TD1 mails! (Email 2 up)

[The Dark One™]

Characters:

TD1: The most normal out of all the characters. He's the one who checks the emails.
Inyl: The cute catgirl with long blue hair created from the imagination of a nerd.
Greg: Depressed all the time cuz no one likes him. It's true though.
Miles: Clinically insane. Is always plotting to take down TD1 and take over the show er... thread. Whatever.

More to come! Maybe!

[The Dark One™]

*TD1 is sitting at a desk with a computer on it, a magazine in front of him. The cover says "Fancy cat"*

TD1: Ooh, that cat is fancy.

*A loud alarm goes off*

TD1: Banana nut muffin! *throws up magazine and falls out of chair*

Computer voice: One new email.

TD1: *blinks* Oh. *gets back in chair* Note to self, change new email sound...

Dear TD1,
Why are all your game characters girls?
A person who isn't you.

TD1: A person who isn't me?! That could be anyone! Unless I have clones... yeah. That'd be awesome.

*Miles pops halfway out of the ceiling*

Miles: And then your clones could fight each other and I could sell tickets! And I bet you don't know who'd win...

TD1: Uh...

Miles: That's right! You would! And then when the last TD1 is left, I will destroy him and take over this show! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

TD1: ...first, this is an email thread that I am doing for an attempt to make myself more awesome, although there will be like, two people who will read this, and second, no. Not going to happen.

Miles: ARG! Fooled again! *blinks* Take this! *throws a piece of baloney at TD1 and vanishes. The baloney hits him in the face*

TD1: *takes bologna off face* Well, that was useless. Now to answer person man's question.

*just as he is about to start typing, Inyl walks up to him*

Inyl: Ooh, whatcha doin'?

TD1: ...checking an email.

Inyl: What's an email?

TD1: This.

Inyl: What's this?

TD1: *blinks* Look! Something shiny!

Inyl: WHERE?!

TD1: Over there! In a direction!

*Inyl runs off and TD1 turns back to the computer*

TD1: Finally... now to-

Greg: Hi...

TD1: *blinks* Where'd you come from?

Greg: I'm all depressed...

TD1: You're always depressed.

Greg: Yeah... I hope I'm not interrupting anything...

TD1: Well, actually-

*Just then, Inyl runs up, holding a shiny sphere*

Inyl: I found the shiny thing.

TD1: Uh... that's the core to the nuclear reactor...

Inyl: What's a nuclear react-

*a large explosion appears, destroying everything*

END!

[Homestarguy]

Haha! Short but sweet!

Even though no actual email was answered, you managed to build a solid email.

Keep it up, tuduh one!

[stinkoman k]

It almost held my interest but there are far too many explosions. Next time try to keep things together.

[The Dark One™]

*TD1 is sitting at his computer, starting to check his email*

TD1: Doo doo doo... time for the most original idea EVER.

Dear The Darkish One,
Why do you like cats so much?
From,
HUGE 2 tha DORK

TD1: Hmm... why do I?

*turns to the couch next to his desk. Inyl is sleeping on it in a little ball.*

TD1: Aw... so cute... (typing) Well Huge 2 tha Fat, cats are completely awesome compared to dogs and other animals. Dogs are all drooly. And they smell funny. And they-

Greg: And they are black like my soul...

TD1: *blinks* That's nice Greg. But not all dogs and stuff are black...

Greg: Colors are nothing to me... just shows me how much-

TD1: Yeah yeah. Go vent on MySpace with all the other emos.

*Greg walks out of the room, hanging his head*

TD1: Man... we should totally put some caffeine in his orange juice or something.

Inyl: *wakes up* No, Strong Bad already did that in one email.

TD1: Crap... well, there has to be some way to make him not depressed. *snaps fingers*I've got it. Use your kitty charm.

Inyl: ...kitty charm?

TD1: Yeah. Use your über cuteness. It always makes me smile...

Inyl: Okay... if you say so.

*Inyl walks off to the kitchen where Greg is making a sandwich*

Inyl: Hey Greg... why are you so down?

Greg: Life is meaningless... in the end, all that awaits you is death...

Inyl: Have you been watching the trailer for the Wrath of the Lich King again? I told you, it's just a game... and it's not even out yet.

Greg: ...no...

Inyl: Well, just be happy, it's not that hard to be *twitches* sad... er...  I mean... *twitches again* hateful... sorrow...

TD1: I told you we should have gone with the caffeine idea!

Inyl: Shut up! We're trying to be original!

TD1: Didn't they do this in Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?!

Inyl: *blinks* Crap. They did. Almost exactly like this.

TD1: ...what hasn't been done before?

Greg: A fight between a giant penguin and a bikini babe?

TD1: Fanboys Online.

Miles: A fight between a robot and a dinosaur sheriff?

TD1: Fanboys Mini.

Inyl: A stickman holding a spoon and saying it's too big?

TD1: The Rejected Cartoon Movie.

Inyl: Well, crap. We need something that is original.

TD1: How about you and Miles fight and I tape it and put it on youtube.

*Inyl and Miles both look at each other, shrug, and then start fighting off screen*

TD1: Wait. I don't have a camera. Oh well.

Miles: (Offscreen) MY SPLEEEEEEN!!!

END!

[HUGE 2 tha DORK]

Wow. I got an email answered. This thread is nice and... actiony.