Way Mails: The begining, of the begining.

[1 Way]

*Scene cuts to 1 Way looking in the BHZ times*

1 Way: Hmm... let me see. We got new members bla bla bla, glitch fix'd bla bla bla, E-Mail thread still open. Hmmmm.... I sent potthole a letter for one, I wonder if he'll accept it?

*Door bell rings*

1 Way: Must be the mail. *Opens door*

BHZ: Hi 1 Way. *Hands 1 way a pile of mail* Here ya go.

1 Way: Thanks. *Closes door* Hmmm... lets see. Bill, bill, bill, Nintendo power, letter. Hmmm.... *Opens letter*

Letter: Dear Mr. Way,
                We have accepted your submission for an E-Mail thread. Go tot the depot to pick out your staff and computer.
                                                       Sinserialy, potthole

1 Way: Yeeeehawww!!!!!!!!! I got accepted! Better get there quick! *Gets in car and drives to deopt* I'm here! *Stops car and gets out of car and runs in*

Counter Guy: Welcome th E-Mail depot! Please show me your letter of ok submission.

1 Way: Sure *Gets out letter* Sorry if there is taco sauce on there. I kinda had to stop at taco bell for a burrito.

Counter Guy: Ok. Now choose your staff! We have a wide selection of people!

1 Way: Scince I'm in a hurry, I'll take you *points to Goombazoid*, you *Points to Faced*, and you *Points to Darth Homestar*

Counter Guy: Come here to get your computer! W have the brand new Zampo 173! *oooo-ing and ahhh-ing is herd in the backround*

1 Way: Ok I'll take it! *Takes Zampo 173 and leaves with crew*


*Several minutes later after Taco Bell*

1 Way: We're home! And in buissness!

Goombazoid: Sweet digs.

Darth: Yea!

Faded: Where do we sleep?

1 Way: I got that aranged already with your own rooms! *Shows each person their rooms*

Faded: That answers my question.

1 Way: Help me install the Zampo 173 guys!

*They are installing the Zampo*

1 Way: We should get this up by our first E-Mail so send 1 Way a PM and yours could be accepted!

[Valiant]

I thought this was pretty good.  But just one question... Did you ask those three people to be your crew?

[1 Way]

<_<

>_>

*runs*

[1 Way]

 * You see 1 Way at his computer playing Final Fantasy XI*

1 Way: Die you stupid monster! *uses holy on dark monster but says it has no effect* WTF! *Takes out disk and throws it away* I'm gonna check a mya E-Mail!

Computer: *In Mr. T voice* I Pity the foo who has 1 message!

1 Way: Kewl! Lets see. *opens E-Mail*

E-Mail: Dear 1 Way,
               
              Um...What is under your hat?

                                              From, Skiy321

1 Way: Hmmm.... I have been hiding this for a while sooo... *Yells* ROOM MEETING!!!!!!!!!!! *Everyone is in the livin' room*

Goombazoid: What do you want in 11:00 PM?

Faded: I need my beauty sleep!

*Everyone looks at Faded strangly*

Darth: What ever, Just tell us!

1 Way: I have a confession to make I-

Goombazoid: I knew it! You are a murder aren't you!

1 Way: No! I never told you-

Faded: You're an alcholoic!

1 Way: No! I will show you-

Darth: M-

1 Way: NOOO!!!!! Whats under my hat!!!!

Everyone else: Ohhhh!

1 Way: Here we go. *Takes off hat and you see antennas* Yes, I'm a freak.

Faded: It's ok. We all like everyone the way we are.

1 Way: Really?

Darth: No. Not really.

Goombazoid: Well, that killed 5 minutes of our time. I'm going to bed.

Darth and Faded: Yea. 'Cya 1 Way.

1 Way: I'll go play World of Warcraft.

Comouter: Loadin' World of Warcraft foo!

IM me at Tutankoopa551 or PM me!

[1 Way]

*You see 1 Way and Goombazoid watching their fav. spanish soap opra with sub titles, El Magnific El Zoro*

Man on tv: ( Susan, will you marry me?)

1 Way: Don't do it Susan! He's your brothers, aunts, cousins evil roommate plotting to take over the world!

Goombazoid: Yea! What he said!

TV: Will Susan say, "I do."? What has become of Doctor Friztle? Tune in tomorrowfor antoher El Magnific El Zoro!

1 Way: I'll check my E-Mails today. *He walks up to the Zampo and turns it on*

Computer: I need my beauty sleep foo'! You have one message!

1 Way: Oooo. *opens E-Mail*

E-Mail:

Dear 1 way,

How can you type with 1 big hand and only 1 thumb?

From, Valiant

1 Way: What would Strong Bad do? *random sceens of strong bad deleating e-mails* I'm thirsty. * Walks into the kitchen*

Faded: Oooo one of his E-Mails. *Reads E-Mail Thats simple, *does some really big formula on a chalk board* and thats how he types! *Walks outside*

Goombazoid: Hmmm.... an E-Mail! *reads* Ok. That's simple, uhhhh... actually, I don't know. *Walk away and Darth comes in*

Darth: *Reads E-Mail* Well there is only one thing to do. *Deleats E-Mail*

Zampo: Deleated foo'!

1 Way: i'm back! *looks that Darth Homestar deleated the E-Mail* What did you do?!?!!?!?

Darth Homestar: I deleated the E-Mail.

1 Way: *sighs* Oh well.


Don't foget to PM me, IM me at Tutankoopa551.  (Don't forget compliments atleast)

[Valiant]

That was pretty good.  You might want to make it longer.

[1 Way]

1 Way: Lord I'm bored, I watched this DVD box set 5 times in a row. Man I'm going to chaeck my E-Mails.

Zappy: I pity da foo' that has 1 message!.....FOO'!

1 Way: Suh-weet! *opens E-Mail*

E-Mail:

Dear 1 way,

I need to rekindle my love of fatty junk foods.
Where can I start?

Bored Into Boredom,
-Patris

1 Way: Well, ummm.....what does rekindle mean? Hey Faded, what does rekindle mean?

Faded: How the heck should I know? Do you know anything Goombazoid?

Goombazoid: Nope, I play to much video games! Any words Darth Homestar?

Darth Homestar: Check the dictionary you lazy bumbs!

Faded: We don't have one!

1 Way: Geeze, what happened to our old one?

Goombazoid: Remember we went to the zoo and hit a bear with it and we got kicked out at the zoo?

1 Way: Ohhhh yeaaa.....

*flash back*

Faded: .... This thing has been asleep all day!

Goombazoid and Darht Homestar: Yea!

1 Way: WAKE UP! *Throws dictionary at bear and bear wakes up*

Bear: Grrrr.........

Zoo Keeper: Hey! No throwing stuff at the animals! Get out and I don't wanna see you again! *kicks them out*

*Ends Flashback*

1 Way: I'll go to the book store. You guys do somehting while I'm at the store. *leaves*

Darth H: Sooo..... SSBM?

Faded: Sure!

Goombazoid: Heck yea!

*later*

Announcer: And the winner is, Mewtwo!

Faded: Yea! In your faces!

Goombazoid: CURSE YOU LUIGI! YOU HAVE FAILED ME!!!!

1 Way: Yo!

Darth H: You get the dictionery?

1 Way: No, I'm to lazy.

Faded: Then what were you doing while we were gone?

1 Way: Getting McDonalds. Want some

Darth H: Sure!

Faded: BONZAI!!!!

Goombazoid: COWABONGA!!!!!!

*Everyone starts eating*

Mr. T: THE END FOO'!!!

[Goombazoid]

Faded:Do you know anything Goombazoid?

Goombazoid: Nope, I play to much video games!

Hahahaha, that is so true...Keep up the good work man! Also I would never use Luigi pshhhh I'm a Young Link man personally.

[1 Way]

Ok. *gets out note pad* Note to self: Goombazoid uses Young Link.