Potthole gave me permission to start an email thread so... send me PM's if you will.
Starting characters: PPPSSC: An obsessive, large emotional ranged girl with a thing for softies. Rob: A fictionalization of an actor that PPPSSC is obsessed with Bonkava: PPPSSC's annoying brother 4th Wall Dude: He comes to notify fourth wall breakage.
Fakemail
(PPPSSC is sitting by her computer.)
PPPSSC: Oh emo email, emo email, say it ten times fast!
Dear Mrs. C, Is you smart? Sincerely, Shely
PPPSSC: I've told Sheelee to work on her subject-verb agreement for five months now... maybe if she would only listen to me...
(Rob comes in)
Rob: PPPSSC, we have trouble...
PPPSSC: What is it Rob? Jim?
Rob: No, worse! An army of Izhu Smaarts have come to take over all the boxxxxx....
PPPSSC: This is no time to be getting into character!
Rob: Forgive me for saying so, but I really believe that the boxes I'm concerned about now are very valuable.
PPPSSC: My PC!
Izhu Smaart: I want to have this computer.
PPPSSC: No way!
Izhu Smaart: Well we wouldn't want to have to destroy your boyfriend.
PPPSSC: Rob? He's not my boyfriend. He's just an actor.
Izhu Smaart: Oh smoof. I hate it when they turn out to be not in love. I thought we were in a romance movie.
PPPSSC: Did he just say "Movie"?
4th Wall Dude: Down with the fourth wall! Hooha!
PPPSSC: Well that was awkward of Strong Madly proportions. Anyway, please send me your emails and I will mildly critique even your tiniest mistakes, then get completely sidetracked.
(A piece of paper comes down)
There are references in here to Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, and A Goofy Movie (subtle).