(scene 57. For real.)
(Everyone is wearing tattered clothes, is missing appendages, and is scraping the floor as they crawl.)
HUGE 2 tha DORK: It's been one year, two months, and twenty-three days since we got back to Earth. We're all starving.
Bonkava!: Thanks for stating the obvious...
again.HUGE 2 tha DORK: Now it's been one year, two months, twenty-three days and thirty four seconds since we got back to Earth. We're still starving.
Alexisonfire: Well. We already ate pimpskizzles and MBD123, and there doesn't seem to be anyone else here we'd want to lose. HUGE 2 tha DORK may be annoying but he helps us get our facts straight, that's always a plus. The Sneak seems to be the best at detecting monsters. Without tape-leg and The Chort over there dueling guitars, our only music would be the sound of the wind, and if video games have taught me anything, you can't go fighting monsters without background music. Lufis keeps all our brains in check...
Lufis: I am... NOT... Lufis... CALL ME GROUND MAN!
Alexisonfire: That's the lamest nickname ever. I mean, seriously, who goes so far as to
name themselves after a video game character?
Bonkava!: Alexis...
Alexisonfire: SILENCE! I am only to be referred to as the King of All Cosmos! Anyway, Wrinkledlion X is over there lightening the mood, and without him we'd end up as crazies, just like Lord of the Flies... (keeps talking)
Depressio *whispering to stinkoman k*: We already ate two people, I think HE's the cr-
*Depressio and stinkoman k disintegrate and blow through the wind*
Alexisonfire: And without Bonkava! this story wouldn't even exist. And now we've lost Depressio and stinkoman so...
Bonkava!: I thought I told you
numerous times that we are
not in a story and that you can not
read our dialogue. And what do you mean "lost?" (turns around)
anakinjmt: I'm confused.
Bonkava!: ... I think we should go look for them.
HUGE 2 tha DORK: It'd be futile. On line 17 of scene 57, they turned into clouds of dust and floated away.
Bonkava!: Lines? Scenes? Oh god... not you too! *finds large pillar-shaped rock to bang head on* *Bangs head on rock.*
(A tone chimes. The ground begins to shake. A large cave shaped like Depressio's head rises from the ground.)
Bonkava!: Eh... at least we have shelter!
(Cut to everyone sitting around a fire in the middle of a cave)
anakinjmt: After that fiasco with Depressio and stinkoman, I think it's only right to call roll and make sure everyone else is still here.
Goombazoid: I agree. But I'd wager Depressio and stinkoman were never on the ship to begin with.
anakinjmt: Ah, they've always just been piles of dust. We've just already gone so stir-crazy that we
imagined them as Depressio and stinkoman!
Alexisonfire: But wait, if that's true... then how did we all know what they said?
Bonkava!: Have you ever heard of something called folie a deux?
Alexisonfire: No.
anakinjmt: No.
potthole: No.
SBSonic.: No.
HomeStarRunnerTron: Yes.
Elina: You mean the Fall Out Boy alb- *puff*
Bonkava!: Well, it means "a madness shared by two" and basically it's when - where'd Elina go?
Goombazoid: She- she disintegrated as well. She didn't even get to finish her first line of- *puff*
potthole: Am I the only one noticing a common thread with the people- *puff*
anakinjmt: I think roll call would be the right thing to do, and now.
Bonkava!: Alright. !horeh?
!horeh: Here!
Bonkava!: #1 The Cheat?
#1 The Cheat: Here.
Bonkava!: #Rating Casino Online?
#Rating Casino Online: Here.
Bonkava!: Man, you guys have some
weird names. #Shopperxqbi?
(dissolve to later on the list)
Bonkava!: ACPigeon? ... ACPigeon?
HUGE 2 tha DORK: While you were going through all that, I did a spot check. It seems that other than the people we ate and the people we saw disappear, the people we're missing are Conner and ACPigeon.
Bonkava!: I wonder where they went.
HUGE 2 tha DORK: Like Goombadust said, they probably never got on the ship either. We just didn't miss them and so we didn't hallucinate them.
tape-leg: I'd just like to point out, does anyone remember back when we ate pimpskizzles?
(flashback to scene 23)
(pimpskizzles' hollowed out corpse is on the ground. Everyone else is eating from him.)
tape-leg: I do not like this. It tastes chalky.
Bonkava!: I know, but it's the only food we've got.
homstar: Haha! You have to eat pimpskizzles and I've got donuts.
stinkoman k: I think it tastes pretty good, actually.
Depressio: Yeah, it's one of the most delicious things I've ever tasted.
Goombazoid: PIMPSKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZLES! I'll mourn you forever...
(flashforward to scene 57)
Bonkava!: Are you insinuating that pimpskizzles was also a pile of dust?
tape-leg: All I'm saying is that that's what it tasted like to me.
The Dark One: Hey, guys, sorry to interrupt, but does anyone remember what dusthole said about a common theme?
(Everyone looks up and out of the cave. On the outskirts of Redmond, WA, they see a few people covered in dust and rubble. Standing by them... is a
run-down hot dog stand.)
(>.> to be continued?)
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