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Mr. Teatime
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Riddles
« on: February 27, 2006, 01:23:22 pm » |
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Hey people. I am looking for riddles. In my gym class, me and some other people were rotating around telling riddles to eachother, and I'm interested in finding some more good ones to tell them. However, most of the ones I find from google are really cheesy, kiddy one-liner puns. Does anyone have any true, difficult riddles? Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son. ^Personally I think that one's pretty easy, but everyone else had a heck of a time with it  |
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 "Remember...it doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it!" ~Julio Scoundrel |
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2006, 02:58:25 pm » |
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Whats red and white and read all over?  |
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Two Time Stu
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2006, 03:36:00 pm » |
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Brothers and sisters have I none,
but that man's father is my father's son.
SPOILER, I'M GUESSING THE RIDDLE: Is it your son? |
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stinkoman k
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2006, 03:50:49 pm » |
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Brothers and sisters have I none,
but that man's father is my father's son.
Y1234o1234u1234r1234s1234e1234l1234f? Hm... riddles... Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not. No, I won't give you the answer. Guess. But, seriously, it's easy enough. I'll come up with more later. |
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I kept the last one too long, but didn't have a good replacement.
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 04:12:51 pm » |
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The more I eat, the bigger I become, but when I get a sip of liquid, I become smaller.
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Mr. Teatime
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 04:16:06 pm » |
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As for my riddle, TTS gets it, Stinko is quite wrong wahahaha.
I'll consider yours later.
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stinkoman k
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2006, 04:20:01 pm » |
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Poop. (I was looking at it a bit... horizontally. I should've gone vertical.
More easy ones (they're really bad, but I didn't make 'em up!):
Hot I'm nothing, Cold and you slip, Middlin' I quench.
The more I dry, the wetter I become.
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2006, 04:30:44 pm » |
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Hot I'm nothing, Cold and you slip, Middlin' I quench.
I wonder...  Another from me: The faster you run, the harder I am to catch. |
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2006, 05:05:52 pm » |
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If I'm here, but not all there, what am I?
This one's prtty easy if you know the old saying.
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2006, 07:14:22 pm » |
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I'm bad at riddles, but i'll give them a shot... If I'm here, but not all there, what am I?
Insane? The faster you run, the harder I am to catch.
Your Breath? Hot I'm nothing, Cold and you slip, Middlin' I quench.
H 2O? Forwards I'm heavy, backwards I'm not.
A spring? (since it takes a lot of force to push a spring forwards, but not back.) Now one for you. Don't worry. It's very simple, and very well known. "This thing all things devours: Birds, beasts, trees, flowers; Gnaws iron, bites steel; Grinds hard stones to meal; Slays king, ruins town, And beats high mountain down." |
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2006, 07:22:55 pm » |
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"This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down."
Spoiler: Time. Yeah, very well known. |
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2006, 07:23:11 pm » |
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Insane?
Now one for you. Don't worry. It's very simple, and very well known.
"This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down."
GAA! You got it! |
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HUGE 2 tha DORK
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2006, 08:29:39 pm » |
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A spring? Actually it's a ton since tons are heavy and not is ton backwards. Riddle me this. It is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of the end, and the end of every space? What is it? |
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Re: Riddles
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2006, 10:35:03 pm » |
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The more I dry, the wetter I become.
A Towel. |
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