-E-Mail #1 Face-DB: EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeemails!
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Dear DB,
Do you wanna go skateplanking down the side of Gir's face? It'll be fun!
Keep out of my closet,
PT2FM
---DB: Uh… what’s skate planking? I’ve never been in your closet… Who’s Gir?
Oh well…looks like I have my first crap-tastic spam-mail
-DELETENAT’D!-
DB: Let’s try this next one…
Hey Da_Burningman!
I was wondering were you got you're awsome drawing powers from? Were you bitten by a "Radioactive Low-Paid Korean Animator?"
You're pal,
Gir
---DB: Hey…it’s Gir! Do you know that Faded wants to skateplank on your head?
I would watch out for him if I were you…
To answer your question:
No…a Radioactive Low-Paid Korean Animator did not bite me…
I’ve never even been to Koreania.
I dunno when or where I got my “Drawing powers” from…I just can draw stuff…I guess…
-long awkward pause-
DB: NEXT EMAIL!
Da_Burninator,
Does Stickly Man really have no face? Or is it like, in shadow? And if he does have a face, what's he look like?
From,
That blue guy with Tape-Tastic powers
---DB: OK, the deal with that guy is like, that’s his most-prized secrety secret. I aksed him once before and he just ran away. But I think I got a plan…
DB: Tape Leg! PomPom!
-TL and PP come into the room-
DB: Go get me Stickly!
-TL and PP run off and come back with stickly man a few minutes later-
DB: Now hold him down!
-PomPom sits on SticklyMan-
DB picks up a flashlight and shines it into Stckly’s face.
SM: MY EYYYES!! MY EYEEES!!!! IT BURNNNNSSSS!
DB: Well, I guess he has eyes…I still can’t see them, though. So I guess his face is just all black.
SM: Duh! Of course my face is black! Don’t you remember that spraypaint incident? You spraypainted my face!
DB: Oh yeah…that was funny. I remember now…we were trying to come up with a name for our little group. I was gonna paint it on our house in really big letters…
~flashback’d~
DB: This is taking forever…we can’t decide on a name…
SM: How about the Pirate Monkeys! …seriously, it’s an awesome name.
-everyone stares at sticklyman-
-DB
points the spray paint at SticklyMan’s face and sprays it.
~end flashback~
DB: And we are still nameless…all because we ended up having to rush you to the hospital, instead of deciding on a name…You always mess everything up, Stickly, every time, it’s your fault.
-Rage builds up in Stickly and he
throws PomPom off him similar to the Matrix Reloaded Scene with all the Smiths and Neo-
DB: CRAP! Uh… gotta go, but keep sending me those emails! -jumps off screen just as Stickly Man’s shovel comes down and sticks into the floor-
SM: I’ll get you D-B! If it’s the last thing I doooooooooooo…
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Just so everyone isn't wondering about the lack of secrets, I'll tell you now, there is secrets, you just gotta find em
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