TD1mails! Emails are needed!

The Dark One (TD1): Evil dude, commander of the Shadow Army, and email checker.

Chives: Very random, forgets to use doors often.

Raven: The only girl, boring, likes to kick people in the shin.

Old man: REALLY old, forgetful, REALLY forgetful, and probably senile.

Intro thing

*The room is empty, some crappy looking computer is on a desk, it is turned off*

TD1: I just beat Shadow of the Colossous! Woo!! Now there's hard mode... Oh well. Now to turn this 100 year old computer on and check some emails.

*computer slowly turns on, sputters and shakes,"Windows 1906" appears on the screen*

Generic minion #1: Sir, the Pie Armada is approaching.

TD1: Ah, crap. Is the shield up?

GM #1: I think so. Which one would that be?

TD1: I thought we only had one!

GM #1: Well, after budget cuts and the whole chocolate pudding incedent, we now have at least five.

TD1: Turn which ever ones that will stop them!

GM #1: So, all of them?

TD1: Sure.

*GM #1 runs off*

*loud crash is heard*

Chives: Master!! Ze Pie Armada is approachink!

TD1: I know. And what's with the french accent?

Chives: ...*looks back and forth* GORF!!!
*jumps out window*

*footsteps are heard in the hall, TD1 runs to see*

TD1: Hey Raven! How's it going?

Raven: *kicks TD1 in the shin and continues walking*

TD1: *holding shin* Yeah, she likes me!

*computer is still turning on*

TD1: Man, this thing sucks!

Old guy: We're under attack! Run for your lives! Run!!!

TD1: I know.

Old guy: ... We're under attack! Run for it!! Ahhh!!!!

TD1: Sir, I think you're lost, please go to the lost and found office down the hall.

Old guy: Who are you? Do you know we're under attack?!?

TD1: Yes. Just walk down that hall and find a door, go through and jump into the water.

Old guy: ...

TD1: Here they come! Run through that door!

Old guy: Ahhhh!!!!!

*old guy runs down the hall and into a wall, he falls over, out cold*

TD1: This computer is probably gonna take a week to turn on all the way. Now to beat hard mode on Shadow of the Colossous!

END

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