The WEIRDEST Homestar fan "site" in the UNIVERSE

[RClock]

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen! This one has it all!

This site was designed by Homsar and programmed by a drunk Coach Z on the Tandy's smouldering corpse. The coding was done by Strong Mad yelling at a keyboard for an hour. Special thanks to StinkoMan for translating it to English.

Prepare yourself for the AWESOMENESS!

...And for some reason I'm mentioned on that thing for no reason. I should be flattered. Or something. 

[potthole]

What... the... crap. 

I'm literally speechless. 

Where are you mentioned, RClock?  I didn't see anything, but I might have overlooked it while trying to actually comprehend what was written there, if you could call it "written."

[RClock]

Classics awesomestrated by rabid wookiee yankovich

Right there (that's my ff.net penname and a story I wrote eons ago). I'll admit that this thing makes your eyes glaze over in short order.

(My favourite part is that the link to the main H*R site is entitled "House Floor Plans" (?!))