chatlog

[that_lufis]

[20:01] sotfenix: I think Giuliani is dropping out of the race
[20:01] LirrianDralas: I heard
[20:01] sotfenix: Did he drop out?
[20:01] LirrianDralas: To back McCain
[20:01] LirrianDralas: I don't think officially yet, he's just expected to
[20:01] sotfenix: Excellent, 9/11
[20:02] sotfenix: It's very fortuitous for the 9/11 populace of the 9/11 States of 9/11 that 9/11 Giuliani is 9/11ing out of the 9/11
[20:02] sotfenix: Wouldn't you 9/11?
[20:02] LirrianDralas: Yes
[20:02] sotfenix: Yeah, I 9/11 9/11, 9/11

[The Dark One™]

[Ologhai] says: Earth!
[Ologhai] says: Fire!
[Ologhai] says: Wind!
[Ologhai] says: Water!
[Ologhai] says: Wilds!
[Ologhai] says: GO SHAMAN
[Ologhai] yells: BY MY TOTEMS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN SHAMAN!

[that_lufis]

[01:44] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: well, so long as you had your guilani filter off
[01:44] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: that one just confuses me
[01:44] sotfenix: What? You don't understand the Giuliani Filter?
[01:45] sotfenix: What's to 9/11, Virginia?
[01:45] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: oh god

[13:21] DragonWR12LB: *sthu* rtm
[13:21] sotfenix: No
[13:21] sotfenix: No, I won't
[13:21] DragonWR12LB: I knew it was you all along
[13:21] sotfenix: I will not shut the *heck* up -or- read the manual
[13:21] DragonWR12LB: Wow...typical woman

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[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

Lobster Dude20: i cough up mucus all day long

Mr Roboto113: way to go

[that_lufis]

[17:53] sotfenix: I just had the greatest idea trudging home from the bus stop
[17:53] sotfenix: It was really, really icy
[17:53] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: what was your idea?
[17:53] sotfenix: Alright, here goes
[17:54] sotfenix: walking through ice is easier than driving on it, right?
[17:54] sotfenix: But it's still kinda hard
[17:54] sotfenix: so here's my idea
[17:54] sotfenix: Mecha
[17:54] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: omg
[17:54] sotfenix: They would be about ten feet tall, made of steel
[17:55] sotfenix: and since I'm environmentally aware
[17:55] sotfenix: they would run on liberal hopes and dreams
[17:55] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: :3
[17:55] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: there's a lot of them
[17:55] sotfenix: Exactly
[17:55] sotfenix: and they'll never run out of them
[17:55] sotfenix: Prtty clever, eh?
[17:56] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: yes yes
[17:56] sotfenix: I bet Barack Obama alone could power fifty of them
[17:56] xxM4D H4TT3Rxx: haha

[The Dark One™]

[Spankingbull]: Not Iron...
Ironlung joins the party
[Spankingbull]: Iron is so arrogant
[Spankingbull]: wait... I mean... he's awesome

[Bonkava!]

Mr Roboto113 (3:41:22 PM): it was embarassing, i did 100 man brawl, fought falco, and died...
bonkavainthezone (3:41:30 PM): 
Mr Roboto113 (3:41:41 PM): but falco sucks, so...
bonkavainthezone (3:41:43 PM): My sister lost to Luigi after beating Classic
bonkavainthezone (3:41:48 PM): so I'm like, let me try.
Mr Roboto113 (3:41:52 PM): ok, now that's embarassing
bonkavainthezone (3:41:55 PM): So I do classic but at the end...
bonkavainthezone (3:42:03 PM): FALCON... PAWNCH!
bonkavainthezone (3:42:08 PM): And we had to do it again.
bonkavainthezone (3:42:17 PM): Because Captain Falcon is not Luigi
Mr Roboto113 (3:42:22 PM): right
Mr Roboto113 (3:42:26 PM): i've noticed that
bonkavainthezone (3:42:32 PM): Yeah.
Mr Roboto113 (3:42:36 PM): from time to time
Mr Roboto113 (3:42:48 PM): how they are not one in the same
bonkavainthezone (3:42:54 PM): Yeah.

[MBD123]

[5:02:24 PM] Matt D. says: What if we end up making a really high quality web cartoon? One that will blow people away
[5:02:46 PM] Cory says: meh
[5:02:54 PM] Matt D. says: We might get famous and have thousands of hits on our website daily!
[5:12:57 PM] Matt D. says: Then all the lower quality animators will revolt and fly to Europe and force everybody to join forces with them causing Europe, Africa, and Asia to become one group known as the "Eurasian Dynasty." Then we'd realize their plans and get everyone in North and South America to join forces and evacuate anyone in the Arctic, Antarctica, and Australia to our safehouses and spent over 100 years preparing for a war.

Then by 2145 the war will have ended and will have offset the Earth's orbit so much that it will explode by 2150. During the war, however, a group of people from the U.S. group will have flown to the moon and constructed a permanent moon base calling themselves the "Lunar Corporation" and will spend 4 of the remaining 5 years to get the peole from the U.S. side to safety on the moon before it explodes.

However, the Eurasian Dynasty won't want them to do that. The Lunar Corporation will have to go to the Eurasian Dynasty territory to help build the ship and make an orbiting construction center in the sky. The U.S. side will still be under attack.

Finally the ship known as "Jupiter" will have been built. It will fly down to the U.S. side and pick everyone up and spent the next year evacuating everybody. By 2151 Jupiter will have evacuated everyone except the Eurasian Dynasty and the Earth will explode.

Everyone, now part of the Lunar Corporation, will realize within 2 years of the explosion that the moon isn't safe enough anymore. After they find out how to live on Mars safely, they will construct: MISSION MARS.
[5:13:20 PM] Matt D. says: I'm not finished yet
[5:16:15 PM] Matt D. says: Then we will all have to evacuate to Mars but people will revolt because they don't want to go. They will form a group to fight the other people. Once they lose, they will give in.

Without the gravity of Earth the moon will plunge into the sun and the Lunar Corporation will have established a human colony on Mars with futuristic technology.

And everyone except the Eurasian Dynasty will have lived happily ever after
[5:16:23 PM] Matt D. says: ==~THE END~==
[5:16:32 PM] Cory says: TIME 13 minues
[5:16:40 PM] Cory says: Not bad
[5:16:48 PM] Cory says:
[5:16:53 PM] Matt D. says: What if THAT happened?

The whole idea was basically taken from the premise of the games Earth 2150 and Earth 2160. Peace out. Word.

[Alexisonfire]

So this was a phone conversation I just had oohh... about 10 minutes ago.

Me: Hello
Male about the age of 13-15 with an American accent: Hey, what's going on?
Me: Nothing much.
Him: Cool Cool.
Baby in the background: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: I'm sorry, Who is this?
Him: Kyle
Me: Sorry man, but I think you got the wrong num-
Kyle: Hold up, hold up.
Kyle: .....
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Kyle: ....
Kyle: Hello?
Me: Yeah?
Kyle: Do you live in Canada?
Me: Yeah.
Kyle: Maaaaan... that's cool. Is it cold up there?
Me: No.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Kyle: It isn't? (completely surprised, btw)
Me: No.
Kyle: Hey, do you-
Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Me: What?
Kyle: ....
Kyle: ....
Kyle: Hello?
Me: *Click*

[The Red Dragon]

Oh, right. Sorry about that.

[The Dark One™]

[MBD123]

When on a scooter or bike, anything could happen:

[9:09:04 PM] Matt Dietrich says: So anyway, the brakes on the front were stronger than the ones in the back and I braked suddenly and flew over the handlebars.
[9:09:17 PM] Cory says: ouch
[9:09:37 PM] Matt Dietrich says: I scraped my elbows, hurt my leg, and nearly knocked out a tooth. It hurt!
[9:09:46 PM] Cory says: My first crash was when I was peddeling to fast on a scooter
[9:10:12 PM] Cory says: So when my foot touch the ground next the halt in momentum made me go flying forward
[9:10:56 PM] Matt Dietrich says: Ouch!
[9:12:53 PM] Matt Dietrich says: My first huge one was when I was going down a steep hill with loose rocks and I wasn't wearing any helmet or padding. It turned out badly.

I cried first because of the head trauma I had and then I saw my knee that was covered in blood and started crying over that. I felt no pain in my knee during the state of head trauma.

The last thing I remember before getting up was me headed head-first for the rocks. I remember nothing about the impact. Everything went black.
[9:13:25 PM] Cory says: seriously
[9:13:26 PM] Cory says: Ouch
[9:14:07 PM] Matt Dietrich says: At least I don't remember the impact.
[9:14:23 PM] Cory says: That would explain it somtimes the body releases pain killers which is probably what happened with your knees
[9:14:53 PM] Matt Dietrich says: So the pain killer was my extreme state of head trauma?

[that_lufis]

[01:02] SoT Fenix: *Darnit*
[01:03] LirrianDralas: hm?
[01:03] SoT Fenix: frickin Death Note made me lose the Game
[01:03] LirrianDralas: hah
[01:03] LirrianDralas: ...
[01:03] LirrianDralas: *Darnit*
[01:03] LirrianDralas: frickin Lufis made me lose the Game

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[Snakewater]

Him: and I have to brb anyway, so I can do that while I'm afk
Me: suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure
Him: brb
Me: su
Me: re
Me: s
Me: u
Me: r
Me: e
Me: sure
Me: sure
Me: sure sure
Me: sure
Me: sure

[Revan/anakinjmt]

WARNING: IRON MAN SPOILER BELOW, SPECIFICALLY SPOILER ABOUT SCENE AFTER CREDITS!





Me: yeah, i totally loved the movie
Me: especially the scene after the credits
Friend: ...
Friend: there was a scene after the credits?
Me: yeah, you didn't know?
Friend: no
Friend: what was it?
Me: samuel l. jackson appeared!
Friend: NO WAY!
Me: as nick fury!
Friend: NO FREAKIN' WAY!
Friend: you are joshing me
Me: nope, it was him, spitting image of ultimate nick fury
Me: which makes sense, considering ultimate nick fury's appearance is based off of jackson, who approved it
Friend: really? i didn't know that
Friend: DANG IT I'M GOING TO SEE IT AGAIN JUST FOR SAMUEL L. JACKSON AS NICK FURY!
Me: well, hey, gwenyth paltrow is in it too
Me: not only was she great, but she looked totally hot in it
Me: plus, you have freaking iron man himself
Me: iron man, gwenyth paltrow, and samuel l. jackson as nick fury
Me: do you really need more enticement?
Friend: ...
Friend: is it too much to ask for keira knightley?
Me: *groans*