YouTube Poops.

[S&D Frosté]

Yo, yous guys!  Here is where you can post your YouTube Poops!

So, Poop away... *cough cough.*

Here's my 2nd YouTube Poop.  It's called "JACK'S DUST CITY."  Fairly short.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/o2_6CssloCg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/o2_6CssloCg</a>
 

[Homestar Gunner]

I kinda like this guy's stuff

He's pretty good

[Burled Holiday Cabbage]

Ahh, now this is my kind of thread. I think I'll give a lowdown on the down low to those wanting to know what YTPs are.

Simply put: YouTube Poops are the splicing together and/or repetition of certain clips to produce humor and annoyance.

What are these "clips", you say? Generally, they are of the Super Mario World TV show and Phillips CD-i video game system's Mario and Zelda games. Hotel Mario, LoZ: Faces of Evil, and LoZ: Wand of Gamelon are some of the worst games in existance, or at least an insult to Mario and Link.

The bad part is... Mario and Link speak... It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't say such stupid things... For example:
Mario: You know what they say, "All Toasters toast toast!"
Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!

These and many other clips can be found at Quebec Gamers. Download them, and import them to a video creating program. Windows Movie Maker is the most common, as it is included on most PCs already.

Making a poop (*snicker*) isn't the hardest thing in the world, but you have to be patient (especially with Windows Movie Maker because it tends to crash often). One helpful pooper (that's the right term) created a short tutorial on how to make YTPs, right here.

Here's one of my latest. It's Mario and friends singing along to the new #1 hit "Tom's Diner". It's called Luigi's Diner

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/kifQ0PMjixY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/kifQ0PMjixY</a>

[Nicolas Sarkozy]

http://youtube.com/MrSimonAlt

That guy's my favorite. He's hilarious and he's also got some definite talent in more ways than one.

[ACPigeon]

DukeOfFortuneMan will always be my favorite. I also like:

SuperYoshi
RetroJape
NOTYaminomalex
JingWu
1upClock
MrSimonAlt
Stegblob
Dvariano
KingNecroPope

and some others. Most of the good (in my opinion) Youtube Poopers are on these two playlists.

One helpful pooper (that's the right term) created a short tutorial on how to make YTPs, right here.

That's the problem with most new Youtube Poops. They're way too formulaic. "Take word from Hotel Mario. Repeat 20 times. Double speed. Double speed again. Dance music." I really wish people would use more variation in their poops. I'm getting pretty sick of the same five minutes of footage (Hotel Mario, CD-i Zelda, etc.) every time.

[TheTire]

I'm starting to make what could be called Poops, but I don't use any Hotel Mario or CD-I Zelda. So far, I have one with Bob Ross and two based on Crash Bandicoot.

You can find them here.

EDIT: Okay, now I'm using Zelda.

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

1upClock
MrSimonAlt

I like Koopa Football Players. Oh, and 1upClock is awesome.

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

Oh, and 1upClock is awesome.

Just so you know, that IS a former BHZ member! He went under such names at Jim Grim and.. well.. 1upClock (he played one of me' characters!).. I'm PRET-TY sure he was banned for causing some ruckus of sorts. Kinda forgot.

On the subject of YouTube Poops, bleeech. I've usually thought they were really mediocre entertainment, EXCEPT on a couple of occasions! The one I was about to show you appears to be gone, though..

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NVUU-4bAHI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0NVUU-4bAHI</a>

... FEED ME! Feee-ee-ee-d me! FEED ME! Feee-ee-eee-d me! *record scratch*

[ACPigeon]

The one I was about to show you appears to be gone, though..

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0NVUU-4bAHI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0NVUU-4bAHI</a>

... FEED ME! Feee-ee-ee-d me! FEED ME! Feee-ee-eee-d me! *record scratch*

I love that one. I'm pretty sure I posted it in Random Videos at some point. Someone else was kind enough to re-upload it:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/trIyER5w5i8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/trIyER5w5i8</a>

And I'm pretty sure 1up was banned for... actually, I don't remember, other that it was pretty insignificant and (his banning) made a lot of people angry.

[Homestar Gunner]

I'm PRET-TY sure he was banned for causing some ruckus of sorts. Kinda forgot.

He was too sarcastic

[HomeStarRunnerTron]

He was too sarcastic

Ah, yeah! That's what it was. You're right, AC. That.. IS.. pretty insignificant. If he wants to come back in, (I have seen him on AIM a little recently) we should let him! (Though I doubt he wants to now.) Oh, and that's where I got the viddy to begin with, when you posted it yerself, thanks a lot for the new link! *dances down*

Dramatization of Hypothesized Convo with Me and 1upclock:

hsrtron: Hey, do you wanna come back to BHZ? We'll let you!

1upclock: Noooo, I want you to cut my arms and legs off with a chainsaw!

hsrtron: Well, okay. *revs up chainsaw- - VEERRRRGHHHK.*

1upclock: Hey, man! I was just being sarcastic!

hsrtron: Well, that's just great! How was I supposed to know that? I'm not a mindreader for crying out loud! Besides, now you've got a really cute nickname! - - TORSO BOY!

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

Yeah, I remember him. He made cool things. I liked this YouTube Poop he made.

A YouTube Poop of Sonic and Legends of the Hidden Temple: Super Robotnik V. 1up Clock made it.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/piZHeDn1ToM" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/piZHeDn1ToM</a>

Oh, I think potthole said he could come back if he wanted.

[ACPigeon]

So this is probably my favorite YTP (at the moment)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/KLU--ENO3L0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/KLU--ENO3L0</a>

[Nicolas Sarkozy]

So this is probably my favorite YTP (at the moment)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/KLU--ENO3L0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/KLU--ENO3L0</a>

JOHNNY NOOOOOO

[Gir]

Didn't 1up invent these?