HomestaRPG Part II Let's get this party started er formed.

[neowhyachi]

HomestaRPG a neowhyachi fanfic type thingee.

Pan over free country USA everything is peaceful at first but a dark cloud is approaching. Strong Bad is in his basement answering an email.

Strong Bad: And so John or should i say Joan that is why fried chicken would win in a fight against pandas.

A sudden explosion rocks the house. Strong Bad runs upstairs to find Homestar there.

Strong Bad: Homestar!! Did you eat Coach Z's chili again.

Homestar: No I was just coming over to borrow your fondu pot again.

Two Ungraits suddenly bust through the window.

Homestar: Oh cwap Ungwaits.

Strong Bad: Where the crap is that music coming from?

The Ungraits pull out schmitars.

Homestar: Uh oh it looks like they're ready to attack.

Homestar: Hp: 200/200  MP 10/10  Strong Bad: Hp 170/170 MP 5/5
Weapon: Lucky Bat                          Weapon: Kitchen Knife

Homestar attacks Ungrait B and deals 30 damage
Ungrait A attacks homestar 10 damage
Strong Bad attacks ungrait B and deals 29 damage
Ungrait B and Ungrait A do Di-Attack to Strong Bad 35 damage
Homestar Casts: Hit single on Ungrait A 70 damage dealt
Ungrait A defeated
Strong Bad Attacks Ungrait B 28 damage dealt
Ungrait B defeated
20 exp and 5 bucks award
Homestar level up to level 2

Homestar: 190/225 8/11  Strong bad: 135/170 mp 5/5

Strong Bad: What the crap is going on?
Homestar and Strong Bad rush outside to see free country ablaze with Ungraits and weird machines everwhere.

Homestar: Oh cwap it's an invasion.

A Marzipan's house she is fending off Ungraits with Carol

Marzipan: Go away you.
The front of her house soon blows away and Homeschool Winner is piolting a weird Wiley Saucer type thing with four arms.
Homeschool: Come with me my dear.
one of the arms grabs Marzipan
Marzipan: Hey put me down this instant.  A woman should not be treated like this.
Homeschool: Uhhhg. can't just yell out to be rescued like everyone else?

Strong Bad and Homestar meanwhile are running out to help out the others

Coming next: Let's get this party started er formed.

[Depressio]

An awesome start. Very reminiscent of that scene with Sinspawn in that game with the turn-based battles.

A great start to something that will probably be pretty great.

[neowhyachi]

Homestar and Strong Bad get outside and see the whole of FCUSA a blaze with small fires, Ungraits and weird machines are running everwhere.  They see Strong Mad fighting against 3 very large Ungraits with hammers.

Strong Bad: For the record I blame this on your homestar.

Homestar: Geee I'm sowwy Stwong Bad.

Strong Bad: You can stuff your sorries in a sack. Strong Mad may be tuff but he can't handle those guys

Homestar and Strong Bad run up to fight the 3 large Ungraits with Strong Mad.

Strong Mad joined your party!!
Homestar: 190/225 8/11  Strong bad: 135/170 mp 5/5  Strong Mad: lvl 5: Hp: 500/500 MP 0/0 Weapon: Fist

Homestar attacks Ungrait Enforcer A 10 damage
Strong Bad attacks Ungrait enforcer A 9 damage
Homestar attacks Ungrait Enforcer A 11 damage
Strong Bad attacks Ungrait Enforcer A 10 damage
Strong Mad attacks Ungrait Enforcer A 100 damage Ungrait enforcer is defeated
Ungrait Enforcer B attacks Strong Bad 50 damage
Ungrait Enforcer C attacks Homestar 45 damage
Strong Bad: Man these guys are slow but strong.
Homestar casts Single hit on Ungrait Enforcer B 400 damage. B defeated
Homestar: Ya and their Magic defense sucks.
Strong Bad attacks Ungrait enforcer C 9 damage
Homestar attacks Ungraite Enforcer C 12 damage
Strong Mad attacks Ungrait Enforcer C 110 damage C defeated

50 exp and 15 bucks
Strong bad level 2 Homestar level 3 Homestar learned haste! Strong mad level 6
Strong Bad: 85/185 10/10 Homestar: 145/250 6/12 Strong Mad 500/550 0/0

Strong Mad: VICTORY!!
Strong Bad: I wouldn't be too hasty big guy there's a lot of cleaning up to do.

They see some Ungraits attacking the KoT's Grill arrows are flying out of the venilation holes but missing
Strong Mad: The Cheat!!
They rush over and make short work of the Ungraits no levels gained.
The Cheat Joined the party

The Cheat: lvl 3 Hp: 175/175  20/20  Weapon: Bow
You have more then 4 party members choose 3 to be main party. You can change while in battle
Party: Homestar, The Cheat, Strong Mad

The rush over to the locker rooms to see Coach Z outside it threatening 3 Ungraits in wizard hats with a lead pipe.

Coach Z: Back Orf!! You lousy ungraits. I know how to yours this!!
One of the Ungraits cast a lighting spell on the pipe and the conunduction of electricity frys Coach Z
The party rushes into battle.
The Cheat Attacks Wizardgrait A 14 damage
Wizardgrait B casts bolt on the cheat 15 damage
Strong Bad attacks wizardgrait A 11 damage Wizardgrait A defeated
Wizardgrait B casts Bolt on Strong Mad 300 damage
Strong Bad: Man your Magic defence is worse then those Ungrait things Strong Mad.  Get out of the battle.
Strong Mad swapped with Homestar
Homestar attacks Wizardgrait B 17 damage
Wizardgrait B defeated.
20 exp points 40 bucks The Cheat level up the cheat learned Thunder. Strong Mad learned blind rage (only accessible if cheat is in battle with Strong Mad)

Strong Bad: 85/185 10/10 Homestar: 145/250 6/12 Strong Mad 300/550 0/0 The Cheat 160/180 20/30

The Cheat: Meh
Strong Bad: You said it The Cheat we're all pretty banged up. We need like some elixors or potions or pheonix downs.
Strong Mad: COACH Z!!
Strong Bad: Forget him he's creepy and can't fight.
Homestar: Where are we gonna get some healing type stuffs?
Strong Bad: I bet Bubs has some.
Strong Mad: PROBLEM!!

The look over and see the concession stand in lock down with 2 ungraits and an Ungrait enforcer beating on it.
Strong Bad: Well let's go

Coming soon Part III: Welcome to Ye Olde Concessione Stande

[Valiant]

This is pretty good neowhyachi  I hope you continue it.  And sorry for reviving an old thread.