Homeschool Winner E-mails

Introducing Homeschool Winner E-mails! This piece of crap is the remnants of what didn't happen to make it to H*R.com. We've got all these old characters, scantly clad references to old old old Homestar cartoons, geek humor, and... Seinfeld. This was based on a reccomendation made by HSRT a few months ago

Introduction Cartoon

{we open to a rather neat room, with a computer, television, and telephone on a desk. Homeschool Winner is sitting in a chair, looking towards the viewer.

HW- Right, apart from knocking over my garden gnome this morning, potthole wandered into my house and kindly brought me notification today that I have permission to write my own e-mail thread, hooray! Ech... anyway, this being my first time as doing this, I'm a little short on e-mails. Please send all postage by way of Agent Brown/Gafaddict on this thing BHZ dealy. Anyway, I'm tired, and I need to finish my evil plans for dominating the homestarrunner.com domain, so... just send me messages. I'll respond to them in due time. kthxbye. {Homeschool Walks Off}

Character List
Homeschool Winner- Protagonist of all e-mails appearing here, Homeschool is a sarcastic, cynical man. With an obession of computers, Homeschool owns three of them in his house: a desktop to edit video and animate cartoons, a laptop to check e-mail, and a third one that hasn't been unpacked yet (ITS A MYSTERY). He probably hates you.
The Announcer- Homeschool's friend from Highschool. They still hang out quite a bit.
MedalGirl- The equivilant of Marzipan, Homeschool's girlfriend. Won a medal for athletics or something.
The Unguraits- Group of bandage-enclosed Nintendo bandits, that somehow found their way into the world with the help of Agent Brown. They are some of Homeschool's closest friends, and help him with his plot to dominate H*R. Have a close relation with Blue Laser.
Agent Brown- Minor character. Former CIA Agent gone mad, he keeps on talking about this thing called "The Matrix" and how it's "inevitable." Crazy little boy.

Feel free to ask to be in this thing. I need characters, so just ask. Also, send me a PM. Because I need them. Like bad.