Taking a Stand: It's a sprite comic now?

Taking a Stand: The Fanfiction of a Fiction based on Fictional Forum Personas That Themselves Are Sort of Fanfictiony

by Jonathan X. Teathyme

Cut to a totally bland and nondescript background. That one guy approaches that other guy.

Depressio: Dude, where--

Stinkoman K: Your mom.

Depressio: Have you been--

Stinkoman K: That's what she said.

Depressio: For the last ten months?

Stinkoman K: No thanks, I already ate.

Depressio: None of those gags made any sense at all.

Stinkoman K: I've been out exploring the WORLD, D-man. Y'know, trying to live my life OUTSIDE the box.

Depressio is wearing a box instead of pants.

Depressio: Listen, you know about my beef with the Trouser and Pantaloon industry. And what are you talking about? World? Live? None of these words have ever applied to you in the past!

Stinkoman K: Okay, alright, you got me. I've been trying to spread my new catch phrase - which just so happens to be my OLD catchphrase!

Depressio: I'm not even entirely sure--

Cut to an urban city area. Stinkoman K is on top of a scaffolding, painting a giant "So Cool, Man" onto a billboard. He looks up, and realizes he's accidentally painted "So Call, Men."

Stinkoman K: Oh, that...that considerably changes the connotation.

Cut back to the present moment.

Depressio: You've been trying to get the world to use the phrase "So Cool, Man?" I thought you didn't even particularly acknowledge that phrase.

Stinkoman K: My particular method of ignoring you this time is cutting away to me interrupting Taylor Swift at the Music Awards Ceremony by jumping on stage and saying "So Cool, Man."

Depressio: Dude, we did that joke already, for the season 10 Halloween special.

Stinkoman K: Hah, yeah...man, we're hilarious.

Depressio: Yeah.

Stinkoman K: Yep.

Depressio: Mmhmm.

Depressio idly scratches the rear-end of his box.

Cut to Washington DC. Goombazoid is being sworn in as president.

President Goomba: I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Pre-

A brick is thrown at his head. He collapses. Secret service goes crazy, initiating a national security threat and putting the stadium on lockdown. Stinkoman K whispers from the background.

Stinkoman K: Hey! Hey! Reference So Cool, Man! It'll be hilarious! Hey! Goombazoid! Hey! Why aren't you waking- oh.

Cut back to the present moment.

Stinkoman K: So, yeah, I give my plan to make "So Cool, Man" the new "We the People" a 2.5...out of 5.

Off-camera, someone in the live studio audience can be heard saying, "hahaha! I get that reference!" I'm not going to name names.

Depressio: Well, looks like it all worked out in the-

Suddenly, dozens of feds burst onto the scene. They immediately apprehend Stinkoman K and Depressio, cuffing their hands behind their backs.

Stinkoman K: Oh no! Is this for assaulting the president??

Federal Agent: No, this is for creating a webcomic.

Laughtrack.