WHOA, I made a pretty long story... that's how my things always turn out to be...
HSRT: Okay. Another day. Everything accounted for. Glasses... Intelligence... Computer... yup! All seems to be in order. That is, unless there's a holiday with a purpose no one seems to remember and is now just used for the commercial market gain today!
*a bugle plays a high note, as it zooms in on a calendar saying, "Hey, whaddya know! Today's a holiday with a purpose no one seems to remember and is now just used for the commercial market gain today!"*
HSRT: Oooh- big mistake on my part. Let's see. No snow... can't be Christmas... well, I guess there's no snow in Hawaii. No way to tell if it is or not.
Mr. Teatime: Time's an illusion. Lunchtime- doubly so.
HSRT: Hitchhikers Reference! Nice one! Geek on! 42.
Mr. Teatime: Wee! *runs off*
HSRT: Well, I guess I can turn to TV for the answers. If there's a holiday, the commercial market makes an awesome TV special lineup according to the subject.
*HSRT turns on the TV, and sees the Eskimo Bob Leprechaun dancing on a book, flipping it's pages*
HSRT: GASPIES!
*Quenners comes by and pinches HSRT*
HSRT: YEOW!
Quenners: *in thick Irish accent* You're not wearing a little green, yungin! Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
HSRT: AAAAAAAAAAH!!
-Green-
Characters:
HSRT
Mr. Teatime
The Eskimo Bob Leprechaun
Quenners
Potthole
Bethskye
Neowhyachi
ACPigeon
Homstar
Marshie
*Potthole and Bethskye are sitting at a desk, with a bunch of paperwork. The two are writing down things.*
HSRT: Hey Beth! Hey Santa! How's all the work coming.
Potthole: Good! We've already planned out the Saint Patricks Party Thread, posted it, and we're having Quenners hang up all the festivity thingymabobbers.
*Quenners is running around excitedly hanging lucky three-leaf clovers, lucky rabbits feet, irish hats, and an assortment of other lucky things.*
Beth: Yup! Can't have too many whatchamacallits!
HSRT: Stuffskawawhozitz are just awesome.
Potthole: And since we've finished so fast, we're going ahead of ourselves and planning the April Fools mod prank.
HSRT: Ooh! Can I see?
Potthole: Sure. *holds up a sheet of note paper, and HSRT looks at it, it appears to be a bunch of scribbly childish pictures and messy handwriting not following the lines applied on the note paper*
HSRT: ... you're planning on pretending that you're Osama Binladen, and you're gonna turn this place into a terrorist community?
Potthole: Heh heh,
yeaaaaah...
HSRT: That's... really... REALLY... wrong...
Potthole: Oh, don't worry. You can pretend you're a terrorist, too!
HSRT: Weeee! Thanks, Santa! My Christmas wishes ARE coming true! *prances off*
Potthole: Hey, try lookit what I drew! It's... it's a pony. *smiles childishly*
Bethskye: Nowhere near what
I drew! *holds up a drawing with the subtitles, "mez in my princess dress"*
Potthole: O RLY?!
Bethskye: YA RLY.
Potthole: NO WAI!
*switch to the party*
Neowhyachi: Top of the morning to ya, Quenners!
*Quenners pinches Neo*
Neowhyachi: YEEEOWW!! Hey, what was THAT for?!
Quenners: You're not wearing a little green! Hap-
Neowhyachi: Um, GREEN?! I'm COMPLETELY green!
Quenners: What?! ... OH NO! Forgive me, Patrick! I'm SORRYY!!
Neowhyachi: Whoa, don't need to go THAT far...
Quenners: But you're the ONE!
Neowhyachi: I know that, it's part of my screen-name.
Quenners: NO... I mean the GREEN one! Green to it's fullest extent! You... are a living SYMBOL... of St. Patrick's Day.
Neowhyachi: Ooh!
HSRT: Now what sorta crazy terrorist could I pose as?
Marshie: *pops up infront of HSRT* (enthusiastically, cheesy) HEY! KID! Do I got some news for YOU!
HSRT: You're creepy and you ought not be in the commercial market?
Marshie: *still with same enthusiastic expression* NO! It's better! There's a new Fluffy Puff Marshmallow product on the shelves! Buy one bag! Buy TWO bags! Buy as much as you wanna get! Just make sure to buy!
HSRT: AAGH!
Marshie: Would you want all the luck you can get? Or better, all the luck you can get... coated in SUGAR?! Now in stores, New Fluffy Puff Shamrock Super Sugar MARSHMALLOWS!
HSRT: Get away from meeee!!
*ACPigeon comes by*
Marshie: Hello, *insert name here*! I'm Marshie Maloney the Marshmallow! I'm here to send you subliminal messages!
ACPigeon: Oh NO! FRO SHIELD... ACTIVATED!
Marshie: *disappointed* Aw... SUGAR PACKETS!
*Marshie pops out of view, without a trace*
*switch to Mr. Teatime drinking Gingerale*
Mr. Teatime: Ahhh.. it's fizzy! It should be called Fizzmaster! Not Gingerale.
HSRT: Well, if we named it Fizzmaster, then nearly every soda-type beverage on the market would have a variety of fizz related names! "Fizzing Pwnage"... "Fizzy Wizzy"... "Fizz Kizz"... and, I dare say it, "This Drink Is Fizzy".
*suddenly, Neowhyachi and Quenners come through*
Quenners: Get out of the Green King's way! Bow down to his ever undying green hue!
Neowhyachi: Yeah! That stuff.
HSRT: What's going on, Neo?
Quenners: I'm sorry, but the Green King does not respond to anyone besides his royal advisor. Me. You must bow down to the Green King.
HSRT: WHAT?! I'm a mod.
Quenners: BOW DOWN, OR FACE THE PUNISHMENTS OF DOOM!
HSRT: EEH! *bows down*
*soon, everyone is bowing down*
Quenners: Now, they are to do as you please, my king.
Neo: Uh... err... do... do the... um... hoke... hokey pokey?
*everyone stands up and starting doing the Hokey Pokey*
Neo: Whoa! Sweet moves! Now, the Electric Slide!
*they do as he orders*
Neo: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
*everyone copies Neo*
Neo: Uh- uh- uh! Didn't say Simon Says. Now... give me ALL YOUR KARMA!!
HSRT: NO! Not my karma!
ACPigeon: I can't believe we mods are being reduced to THIS!
Neo: YES! ... YESSS!!! All your karma are belong to ME!
HSRT: Don't worry, the Admins are SURE to save us...
*switch back to Potthole and Bethskye*
Potthole: (angrily, holding up his picture) PONY!
Bethskye:(angrily, holding up her picture) PRINCESS!
Potthole: PONY!
Bethskye: PRINCESS!
*switch back to HSRT and the rest*
Homstar: NO! NOO!! Not my donuts!!
HSRT: This is MADNESS!
ACPigeon: We've gotta rebel! REVOLUTION!
HSRT: ... by The Beatles?
ACPigeon: I'm pretty sure that's the one I'm talking about.
HSRT: First, we'll have to lure Quenners away from his Greeny-ness.
*switch to Quenners, a penny attached to a string is plopped next to him*
Quenners: TEH LUCKYNEZ! *runs off, with the penny being pulled back*
ACPigeon: Well, that was easy enough. Now, we're gonna need some cans of SPRAYPAINT..
HSRT: Ooh! That sure does spell revolution!
ACPigeon: ... S-P-R-A-Y space P-A-I-N-T spells Revolution? -wait, is there a space between the two?
HSRT: No, it's a two word thing.
*switch back to Potthole and Bethskye*
Potthole: PONY!!
Bethskye: PRINCESS!!
Potthole: ARGH! *snatches Bethskye's picture, scribbles on it* HAH! Look at your precious princess now! She's being trampled over by a herd of Ran Cossack RHINOS!
Bethskye: Oh YEAH?! *snatches Potthole's picture, and rubs the eraser harshly against it* Oopsies! Looks like your pony lost it's head!
Potthole: The eraser, huh? Well, in that case- *starts to harshly erase against the paper, and after a few seconds, he makes a rip in the paper* HAHA!
Bethskye: NO! Princess Beth, hang in there!
*switches back to Quenners, who's come back with the penny*
Quenners: Oh, Green One! I've brought back a lucky penny attached to a lucky string attached to a lucky fishing rod attached to a lucky fisherman! It's a lucky gift! *stops in his tracks, and looks up and gasps* GREEN ONE! .. you are no longer... green...
*switch to Neo, which now appears to be completely blue*
Neo: Yes, I'm blue now. Infact, I'm so blue, that all I can see is blue. Infact, I'm so blue, I can taste the blue spraypaint in my MOUTH! GRAAAAH!!!
Quenners: Oh, don't you worry. I guess you'll just need to be known as the Formerly Green King.
*switch to HSRT and ACPigeon*
HSRT: SHEESHCAKES! I thought for sure that would stop Quenners and Neo.
ACPigeon: Hey, it's like they say. You can be spraypainted blue, but nothing can withstand the green goblin you always were.
HSRT: They say that?
ACPigeon: Oh YEAH! They says that all the time.
HSRT: I always thought it was, "Never hang yourself upside down on a clothesline."
ACPigeon: Nopes, it's definetely about green n' blue.
HSRT: Fascinating.
ACPigeon: Next plan?
HSRT: I think it should have something to do with not doing anything and hoping the admins actually do come.
*switch to Potthole and Bethskye*
Potthole: *puts up the picture in a gesture that makes you think he might rip it*
Bethskye: NO! NO!
Potthole: Say goodbye to your precious princess!
Bethskye: Not until you're ready to say goodbye to your stupid horsey!
Potthole: PONY!
Bethskye: Whatever!
*switch back to HSRT and ACPigeon*
ACPigeon: Very good plan!
*switch to Neo and Quenners*
Neo: So, since I'm the Green One, let's see... do you know what ELSE is green?
Quenners: Zombies?
Neo: No...
Quenners: Leprechauns?
Neo: No...
Quenners: Celery-
Neo: MONEYZ, FOO! And since I'm the Green... well, FORMERLY Green One, I deserve to get cashy cash CASHUMS!
Quenners: Sorry, I WOULD give it to you, but I was about to sacrifice you to the Gods of Luck in the firey volcanic doom of the Lucky Lava Pit.
Neo: OH NO!! The cheesy cartoons on the TV are RIGHT! Whenever you become a God and you aren't, you succumb to a sacrificing type of DOOM!
Quenners: Cummon, Neo. Time to make the luckiest trip of your life!
Neo: NO! NO! NEVER!
*Quenners picks Neo up and holds him up high, nearly about to throw Neo into the Lucky Lava Pit*
?: Hold it right THERE.
Quenners: ... um. I'm pretty sure I AM holding it right here.
BHZ: Quenners, Neo. You're under Admin ARREST!
Quenners: ... top of the mornin' to ya all! I must be off! *rushes off into the night, BHZ following*
Neo: THINGS BE PRAISED! I'm ALIVE! Thank you, Admin power...
*switch to HSRT, ACPigeon, and Neo walking off into the BURNING horizon.*
HSRT: Sorry about the whole spraying blue thing.
Neo: Oh, it's okay, Blue. It isn't your fault. Besides, it wasn't easy being green. ... having to spend your days... the... color of the leaves.
ACPigeon: Actually, I think Blue might be your color!
Neo: Hey, you might just have something there, blue. Now, let's get to the BLUE!
HSRT: I'm sorry?
Neo: Blue, you know what I'm talking about! The blue! The Saint Patrick's blue!
*HSRT and ACPigeon stop walking and look at each other*
ACPigeon: Note to self. A new saying should be created saying: "Don't put paint in your goblin's eye."
HSRT: Truest words to ever be spoken.
*Neo bangs into a tree, and Quenners and BHZ quickly run across the screen*
-THE END-
*fades in to Potthole and Bethskye, Beth is crying over her picture*
Potthole: ... I'm... I'm sorry, Beth. I didn't mean to.
Bethskye: *sniff* ... me neither.
Potthole: Friends again?
Bethskye: Friends again.
*Potthole and Bethskye hug.*
*Marshie pops back into existance to the right of Potthole and Bethskye*
Marshie: Aww... that just melts my gooey caramel heart. *joins the hug*
*fade out*
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