Homestar Runner: Short Stories! #2: Photo Album

[New-Age Privileges]

I realize this may copy the email idea to borderline unoriginality, but I didn't think about that until just now. I wanted to a few short stories without starting a new thread for each one, so...here's my story!

DVDs

"HEY STWONG BAD!"

"What, what, I'm busy...err...doing....something. Whattya want?"

"I was just surfin' the web, and I googled my name, and -"

"What!? You googled your name? What are you, Strong Sad?"

"HEY! That was because I was looking for my stuff that you sold in ebay!" Strong Sad shouted from his room.

"Anyway" Homestar continued, "I found this website that had a bunch a stuff, like hoodies and DVDs and stuff...it had my name on them!"

"What!!!?" Strong Bad was flabbergasted. "How did you get your own DVD, when I haven't got MY own DVD!!"

"Hey!" Homestar continued (who had magically pulled up the website on strong bad's computer), "Looke herew! It says, 'made by the browtherws chaps'!".

"The Brothers Chaps? What are they, like, a billboard for Blistex or something??"

"Huh?"

"Well, whatever. I'ma go finda da cheat and make my own DVD. It'll be better than yours! yeah, I'll put all my emails on it. Maybe I'll even make a CD! Yeah, that would rock!" Strong Bad left the room.

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"Oh, I get it! Browthers CHAPS...chapped lips! Blistex is a lip bawlm!! Great joke stwong bad!"

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"Stwong Bad?"

THE END

[New-Age Privileges]

Photo Album

One day, Strong Bad and The Cheat were rummaging through Strong Mad's closet, looking for his creepy painting so they could destroy it. While looking, they came across a large, dusty, tomb. After blowing the dust off, they opened it. It was an old photo album.

"Way cool!" exclaimed Strong Bad, "Photos!". The first picture was of Strong Bad in the hospital, just born.

"Aww. How cute." he said. "But I don't want to relive my early childhood." He flipped ahead several pages.

"Meh!" exclaimed The Cheat. The picture showed Strong Bad and The Cheat next to an egg full of fish sticks. They had just met. Strong Bad flipped a few more pages.

"Cool!" he said, "I remember that. Sorry I kicked you, man. Won't happen again." More pages were then flipped.

"Oh yeah! I remember this. I was trying to get you to say Douglas. It never worked. It didn't on Strong Mad either."

"There I am going mad because of that Sibbie song. Ugh. I REALLY don't want to re-live that."

A few more hours passed, and when they had finished with the album, they exited the closet. "I believe we learnt a very important lesson today, Da Cheat: never look at old photo albums. You don't need to remember stuff like that. We have Video Cameras now, for heaven's sake!" They left the room.

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"Hey, wait a minute! We forget to destroy that painting!!!!"