The Real Story: Full version

[Timothy]

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     Once there was a land of great prosporarity, yadda yadda yadda, You know. The topic, "The Real Story" should explain everything.

King Homestar: *gets outta bed* Man, do I feel great today! The state of H*R, my land, is as good as my condition.
???: M'lord!
King Homestar: Well, little chef guy! Come on in!
Little chef guy: M'lord! I have news! *shows him a scroll* Read it, m'lord!

     Dear King Homestar,

We have terrilble news. A giant rock has hit Northeastern Free Country USA, and we have NO clue on what to do. We need to link our minds and figure out what we should do!

     ~The royals of Free Country USA

King Homestar: Why, this is an outrage!
Little chef guy: I knw! They--
King Homestar: This is the fourth tim this year they asked my for crap like that!
Little chef guy: But what shall you do?
King Homestar: I'll tell you what! I shall scout the land for a hero to do the deed for me! That always works for the other kings.
Little chef guy: ...I'll make a scouting trip. *walks away*
*Meanwhile in the present, we close in at the tropical island, Chibwaii*
Chibi: *walks out of his hut* Man, it sure is a good day!
???: &%&^*$!!
Chibi: What the...
*an alien saucer flys out of the sky and shoots a lazer in a volcano*
Chibi: Oh my god! The volcano! It'll erupt!!
*lava bursts out of the volcano rapidly and hits the huts*
Chibi: We're doomed! DOOMED!!
*suddenly, a wormhole shows up and sucks up Chibi*
Chibi: AHHH!! *gets sucked in*
*Meanwhile, also in the present, we close in on the sub-zero terain of Jewelarctica*
Jewelia: *Walking* I love the cold. It's not hot.
*suddenly, a swarm of saucers whip out flamethrowers and burn Jewelarctica and all of it's ice mountains*
Jewelia: Oh my word! This can't be! It'll be too hot for all the icetars!
*a wormhole appears*
Jewelia: I don't get it. What is this? *gets sucked in*
*cut to H*R castle gardens where they both fall on the ground*
Chibi: Ugh...My head... *sees Jewelia* Oh, hi! Who are you?
Jewelia: I'm Jewelia. And you are?
Chibi: Chibi. I'm not sure how we got here, but I'm sure we're not home.
Jewelia: Really! Look at the structure of everything! It's GOT to be medivil.
Chibi: You mean dungens and dragons?
Jewelia: Not that, The Middle Ages! the time of jousting, jesters, and kings!
Chibi: Oh my.
Little chef guy: Hey, you two!
Both: Huh?
Little chef guy: Yeah, you! C'mere!
Chibi: Who are you?
Little chef guy: Well, a scouter! I shall give you this! *hands them a charter* Now go in the castle to meet the king!
*cut to inside the castle where King Homestar is reading, "Stupid Couincidence Magizene"*
King Homestar: Who goes there?
Jewelia: We have been sent by a little chef guy, sir!
King Homestar: Ooo boy! Is it Danish Cake Day already?
Chibi: Um, no. We are the recruits sent by that guy.
King Homestar: Ah, yes! Come in! I understand that bravrecruits like you--Wait a minute...Why are you kids? I wanted men!
Jewelia: We are as capible as regular men out there, sir!
King Homestar: Well, here's your mission! You must go and figure out what the crap is going on at Northeastern Free Country USA pronto! Here's a map.
Chibi: Alright, sir! And........WE'RE OFF! *runs*

More to come!

[Timothy]

     Our heroes travel to their next stop: Hippissippi; the slim state of plants and, uh....hippies.

Jewelia: Why is it so hot?!
Chibi: It's next to the ocean! AND it's in the southeast!
Jewelia: ...Thanks for telling me.
???: Get offa me!!
???: Shut up and get in the castle jail!
Chibi: Who is that?
*an officer and a squid type thing appear*
Officer: Hold still!
Squidly: No! Get your hippee hands offa me!!
Jewelia: I think we should help...
Chibi: ...Yeah, I think so. Hey, you!
Officer: Who, me?
Chibi: Yeah. *shoots flames at him*
Officer: AHHHH!! IT BURNS!! *runs into the ocean*
Squidly: Whoa...you guys saved me.
Jewelia: I didn't know you could do that!
Chibi: Of course I could.
Squidly: Um, back to me! I am really thankful of what you did, and I shall give you a reward!
*Squidly joined your party!*
Chibi: Um, what party?
Squidly: C'mon, guys! We gotta get to the castle!
???: Not so fast!
Everyone: Huh?
*a weird figure appears*
Masquerel: I am Masquerel! And I am here to dispose of you!
Jewelia: Who are you, again?
Masquerel: I am a general of the Gelolian empire! I am here to destroy all who appose the Gelolian way!
Chibi: Wha....you suck.
Masquerel: I shall rid this land of you!
*after a battle, of which the heroes obviously won, Masquerel was defeated*
Masquerel: YOu may have defeated me, but the Gelolians shall counquer this mud rock!
Chibi: Who the crap are the Gelolians?
Jewelia: He's gone.
Squidly: Hurry up and go to the castle!
*cut to Hippissippi Castle where Queen Marzipan is speaking to the heroes*
Queen Marzipan: I have a mission for you young kids.
Squidly: What is it?
Queen Marzipan: Go walk around the castle 'til I can think of one.
Jewelia: Okay...
*cut to the castle storage*
Chibi: Why are we here?
Squidly: Hoold on....Ah ha! Here it is! *whips out a cool rifle* I found it!
Jewelia: What hippees would keep THAT in there?
Squidly: Some smart ones.
Queen Marzipan: I have a mission for you three!
*cut to the throne room*
Chibi: What?
Queen Marzipan: I need you to go up to Northern Hippissippi to get rid of this Gelolian Herbabore eating all the forest!
Chibi: What's a Gelolian Herbabore? And how do you know?
Queen Marzipan: GO NOW!!
Squidly: Alright, alright.
*cut to Hippissippi forest*
Jewelia: Now, according to to the description the queen gave us, it should look like square shaped, 7 foot, plant eating thing.
Chibi: Could that be it? *points to a thing that looks exactly like in the description*
Jewelia: I believe it is.
Squidly: We shall defeat it! *readys his rifle*
*the Gelolian Herbabore was defeated. Pretty obvious. I'm to lazy to do the battle*
Chibi: Well, we're done! Now, just gotta go north a bit.
*cut to an astroid*
Jewelia: Wow, an astroid!
Squidly: This is it? It takes up a large amount of land, though.
Chibi: Well, nothing going on here. Let's go to H*R castle.

More to come!

[Timothy]

Lawlz. An update.

King Homestar: Nothing? Well, your quest is over--
Little chef guy: M'LORD!! I have news!
King Homestar: Lay some mustard on me, migdetman!
Little chef guy: *shows a scroll* It says here that you need to send the recruits to Cheatasota!
King Homestar: Well, it's settled! Head to Cheatasota, little recruits!
Squidly: Okay. *runs*
Chibi: Sure. *runs
Jewelia: Yes, sir! *runs*
*meanwhile at Strong Manor...*
???: I have sent Shocker to Cheatasota to dispose of those pests.
Sir Strongbad: Well played, King Gel-O.
King Gel-O: I owe it all to you, Strongbad. Soon, the Gelolians will claim this Earth!
*Now, on to Cheatasota!*
Chibi: Well, here we are.
???: HELP!!
Jewelia: Who is that?
Cheat Elder: HELP! OH, THE PAIN! THE PAIN IN MY BRAIN!!
Squidly: WHo the crap is this guy?
???: Master! What are you doing?!
Squidly: More unknown people?
Woodra: *casts a spell on the Cheat Elder* Master, Would you quit drinking that stuff? It gives you brainfreeze.
Cheat Elder: Awww...But it tastes so good!
Woodra: You know better than to use the magical wormhole to get stuff from then.
Jewelia: I'm confused.
Cheat Elder: Why, hello there. I'm the Cheat Elder. I've been expecting your arrival.
Chibi: Oh really?
Elder Cheat: This here is my apprentice, Woodra.
Woodra: How do ya do?
Jewelia: Well, where's the trouble?
Elder Cheat: Um....Well.....Ya see......
Jewelia: ...
Chibi: ...
Squidly: ...
Elder Cheat: ...
Woodra ...OH, COME ON! LOOK AT THE FOREST FOR ROOT'S SAKE!!
*The forest is half burninated*
Everyone: O_o
Woodra: Ya see? It was the Gelolians that did it.
Chibi: Again with the Gelolians...
Woodra: The Gelolians are an alien race that, according to theory, came from the astroid up northeast.
Squidly: So that's the thing with it! *whips out rifle* I gotta kill them. KILL THEM!!
*some moter bike reving is heard from afar*
Jewelia: Who is that?
*a motor bike appears with a gem-like figure riding it. It is approaching the heroes*
Squidly: Alright! More rebels! w00t!
Chibi: I think he's out to destroy us.
*the bike stops*
Shocker: Well, I've got me some kids. Who would've thought that these little twerps beat Masquerel...Oh well. He sucked anyway.
Jewelia: Um, who are you?
Shocker: I'm Shocker. I've been sent to kill you.
Elder Cheat: I don't even get any lines.
Woodra: ...
*after that, the good guys won the battle.*
Shocker: You guys aren't that bad. But you STILL are kids. *gets back on the bike* See ya! *rides off*
Woodra: Amazing battle technique! Outstanding! I must join your quest to thwart this evil!
*Woodra has joined your party!*
Everyone: w00t.
Elder Cheat: Well, young apprentice, you must go.
Woodra: You overuse the wormhole, so I'm leaving.
Chibi: Now we go to the castle!

More to come!

[Timothy]

We now find them at the castle...


King Homestar: So, they have allied with Strongbad...This isn't good.
Woodra: You're telling me!
Jewelia: So, what now?
King Homestar: Since they've allied, they MUST be up to something!
Chibi: Right! So, what could they cook up?
Squidly: I'll have a rifle up their back when I find them!
Little chef guy: I have news! The Gelolians are doing something in Pompa!
King Homestar: Guys! Go to Pompa and stop them! It is north of this place. Now go!
*cut to Pompa*
Chief Pompa Pompa: *bubblenese*
Pomp: *bubblenese*
*the gang walks over*
Chibi: Who are you?
Chief Pompa Pompa: *bubblenese*
???: I'm coming!
*a spidery figure comes into the scene*
Shiskirt: I'm here to translate, chief!
Chief Pompa Pompa: *bubblenese*
Shiskirt: He said, "I am glad you are here. We're having problems with the Gelolians.".
Jewelia: Well, we're here to help, sir!
Shiskirt: *bubblenese*
Chief Pompa Pompa: *bubblenese*
Shiskirt: He says, "I'm happy that you are. We are being invaded shortly. I suggest you prepare.".
Woodra: What's that up there?
*an alien saucer flies in with a Trogdor brand flamethrower*
Shiskirt: *bubblenese to everyone* Translation: Everyone! They're here!! HIDE!!
*everyone hides. a figure comes out of the saucer*
Hot Foot: Well, I found the place. Time to BURN!!!
Chibi: You asking for a fight?!
Hot Foot: Well, a little punk. I'll just leave you to the burninating saucer.
Jewelia: Oh crap.
*they won the fight against the saucer*
Squidly: Where'd that guy go?
Chibi: Dunno.
Shiskirt: WHOAMG!! You guys are awesome! I want to join the group!
*Shiskirt joined your party!*
Chibi: Oy...another one.
Shiskirt: I saw Hot Foot go into that tree. Let's go!
*they go into the giant tree and find Hot Foot*
Hot Foot: Well, I guess I'll have to power up. *puts on a flamethrower/flame jetpack* Get ready to get singed!
*they won. Obviously*
Hot Foot: You may have me...But the Gelolians will burn this world!!
Squidly: Shut up. *shoots his rifle*
Chibi: Nice shootin', tex.
Jewelia: Back to the castle for us!

More soon!

[Timothy]

And, back to the castle for them!

King Homestar: Well, the burninating has seized, thanks to you 4....5....Where the crap do you get these members?
Chibi: From our quest.
Shiskirt: Hello.
King Homestar: I need you to sail to Jewelarctica to retrieve some packaging.
Jewelia: My home in the Middle Ages! It'll be cool!
King Homestar: No one lives in Jewelarctica! It's too cold. People jst research there.
Chibi: Quiet, Jewelia! We're mmessing with the Space Time Continuim!
Jewelia: Oh, sorry.
Squidly: Can we just hurry up? I'm bored.
Woodra: Me too.
Shiskirt: Me three.
King Homestar: Well, I've booked a cruise for you 5 to Jewelarctica. Now go!
*cut to southern FCUSA*
???: psstt...
Shiskirt: Huh?
???: psstt!
Woodra: Who is that?
???: Over here!
Chibi: Who are you?
???: I am Shocker.
Jewelia: You mean the Gelolian Shocker?
Shocker: Yes, I resigned.
Squidly: How can we trost you?
Shocker: Cause. I am now good.
Chibi: Well, we trust you.
*shocker has joined your party!*
Woodra: Now let's get to the ship!
*cut to the USS Free Country*
Chibi: Ah!
Jewelia: What?
Chibi: We're on water! I'm so scared...
Shocker: Well, everything is clear so far.
*cut to Jewelarctica*
Chibi: Its..... too....... cold........
Jewelia: Quit being a baby.
Woodra: What's that up there?
Jewelia: An ice mountain being climbed by a Gelolian.
Everyone: A GELOLIAN?!
Shocker: I should NOT be here...with all this ice...
Shiskirt: C'mon, guys! Let's go!
*cut to the top of the ice mountain*
???: Who's there?
Jewelia: We are here to stop you! But first, name yourself.
???: My name is Krystrala. I am here to melt this ice.
Jewelia: You can't!
Krystrala: I will. Though I will miss this ice, as I am apart of it. Time for you 6 to die--wait, Shocker?!
Shocker: Yeah, it's me. I quit! You guys are idiots.
Krystrala: Oh, NOW I will kill all of you!
*No, you didn't. Ha, I love when the good guys win.*
Chibi: BURN TO HELL!! *burns Krystrala*
Krystala: *Falls down sweating*
*the ice mountain starts to melt as well*
Jewelia: Oh, now THIS is pleasent.
Everyone: *runs*
Shocker: You guys really are awesome.
Chibi: Ya. I know. Let's hurry before I freeze!!
Jewelia: ...that person looked familier.
Shiskert: Let's go. Chibi's getting frostbite.

More to come!

[Timothy]

Hang on there! We're getting close to the ending!

In the castle.....

King Homestar: I have another jorb for you. Fawfulania is been taken over by the Gelolians and they're using it as a research lab! And where's that package?
Shocker:Screw that.  And we need to go there?
King Homestar: AH! What's a Gelolian general doing here?
Chibi: He's good now king. Calm down.
Woodra: We will dispose of those aliens at once!
Squidly: Yeah!
Shiskert: Yeah!
Chibi: Yeah!
Jewelia: Yeah!
King Homestar: Alright. Don't eat the script.
*cut to Fawfulania*
Shocker: This place is messed up.
Jewelia: What is that?
???: There they are! GET EM!!
Chibi: Oh noez.
Shiskirt: RUN!!
*they run and eventually they get away*
Squidly: This is not good.
Woodra: I don't understand. This is Fawfulania. Where is Fawful?
Shocker: The Gelolians obviously gelled him.
Everyone: O_o
Shocker: It's true. It's what they do.
*meanwhile, in the lab*
Gelolian: Spike, are you sure?
Spike: Yeah, Shocker left. Now that he's here, it's time for me to kil him.
Gelolian: Alright, lemme get the suit ready.
*a giant robot suit emerges from the ground*
Spike: Well well well, the ZpikeZX is done. Lemme try it out *gets into the robot suit*
Gelolian: Now go destroy that traitor!
*meanwhile, outside the lab*
Chibi: I'm bored.
*the ZpikeZX busts out the of the wall*
Jewelia: Well, now we're in trouble.
Spike: Shocker! Prepare for defeat!
Shocker: Guys, I'm gonna have to go solo on this one.
ZpikeZX: Less talk, more killing you.
*he won. Shocker won.*
Spike: (as the ZpikeZX explodes) SHOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woodra: Bless this mess.
Shiskert: Now, to the castle!

More to come!