Fireworks!

{MBD realizes he hasn't sold any lemonade}

MBD: Maybe I should make cookies instead. But I'm not the real MBD123! I'm in some kind of email thread that uses dry humor! Meh, why not?

Meanwhile...

{The scientist and intern are flying through the air}

Scientist and Intern: WAAAAAAH!

{The scientist lands on some grass, the intern lands on a road}

Intern: We're the only ones that didn't d-

{A car runs over him}

Back at MBD123's house

MBD: Maybe I should call these emails something that has to do with my new name... nah!

ACP: There's an emergency evacuation!

MBD: But if I leave now I won't have any money to donate to zebra cancer!

Entire MBD-Mails cast except MBD: COME ON!

{They run}

DB: We'll never make it to another city before this radiation hits us!

MBD: Yes we will! I'll turn into...

JIMBERSNICKLE!

MBD:...and fly us away

Bonkava: But my power is flying. Yours is...

MBD: Yeah I haven't found out yet

{Bonkava turns into Jibbersmickle and everybody gets on his back}

Jibbersmickle: You kno-- ow! You know? I'm beginning to not like being a superhero anymore

MBD: Hey! I deal with it!

J: You don't get treated as an airplane!

Potthole: Didn't you get an SUV for company transportation?

MBD: Yes, but this is more fun

{They finally reach a safe city and Jibbersmickle lets them down and turns back into his normal Bonkava-ish self}

Bonkava: Aaaahh...

P: Great News! I got us a new building to do the emails in, but the owner of it will only do it if he can join the cast

MBD: Well, who is it?

Stinkoman K: Hi guys!

...

MBD: Uh uh! No way!

Stinkoman K! I'll be your best friend!

MBD: REALLY NO WAY!

SK: Come oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!

MBD: Okay! Fine! But you have to be my dilligant lackey

ACP: What does that make me?

MBD: You get a promotion

ACP: YES!

MBD: In the meantime I will go set up

Infested Jake: What do you mean?

MBD: What? You though I'd leave an evacuation witout my computer! [maniacal laughter]

{Everyone stares at him}

MBD: OH I'm so embarassed

{He turns invisible}

DB: Well I guess everything turned out okay!

The End