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Topic: Taking a Stand: Season 3! For real! (Read 10971 times)
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Elina
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Breathe... Breaths?
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I am so glad I stopped to read this... made me smile.
Can't wait for the next episode!!
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The new director
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Mr. Teatime
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Taking a Stand: The Fanfiction of a Fiction based on Fictional Forum Personas That Themselves Are Sort of Fanfictiony
by Jonathan X. Teathyme
Cut to a totally bland and nondescript background. That one guy approaches that other guy.
Depressio: Dude, where--
Stinkoman K: Your mom.
Depressio: Have you been--
Stinkoman K: That's what she said.
Depressio: For the last ten months?
Stinkoman K: No thanks, I already ate.
Depressio: None of those gags made any sense at all.
Stinkoman K: I've been out exploring the WORLD, D-man. Y'know, trying to live my life OUTSIDE the box.
Depressio is wearing a box instead of pants.
Depressio: Listen, you know about my beef with the Trouser and Pantaloon industry. And what are you talking about? World? Live? None of these words have ever applied to you in the past!
Stinkoman K: Okay, alright, you got me. I've been trying to spread my new catch phrase - which just so happens to be my OLD catchphrase!
Depressio: I'm not even entirely sure--
Cut to an urban city area. Stinkoman K is on top of a scaffolding, painting a giant "So Cool, Man" onto a billboard. He looks up, and realizes he's accidentally painted "So Call, Men."
Stinkoman K: Oh, that...that considerably changes the connotation.
Cut back to the present moment.
Depressio: You've been trying to get the world to use the phrase "So Cool, Man?" I thought you didn't even particularly acknowledge that phrase.
Stinkoman K: My particular method of ignoring you this time is cutting away to me interrupting Taylor Swift at the Music Awards Ceremony by jumping on stage and saying "So Cool, Man."
Depressio: Dude, we did that joke already, for the season 10 Halloween special.
Stinkoman K: Hah, yeah...man, we're hilarious.
Depressio: Yeah.
Stinkoman K: Yep.
Depressio: Mmhmm.
Depressio idly scratches the rear-end of his box.
Cut to Washington DC. Goombazoid is being sworn in as president.
President Goomba: I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Pre-
A brick is thrown at his head. He collapses. Secret service goes crazy, initiating a national security threat and putting the stadium on lockdown. Stinkoman K whispers from the background.
Stinkoman K: Hey! Hey! Reference So Cool, Man! It'll be hilarious! Hey! Goombazoid! Hey! Why aren't you waking- oh.
Cut back to the present moment.
Stinkoman K: So, yeah, I give my plan to make "So Cool, Man" the new "We the People" a 2.5...out of 5.
Off-camera, someone in the live studio audience can be heard saying, "hahaha! I get that reference!" I'm not going to name names.
Depressio: Well, looks like it all worked out in the-
Suddenly, dozens of feds burst onto the scene. They immediately apprehend Stinkoman K and Depressio, cuffing their hands behind their backs.
Stinkoman K: Oh no! Is this for assaulting the president??
Federal Agent: No, this is for creating a webcomic.
Laughtrack.
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Hahaha good fanfic of a fanfic. I can't believe that someone would try to assassinate the first Canadian President of the USA.
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I'm out so hard, that even though I was already out, I'm now back in, and then swiftly outed again.
Goomba is god in this thread.
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The best thing since your appearance in Forts. Teatime is #1. So Call, Man. *Season 3 may or may not be told entirely as a webcomic.  |
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GabrahamLinc0ln
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Blargh! I've been gone too long and need to catch up! oh well, keep up the good work y'all. too funny...
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here's my sig. It isn't much to look at. ![Gabriel Acosta's Facebook profile](http://badge.facebook.com/badge/1328716689.135.619028138.png" border=0) |
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Episode 17: Standing Trial
Open on a yellow-tinted sky. The jagged terrain is covered in rubble and litter. An exhausted Conner and goomba trudge along. One of goomba's arms is some sort of robotic prosthetic
Conner: Wow. That was some turn of events.
Goomba: Tell me about it!
Conner: I would have hardly believed it had I not been there to witness it. Good thing I was.
Goomba: Yeah, I don't thin-
Conner: I mean, despite the unbelievable trauma I endured, if I had to do it all over again, I would. It was just that intense.
A loud moan is heard, and Customer lumbers out, staggering towards Conner. His eyes are glazed over and mustard drips out of his half-open mouth
Conner: Oh, no! It's that layabout from the Sno-Kone place!
Goomba: What? No, this is the one who buys stuff. Or doesn't, rather.
Conner: Really? I thought that was the round one.
Goomba: Uh... You could be right. I don't really care, to tell you the truth.
Goomba: Don't worry. I've trained for this.
Goomba aims his robot arm at Customer and presses a button. Pennies and nickles start falling out
Goomba: Oh, right.
Footsteps are heard, and a man in a fur coat appears behind Conner, wielding a giant cane. Customer lurches forward but stops abruptly, turning his head and facing the newcomer
Pimpskizzles: (to Customer) You're about to learn why they call me 'skizzles.
Pimpskizzles points his cane at Customer, firing two projectile chainsaws
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Pimpskizzles twirls his cane around. goomba and Conner stare blankly, covered in blood
Pimpskizzles: Any questions?
A flurry of pennies falls out of Goomba's robot arm
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In a world no longer standing, where will you stand?
Taking a Stand: Season 3
By stinkoman k and Depressio
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Cut to the ruins of the Omnistand. Pimpskizzles enters through the half-broken front door. The cactus radio is perched on one of the counters, playing bad garage rock radio. Conner and goomba walk in, exchanging apprehensive glances.
Pimpskizzles: (to the others) Welcome to my home, turkeys. Let's gather supplies quickly and head out.
Conner: Uh...wait. Why?
Pimpskizzles: What, are you kidding me? We've gotta get out of here before the Secret Ingredient activates.
Goomba: Or die trying.
Conner: In that case, let me help. I know this place pretty well, so if you start packing, I'll find supplies.
Goomba: Or die trying.
Conner: ...
The cactus radio's music fades out. A familiar voice is heard
K: ...That was "Will You Shut Up, Mom? Jeez!" by Synposis.
Depressio: (frustrated) For the last time…We only have access to this one album. You don’t have to keep naming the band. In fact, I don't even know why you keep playing that awful, awful-
K: ...and we are Cool Guy and The Fat, coming to you live from the ONLY source for hit music, Emergency Frequency #731.
Dead air
Depressio: Uhh...what now?
K: Let's play another record, shall we?
Depressio: Oh please n-
K: This one's by a very talented new band called Synposis. Enjoy!
The music starts to play again. Pimpskizzles turns off the cactus
Pimpskizzles: (tosses a duffel bag to Goomba) Alright, that's the last of it.
Goomba: (examining its contents) Umm...empty matchbooks from exotic nightclubs don't count as supplies.
The front door begins to rattle
Conner: ...Umm...this can't be good...
It falls off of its hinges. A few ants scuttle in
Conner: Oh, hey. That's not so bad.
Suddenly, thousands of ants rush in, forming an insect collective that eventually takes human shape, resembling ACPigeon
ACP: Behold! Where there was once hatred, there is now love! I am the Queen Bee...of the Ants!
Conner: Uh...this doesn't look good...what do we do?
Goomba: Or die trying.
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On the next Taking a Stand...
Old friends catch up...
ACP chases after Conner, Goomba, and Pimpskizzles
Conner: (to ACP) So...what's in like in there? Mild? It looks mild.
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Mr. Teatime
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Oh man. Is this real life?
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That writer guy told me that I would get it within 3 months. I save them bundles. They're crazy. I don't think I will ever get it. They betray me, they didn't keep their promise, they trick me and I don't care anymore.
But in reality this is the best delayed april fool's joke ever. So many good parts, pimpskizzles, synposis, cool guy and the fat...
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I'm out so hard, that even though I was already out, I'm now back in, and then swiftly outed again.
Goomba is god in this thread.
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Scruffy Scruffington
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Oh wow. That was great. I'd laugh harder, but I'm at the library right now.
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“It’s wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we would know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.”  |
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Open on a yellow-tinted sky. The jagged terrain is covered in rubble and litter. An exhausted Conner and goomba trudge along. One of goomba's arms is some sort of robotic prosthetic
Conner: This did not just happen!
Goomba: Each and every one of you has failed!
Conner: I can -not- believe this. You've got to be -kidding- me!
Goomba: You have dishonored this entire tea-
Conner: Freakin' unbelievable. This sucks on ice! No, seriously, you all suck.
A loud moan is heard, and Customer lumbers out, staggering towards Conner. His eyes are glazed over and mustard drips out of his half-open mouth
Conner: Incoming!
Goomba: If I have to crack some skulls, I will.
Conner: Yeah, come get some, ya freakin' wuss!
Goomba: Stand! On! The! Point! MAGGOT!
Goomba: This is -my- world. You are not welcome in -my- world!
Goomba aims his robot arm at Customer and presses a button. Pennies and nickles start falling out
Goomba: Daughhh, no!
Footsteps are heard, and a man in a fur coat appears behind Conner, wielding a giant cane. Customer lurches forward but stops abruptly, turning his head and facing the newcomer
Pimpskizzles: (to Customer) Gentlemen.
Pimpskizzles points his cane at Customer, firing two projectile chainsaws
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Pimpskizzles twirls his cane around. goomba and Conner stare blankly, covered in blood
Pimpskizzles: You're all of you quite out of your depth.
A flurry of pennies falls out of Goomba's robot arm
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In a world no longer standing, where will you stand?
Stand Fortress 2: Season 3
By stinkoman k and Depressio
Made worse much, much better by Lufis
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Cut to the ruins of the Omnistand. Pimpskizzles enters through the half-broken front door. The cactus radio is perched on one of the counters, playing bad garage rock radio. Conner and goomba walk in, exchanging apprehensive glances.
Pimpskizzles: (to the others) Let us move! Move zis gear up!
Conner: Is-is anyone even paying attention to me?
Pimpskizzles: Help me capture this point!
Goomba: MAGGOTS!
Conner: No problem. Let's get to the cap, fellas!
Goomba: MAGGOTS!
Conner: ...
The cactus radio's music fades out. A familiar voice is heard
K: ...Zat was Doctor-Assisted Homicide!
Depressio: (frustrated) Stupid, stupid, stupid! How could this happen? All of you are babies!
K: ...Anuzha successful procedure!
Dead air
Depressio: I was told we would be fighting MEN!
K: I am fully charged!
Depressio: Oh, it is sad da-
K: From now on, losing is verboten!
The music starts to play again. Pimpskizzles turns off the cactus
Pimpskizzles: (tosses a duffel bag to Goomba) After you.
Goomba: (examining its contents) Last one alive, lock the door!
The front door begins to rattle
Conner: Kay, this does not look good here, um...
It falls off of its hinges. A few ants scuttle in
Conner: You seein' this?
Suddenly, thousands of ants rush in, forming an insect collective that eventually takes human shape, resembling ACPigeon
ACP: All ye dandies prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs!
Conner: Aw jeez... this did not just happen!
Goomba: MAGGOTS!
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On the next Stand Fortress 2...
Old friends catch up...
ACP chases after Conner, Goomba, and Pimpskizzles
Conner: (to ACP) I'm gonna headbutt cha, I'm gonna headbutt cha, I'm gonna headbutt cha!
Featuring:
The Scout as Connor
The Soldier as Goomba
The Spy as Pimpskizzles
The Medic as K
The Heavy as Depressio
The Demoman as ACP
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Lufis is the best in town.
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