Untitled Document: A 6 part series

[Shapepressio]

Yeah. Ummm...not made for BHZ. I'm just porting them. So, here's part 1. If you guys like them, I WON'T end the series. I'll just keep it going.

{Slow zoom-in on Chwoka, watching TV.}

CHWOKA: {sigh} There's nothing on TV.

{Cut to TV, to reveal static on every channel. Cut back.}

{Vanhock is fully animated, and pops up from behind the couch.}

VANHOCK: Hey! {Chwoka dosen't respond.} ... Look what I can do!

{Chwoka pushes Vanhock back down by his face.}

VANHOCK: {normal} Fine.

{short pause.}

{Chwoka throws the remote at the TV. It explodes.}

CHWOKA: {Walks off.}

VANHOCK: Wow. He's testy when bored. {Grabs a phone and starts talking into it.} Party at Chwoka's House!

{short pause}

PHONE: ...{do-do-DO} We're sorry, but-

VANHOCK: {Hangs up. Doorbell rings.}

{Cut to door. Homestar Runner and gang are there.}

STRONG BAD: Hey!? Where's trhe party? I thought you had atleast a disco ball! First you move the stick-

{Cut to the hallway. Chwoka is walking along.}

CHWOKA: {Stops.}

{Pan out to reveal the stick in the middle with dirt around it.}

{Cut back}

STRONG BAD: And now this?

BUBS: Yeah! I can't even get no dancin' room! {Starts dancing.}

HOMESTAR: Let's blow this popsciwe stawd!

{Everyone leaves. Bubs is still Dancing.}

VANHOCK: {Slams the door.} Man. I'm bored... {A lightbulb appears over his head. He takes a bite out of it. He runs into the kitchen, and shortly thereeafter a crashing sound s heard. Pan to over the house.}

VANHOCK: Fear not! For Mayonaise man is here! {Flies down.}

{Cut to Darlon's Lab. Darlon is bored.}

DARLON: You know, maybe I should...uhhh...maybe I should...

{EXPLOSION!}

DARLON: Look, can you come back at a better time? No evilness right now.

VANHOCK: Aw man... {slumps away.}

{Cut to Chwoka.}

CHWOKA: Wow, I'm bored. maybe it's time to go online...{takes out MicroComputer headset.} Darn it! No one's on! I'm gonna sleep.

{Cut to Vanhock.}

VANHOCK: You know, I'm tired of these things ending abruptl-

THE END!

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Wow, that sucks. Don't worry, Episode 2 is good.